Pick-up Lines

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  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
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    Guy: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
    Girl: No.
    Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Jason.

    I haven't heard that one but I have heard this one
    Guy: Fat Penguin
    Girl: what?
    Guy: Just needed something to break the ice.
  • rkascak
    rkascak Posts: 224 Member
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    Guy: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
    Girl: No.
    Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Jason.

    This is so cute yet corny at the same time!
    This is a pick up line that would get me interested in the guy
  • rkascak
    rkascak Posts: 224 Member
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    When I was in high school (1995, sophomore), a guy told me he was going to name his new kitten after me. I said, "you want a kitten named Melissa?"

    He said, "No, I am going to name her Beautiful" :yawn:

    How was I to know that 5 years later, we started dating, and in 2003 we were married!!!! :heart:

    BTW, I always knew him as the nerd who totally hit on me with a cheesy line, and I still make fun of him 15 years later!!!!!!! :bigsmile:


    That is too cute!
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
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    Girl: Hi. I'm me.

    Me: Hi. I'm me.

    Me: Want a beer?

    Girl: No. It's one in the afternoon.

    Me: What are you, some kind of prude?

    Married 12 yrs in Dec 2009...still going strong...:)

    P.S. I did make up for it by making everyone blueberry pankcakes the next morning.

    SO AWESOME!!!! GREAT STORY!!!!
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
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    When I was in high school (1995, sophomore), a guy told me he was going to name his new kitten after me. I said, "you want a kitten named Melissa?"

    He said, "No, I am going to name her Beautiful" :yawn:

    How was I to know that 5 years later, we started dating, and in 2003 we were married!!!! :heart:

    BTW, I always knew him as the nerd who totally hit on me with a cheesy line, and I still make fun of him 15 years later!!!!!!! :bigsmile:

    AWWW, from pick up lines to true love...

    Maybe they do work....hmmmm. :smooched: :heart:
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    My favorite I ever got was from a fellow geek. I build and repair computers for fun as a hobby, and in the Best Buy computer section I was approached by a young man that sidled up to me, smirked and said "Just so you know...You turn my Software into Hardware!" :laugh:
  • ischmelle
    ischmelle Posts: 203 Member
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    You have 206 bones in your body, what's one more?

    I know one close to this one...

    I love every bone in your body, especially mine. :noway:

    Oh, and because I'm in education, I love this one...

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    Then, the other ones I know just get more inappropriate from there :tongue:
  • melissaovadare
    melissaovadare Posts: 191 Member
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    My favorite I ever got was from a fellow geek. I build and repair computers for fun as a hobby, and in the Best Buy computer section I was approached by a young man that sidled up to me, smirked and said "Just so you know...You turn my Software into Hardware!" :laugh:

    So cute!
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
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    My favorite I ever got was from a fellow geek. I build and repair computers for fun as a hobby, and in the Best Buy computer section I was approached by a young man that sidled up to me, smirked and said "Just so you know...You turn my Software into Hardware!" :laugh:

    That is sooo funny!
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
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    You have 206 bones in your body, what's one more?

    I know one close to this one...

    I love every bone in your body, especially mine. :noway:

    Oh, and because I'm in education, I love this one...

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    Then, the other ones I know just get more inappropriate from there :tongue:

    Ha!
  • Rev_no_Boosh
    Rev_no_Boosh Posts: 239
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    Then, the other ones I know just get more inappropriate from there :tongue:

    Precisely why PM's were created. :laugh:
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
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    Then, the other ones I know just get more inappropriate from there :tongue:

    Precisely why PM's were created. :laugh:

    Uhhh, PMs????
  • McFatterton
    McFatterton Posts: 1,358 Member
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    Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I want to tap that *kitten*.
  • Rev_no_Boosh
    Rev_no_Boosh Posts: 239
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    Then, the other ones I know just get more inappropriate from there :tongue:

    Precisely why PM's were created. :laugh:

    Uhhh, PMs????

    Private Messages. That's how you can share all the good stuff without getting booted.

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