Original euphemism 4 what U would do to the person above

I'd tongue tickle your twinkie.

id tounge punch your slotbox...

hahahahahahahah

I'd let you taste the rainbow.

ill put my jack in your box

i'll drain your bathtub

I'd walk your plank.

i'd shiver your timbers! yarr.

i'd roll your bowling ball

I'd strike your pins.

ill let you blow my whistle blow my whistle, let me go...

now that i've got lady gaga on the brain...

i'd poker face. teehee.