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I lost an elephant's penis and a human brain!!

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  • eyebex
    eyebex Posts: 12 Member
    I lost an automobile tire and a baby back ribs

    One day I hope to lose a microwave oven.
  • csolo634
    csolo634 Posts: 14 Member
    Cinder block...been accused of being smart like one so I guess it fits
  • healthyCAL
    healthyCAL Posts: 41 Member
    I've lost an automobile tire and a guinea pig!
  • Impy84
    Impy84 Posts: 430
    elephants heart plus one guinea pig
  • courtneylee31
    courtneylee31 Posts: 178 Member
    A automobile tire and a rack of baby back ribs, gone, forever! BOOM! lol
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    I have lost a human head.

    I might have lost more, but I haven't weighed myself in two months.
  • tanyaslosingit
    tanyaslosingit Posts: 178 Member
    I love this! I'm copying to my notes for future reference :-)

    So far I've lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg; but my goal is to lose an elephant's penis and a guinea pig :-D
  • quillsHP
    quillsHP Posts: 91 Member
    Well apparently I have lost a sperm whale's brain...yay me! :D
  • jeleclekat
    jeleclekat Posts: 124 Member
    love it!!!!!!
  • queenbree13
    queenbree13 Posts: 89 Member
    I've lost a cinder block and a rack of baby back ribs (:
  • dogo187
    dogo187 Posts: 376
    oh wow...

    ive lost a 2 month old horse, an automobile tire and a human head...

    i would like to lose another automobile tire...!
  • mariiyah
    mariiyah Posts: 136 Member
    lost a bald eagle so far. :tongue:
  • alschultz33
    alschultz33 Posts: 199 Member
    I lost a bald eagle and a guinea pig!

    Haha, fun post :)
  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
    I've lost an average 2 year old!!! My two year old weighs 30 lbs, guess she's not average. lol
  • fredf2112
    fredf2112 Posts: 110 Member
    I'm closing in on that "elephant heart". :laugh:
  • Amlong1977
    Amlong1977 Posts: 125 Member
    I love this! I've lost a newborn calf, but my goal is an average woman...lol. Only a small bale of hay & an ostrich egg to go!
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    LOL, I've lost a Human Head and a Guinea Pig :happy:
  • mjsunshine16
    mjsunshine16 Posts: 251 Member
    I'm down an automobile tire here :-)
  • BRANDYGR8MOVES
    BRANDYGR8MOVES Posts: 87 Member
    bald eagle and human brain = 18 pounds not much but itsgoing some were
  • leambi
    leambi Posts: 452 Member
    i have lost a cinder block with a guinea pig sat on top
  • beautsarah
    beautsarah Posts: 151 Member
    I've lost a bald eagle, and a rack of baby back ribs. Can't wait till I can say I've lost an Irish setter, or a gold brick lol.
  • linochka1969
    linochka1969 Posts: 136 Member
    I lost amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    FML im somewhere between a newborn calf and a baby horse.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    I've lost and Elephants penis plus a rack of baby back tribs.. one of those things sounds delicious!

    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
  • babsie11
    babsie11 Posts: 21 Member
    I lost my first Tire officially Today.. I love this list.!! :)
  • Zoot_suits
    Zoot_suits Posts: 71 Member
    I have lost a Sperm Whales brain and a rack of baby back ribs :) LMAO
  • cnphel0
    cnphel0 Posts: 45 Member
    I lost an elephant heart and a rack of ribs!
  • debjae
    debjae Posts: 242
    I have lost a 2 year old and a guinea pig!
  • mensasu
    mensasu Posts: 355 Member
    Cinder block gone - working towards an Irish Setter
  • Skeen903
    Skeen903 Posts: 408 Member
    bump :)

    I have lost an elephant's penis and my goal is a 2 month old horse :)
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