Original euphemism 4 what U would do to the person above

I'd flash you my headlights

I'd correct your slice

wha? dip your beam?

:huh:

haha.. that made me think of Kevin Hart

i'll teach u about the revolutionary war

i'll take your bird in the hand and be worth two in the bush

I now need to link my girlfriend to this thread, so she will know why I am suddenly throwing 100s of very odd euphemisms at her...


also...

Id paul your revere.

I'd make you Paypal

i'd teach you how to add and subtract negative numbers

i'll put change in your wallet

I'd E your Bay!