Pop Tarts have chemicals that could kill you instantly
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100% of people who eat pop tarts are either dead or are going to die
True story
Actually, 100% of all people will die, regardless of what they eat! I don't care what's in them...if I see one, I'll eat it. I like to live dangerously...cuz that's how I roll.0 -
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Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for ya
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah0 -
100% of people who eat pop tarts are either dead or are going to die
True story
Actually, 100% of all people will die, regardless of what they eat! I don't care what's in them...if I see one, I'll eat it. I like to live dangerously...cuz that's how I roll.
No joke gets by this guy
He's like a Joke Dreamcatcher0 -
Apples have cyanide in them AHHHHHHH no apples!! Just because they have common ingredient does not mean that they are the same. Do you know how many poisons contain the evil dreaded water?0
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Shucks, I probably have the ones with meth in them....must be why they are so addictive. I love my nom noms every once in a while...gotta have that 2 am .... snack.0
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Yes that is right, and while my research is top secret at the moment I can tell you that a man by the name of Arnius is finalizing the report. He is a man that has been addicted to pop tarts and after working out suffered a massive stroke. He suffered and stroked badly for quite some time. Stroked so bad that his right arm got sore.
Few chemicals found in blueberry pop tarts:
1. windex
2. lighter fluid extract (don't confuse it with lighter fluid)
3. same chemicals found in drywall (now you know why it tastes like drywall)
Well I won't be discussed any further flavors at this moment due to privacy of our research but I will be happy to provide the chemicals inside your favorite pop tart. There is a pop tart that has crystal meth and you won't believe which one it is. It is actually the blueberry one in fact.
Well duh, how do you think they get the fake filling to be blue? Windex is blue.... 2+2=windex.0 -
Can I repair my plaster walls with pop tarts? If so, which flavor?
Sounds like a plan - probably more durable than what's currently on my walls.0 -
Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for ya
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah0 -
Does anyone have the calorie count on windex? I'm thinking that would be a good evening snack.0
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Does anyone have the calorie count on windex? I'm thinking that would be a good evening snack.0
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Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for ya
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah
LOL I was thinking the same thing0 -
Can I use them to embalm a corpse? that would be awesome!0
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Apples have cyanide in them AHHHHHHH no apples!! Just because they have common ingredient does not mean that they are the same. Do you know how many poisons contain the evil dreaded water?
Dihydrogen monoxide. Deadly evil stuff.0 -
Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for ya
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah
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Can I use them to embalm a corpse? that would be awesome!0
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I need to know the stats of the cherry ones please. I'm hoping they have coke instead of meth which would explain my great love for them and my dislike of the blueberry ones.0
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I also must disclose my warnings since I am required to do so for your safety. Please do not drink windex unless you add a bit of rum.0
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So the blueberry poptarts have meth in them you say? And the filling is blue, you say?
I think I know who is behind all of this.
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I heard windex has the same chemicals that are used to make blueberry poptarts. If this doesn't make you want to start drinking windex, mmm boy
Part of a streak-free breakfast
^HAA!!!!0
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