Pop Tarts have chemicals that could kill you instantly
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A more important question is, can WIndex be logged as water?Does anyone have the calorie count on windex? I'm thinking that would be a good evening snack.0 -
yes, I read this on a MFP forum, so I'm 100% sure that it might be true.Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts
I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for ya
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah
LOL I was thinking the same thing
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Can I use them to embalm a corpse? that would be awesome!0
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Apples have cyanide in them AHHHHHHH no apples!! Just because they have common ingredient does not mean that they are the same. Do you know how many poisons contain the evil dreaded water?
Dihydrogen monoxide. Deadly evil stuff.0 -
Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for ya
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah
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Well wait a minute, if it kills people instantly, would it revive a corpse? I mean, you're already dead!!Can I use them to embalm a corpse? that would be awesome!0 -
I need to know the stats of the cherry ones please. I'm hoping they have coke instead of meth which would explain my great love for them and my dislike of the blueberry ones.0
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I also must disclose my warnings since I am required to do so for your safety. Please do not drink windex unless you add a bit of rum.0
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So the blueberry poptarts have meth in them you say? And the filling is blue, you say?
I think I know who is behind all of this.
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I heard windex has the same chemicals that are used to make blueberry poptarts. If this doesn't make you want to start drinking windex, mmm boy
Part of a streak-free breakfast
^HAA!!!!0 -
Wait...did you learn this from Dr. Oz?0
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I heard windex has the same chemicals that are used to make blueberry poptarts. If this doesn't make you want to start drinking windex, mmm boy
Part of a streak-free breakfast
The person that does your laundry will appreciate this.
PHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!0 -
I always knew I could use those things to shingle a roof. Out of morbid curiosity, what is in strawberry poptarts?0
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You know, the shock-and-awe propaganda always amuses me. Why do people honestly believe that marketers would put deadly, toxic, caustic, carcinogenic, or other chemicals in food?
THEY WANT YOU TO BUY MORE PRODUCT!
If they poison you, then you will either:
A) Die! And not buy more product
or
Somehow link said poisoning and subsequent adverse affects back to them and SUE THE **** out of them!
Why do people never use their brains????? :noway:0 -
Update:
Chemicals that can kill you found in the air we breathe. Also, don't get me started about dihydrogen monoxide. It kills thousands each year, yet is still given away for free and thousands and thousands of locations across the country.0 -
You would be suprised what americans have in their food some of it so bad for you other coutries have made it illegal aka hyrgonated oil as for pop tarts it might have some of the same chemicals in it that is possible. Though water is in almost everything and its unlikly to kill you. What chemicals do they share?0
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This explains NYAN Cat - he was dreamed up after someone got high on a pop tart.0
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Apples have cyanide in them AHHHHHHH no apples!! Just because they have common ingredient does not mean that they are the same. Do you know how many poisons contain the evil dreaded water?
Cyanide is actually in the seeds, not sure how many people like the munch on apple seeds though :P0 -
. Also, don't get me started about dihydrogen monoxide. It kills thousands each year, yet is still given away for free and thousands and thousands of locations across the country.
That stuff is just AWEFUL! My boys are thinking of starting a petition to get it banned!0 -
because thinking hurtsYou know, the shock-and-awe propaganda always amuses me. Why do people honestly believe that marketers would put deadly, toxic, caustic, carcinogenic, or other chemicals in food?
THEY WANT YOU TO BUY MORE PRODUCT!
If they poison you, then you will either:
A) Die! And not buy more product
or Somehow link said poisoning and subsequent adverse affects back to them and SUE THE **** out of them!
Why do people never use their brains????? :noway: 0 -
I always knew I could use those things to shingle a roof. Out of morbid curiosity, what is in strawberry poptarts?
Just got back from the offices and there are the ingredients.
1. Antibacterial soap
2. Strawberry flavored clorox with 3 percent windex
3. of course, drywall ingredients
4. 1/100 of a spray of wd40 is found in all sprinkles combined.
5. the box for strawberry is made from recycled toilet paper.0 -
Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for ya
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah
Yea im a bit gullible myself.. lol can't tell if this is joke or real but thinking joke for sure0 -
It's on the internet, it's true!Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for ya
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah
Yea im a bit gullible myself.. lol can't tell if this is joke or real but thinking joke for sure0 -
Whew! My son eats the cherry and I eat the chocolate chip cookie dough, but neither of us eats blueberry, so we're safe. That's a load off my mind!0
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\Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for you
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah
Yea im a bit gullible myself.. lol can't tell if this is joke or real but thinking joke for sure
Yeah.. figured out its a joke! I know he probaly knew acouple idiotic gulliable people would think this was for real (YA GOT ME) and I am one of them! I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON! I won't be believing everything I read on these darn forums anymore haha but i'm glad to know I wasn't the only one wondering if this was real
you never know now a days a ton of our processed foods have lots of ridiculous chemicals in them! 0 -
Off to the store to buy blueberry poptarts. I need to clean my windows tomorrow!!!!0
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A more important question is, can WIndex be logged as water?
Bwahahaha!!!0 -
\Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for you
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah
Yea im a bit gullible myself.. lol can't tell if this is joke or real but thinking joke for sure
Yeah.. figured out its a joke! I know he probaly knew acouple idiotic gulliable people would think this was for real (YA GOT ME) and I am one of them! I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON! I won't be believing everything I read on these darn forums anymore haha but i'm glad to know I wasn't the only one wondering if this was real you never know now a days a ton of our processed foods have lots of ridiculous chemicals in them!
It's a total joke.0 -
Anyone else on the Pop Tart Cleanse(tm) experiencing hallucinations, pregnancy in men and/or temporary death?
If this doesn't improve I'm calling my Chinese herbalist next week0 -
Could, but don't. Pass the pop tarts.0
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