Pick-up Lines

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  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    Guy: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
    Girl: No.
    Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Jason.

    I like that one! That's cute!
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    The other day:

    I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down....

    :P

    Now that is clever!!!
  • cherie2304
    cherie2304 Posts: 632 Member
    You have 206 bones in your body, what's one more?

    LMAO I love this one! :laugh:
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    I was talking to this girl in her dorm room and her roommate came in. When she left she hit her elbow on the doorframe as she backed out. and she said "Oww".

    I said, "Not such a funny bone, is it?" and everyone laughed.

    Then I said to the girl I was talking to, "Man I used my best line on your roommate!"

    Of course, I didn't mean pickup line I just meant joke. Then I probably turned red and tried to explain that wasn't what I meant.

    4 years later we were married on the white sands beach of St. Andrews State Park in Panama City Beach, Florida.

    Who? You and the girl or you and her roommate???? :wink:
  • OneMission
    OneMission Posts: 160 Member
    I was talking to this girl in her dorm room and her roommate came in. When she left she hit her elbow on the doorframe as she backed out. and she said "Oww".

    I said, "Not such a funny bone, is it?" and everyone laughed.

    Then I said to the girl I was talking to, "Man I used my best line on your roommate!"

    Of course, I didn't mean pickup line I just meant joke. Then I probably turned red and tried to explain that wasn't what I meant.

    4 years later we were married on the white sands beach of St. Andrews State Park in Panama City Beach, Florida.

    Awww, how sweet!
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm *insert name here*

    EDIT: Sorry, didn't see that someone had already posted that one
  • OneMission
    OneMission Posts: 160 Member
    Here are a few more:

    Guy: Did it hurt?
    Girl: What?
    Guy: The fall from Heaven.

    Guy: Do I know you from somewhere?
    Girl: No, I don't think so.
    Guy: Yeah, I guess not. I'm sure I'd remember someone as beautiful as you.

    Guy: Will you touch me once, so I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an angel?

    Males, gotta love 'em :wink:
  • sdwelk11
    sdwelk11 Posts: 825
    The other day:

    I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down....

    :P

    I'd have to be a total B**ch with that one, hand him a $20, and say "You Win" while walking away.


    Of course, then I'd have to figure out how to make up that $20 that was probably going to be gas money or food or soemthing, but it'd be worth it.


    LMAO!! SO SO TRUE!!!!! BUT OH SO WORTH THE LOSS :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • lt_mrcook
    lt_mrcook Posts: 389 Member
    Girl: Hi. I'm me.

    Me: Hi. I'm me.

    Me: Want a beer?

    Girl: No. It's one in the afternoon.

    Me: What are you, some kind of prude?

    Married 12 yrs in Dec 2009...still going strong...:)

    P.S. I did make up for it by making everyone blueberry pankcakes the next morning.
  • melissaovadare
    melissaovadare Posts: 191 Member
    When I was in high school (1995, sophomore), a guy told me he was going to name his new kitten after me. I said, "you want a kitten named Melissa?"

    He said, "No, I am going to name her Beautiful" :yawn:

    How was I to know that 5 years later, we started dating, and in 2003 we were married!!!! :heart:

    BTW, I always knew him as the nerd who totally hit on me with a cheesy line, and I still make fun of him 15 years later!!!!!!! :bigsmile:
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    Guy: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
    Girl: No.
    Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Jason.

    I haven't heard that one but I have heard this one
    Guy: Fat Penguin
    Girl: what?
    Guy: Just needed something to break the ice.
  • rkascak
    rkascak Posts: 224 Member
    Guy: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
    Girl: No.
    Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Jason.

    This is so cute yet corny at the same time!
    This is a pick up line that would get me interested in the guy
  • rkascak
    rkascak Posts: 224 Member
    When I was in high school (1995, sophomore), a guy told me he was going to name his new kitten after me. I said, "you want a kitten named Melissa?"

    He said, "No, I am going to name her Beautiful" :yawn:

    How was I to know that 5 years later, we started dating, and in 2003 we were married!!!! :heart:

    BTW, I always knew him as the nerd who totally hit on me with a cheesy line, and I still make fun of him 15 years later!!!!!!! :bigsmile:


    That is too cute!
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    Girl: Hi. I'm me.

    Me: Hi. I'm me.

    Me: Want a beer?

    Girl: No. It's one in the afternoon.

    Me: What are you, some kind of prude?

    Married 12 yrs in Dec 2009...still going strong...:)

    P.S. I did make up for it by making everyone blueberry pankcakes the next morning.

    SO AWESOME!!!! GREAT STORY!!!!
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    When I was in high school (1995, sophomore), a guy told me he was going to name his new kitten after me. I said, "you want a kitten named Melissa?"

    He said, "No, I am going to name her Beautiful" :yawn:

    How was I to know that 5 years later, we started dating, and in 2003 we were married!!!! :heart:

    BTW, I always knew him as the nerd who totally hit on me with a cheesy line, and I still make fun of him 15 years later!!!!!!! :bigsmile:

    AWWW, from pick up lines to true love...

    Maybe they do work....hmmmm. :smooched: :heart:
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    My favorite I ever got was from a fellow geek. I build and repair computers for fun as a hobby, and in the Best Buy computer section I was approached by a young man that sidled up to me, smirked and said "Just so you know...You turn my Software into Hardware!" :laugh:
  • ischmelle
    ischmelle Posts: 203 Member
    You have 206 bones in your body, what's one more?

    I know one close to this one...

    I love every bone in your body, especially mine. :noway:

    Oh, and because I'm in education, I love this one...

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    Then, the other ones I know just get more inappropriate from there :tongue:
  • melissaovadare
    melissaovadare Posts: 191 Member
    My favorite I ever got was from a fellow geek. I build and repair computers for fun as a hobby, and in the Best Buy computer section I was approached by a young man that sidled up to me, smirked and said "Just so you know...You turn my Software into Hardware!" :laugh:

    So cute!
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    My favorite I ever got was from a fellow geek. I build and repair computers for fun as a hobby, and in the Best Buy computer section I was approached by a young man that sidled up to me, smirked and said "Just so you know...You turn my Software into Hardware!" :laugh:

    That is sooo funny!
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    You have 206 bones in your body, what's one more?

    I know one close to this one...

    I love every bone in your body, especially mine. :noway:

    Oh, and because I'm in education, I love this one...

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    Then, the other ones I know just get more inappropriate from there :tongue:

    Ha!
  • Rev_no_Boosh
    Rev_no_Boosh Posts: 239
    Then, the other ones I know just get more inappropriate from there :tongue:

    Precisely why PM's were created. :laugh:
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    Then, the other ones I know just get more inappropriate from there :tongue:

    Precisely why PM's were created. :laugh:

    Uhhh, PMs????
  • McFatterton
    McFatterton Posts: 1,358 Member
    Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I want to tap that *kitten*.
  • Rev_no_Boosh
    Rev_no_Boosh Posts: 239
    Then, the other ones I know just get more inappropriate from there :tongue:

    Precisely why PM's were created. :laugh:

    Uhhh, PMs????

    Private Messages. That's how you can share all the good stuff without getting booted.
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