I lost an elephant's penis and a human brain!!

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  • opal24
    opal24 Posts: 205 Member
    A 5000 BTU air conditioner - and my goal is somewhere between an elephant's penis and an Irish Setter :-)
  • kristinc06837
    kristinc06837 Posts: 630 Member
    I've lost between the amount of cheese american's eat and a cinderblock! :noway:
  • slleader
    slleader Posts: 66 Member
    bump!
  • I've lost a cinder block and a Guinea pig :smile:
  • I've only lost a chihuahua but I'm aiming for the complete oxford dictionary!
  • VirtuousVal
    VirtuousVal Posts: 138 Member
    This is in response to the woman who lost a kayak!!
    I have a list I got off of here when I first started and am going to share again!!
    I think it is a fun way to SEE weight loss!!
    WHAT DID YOU LOSE????

    1 lb. = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 lbs. = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 lb. = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds = chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephants heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she is 5'11")
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she is 5'4½")
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary


    So far 18-20 pounds = an Automobile tire I would rather that I could loose the inner tube around my waist! :laugh:

    My Ultimate weight loss goal is 77 pounds = a gold brick & 4 pounds = an ostrich egg

    This is hilarious! Simbalaughing.gif

    Thanks for sharing!

    Bump this to save for later!

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  • ChristineEaton7210
    ChristineEaton7210 Posts: 52 Member
    Bump
  • gabrriela
    gabrriela Posts: 18 Member
    A human head! Hah!
  • lasmit4477
    lasmit4477 Posts: 308 Member
    I have lost a two mth old horse and a guinea pig!
  • jkcrawford
    jkcrawford Posts: 435 Member
    I lost a sperm whale's brain on my way to an automobile tire, hopes my car still works lol
  • I've lost a house cat! Hahaha woohoo! :)
  • totallydevious
    totallydevious Posts: 309 Member
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain :heart:
  • r3joe
    r3joe Posts: 5
    I lost the total weight of red meat an average American eats in a year. :) 111 lbs.
  • heidibowling
    heidibowling Posts: 35 Member
    So I'm now at -16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain.

    I can't wait to lose an automobile tire!!! :)
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
    Oh wow, I've lost an irish setter and my mind...I mean a human brain!
  • cad39too
    cad39too Posts: 874 Member
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua

    Glad I lost that little rat dog I can't stand them.:smile:
  • RyanJS81
    RyanJS81 Posts: 66 Member
    Wow so I have lost the entire Oxford English Dictionary AND a Human Leg COMBINED! LOL

    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
  • Mathguy1
    Mathguy1 Posts: 207 Member
    Okay, I'll join in....

    I've lost an automobile tire and a human head. My goal is to lose a mid sized microwave.

    I like that list; very clever.
  • MEKAMEK08
    MEKAMEK08 Posts: 35 Member
    LOL!!! I LOVE THIS:laugh:
  • guildwars1987
    guildwars1987 Posts: 73 Member
    On NO! I've lost a 2 year old! lol
  • MUMommy
    MUMommy Posts: 28 Member
    So funny! I'm the cheese...and that's a lot of cheese!
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
    I lost a whole woman .............in the divorce :laugh: :laugh:
  • I love this! I've lost an ostrich egg. Keep up the good work everyone.
  • Krissi921
    Krissi921 Posts: 62 Member
    I've lost a 5 gallon bottle of water/average human leg!
  • mercina22
    mercina22 Posts: 446 Member
    I'm somewhere between a newborn calf and a 2 month old horse!!:bigsmile:
  • topshopperwantabe
    topshopperwantabe Posts: 112 Member
    An Irish Setter and a Guinea Pig
  • Excited...I've lost a cinder block...WOW!

    Down 34 so far.

    GOOD JOB TO ALL!
  • I apparently lost a newborn calf but I rather see it as losing a golden retriever (60) and the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year (30), it sort of sounds cooler, but it's just me lmao :glasses:
  • 23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year.
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    Currently a human leg and a rack of baby back ribs!
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