Mike’s Daily Rant 10/18/2012 Topic: Yes Ma’am

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  • MikeDaMotivator
    MikeDaMotivator Posts: 1,144
    Be careful that Kathy doesn't end up sharing your story with a local news station in order to collect donations towards your burden of flesh eating medical bills... she sounds like the type that honestly believes that her intrusions are for the benefit of others. Then you'd end up getting NATIONAL news attention for being that jerk who told everyone he had some horrible disease in order to get gifts & money - even though it was meant as a joke.

    Edit: Yes, I do assume the worst about 90% of the time, the rest of the time I'm watching...

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    LOL. I would deny it all!
  • MikeDaMotivator
    MikeDaMotivator Posts: 1,144
    LOL you are a messss.... A round trip with no luggage and I love it keep being and doing you

    It was fun.
  • MikeDaMotivator
    MikeDaMotivator Posts: 1,144
    First time reader and I love it!!!

    Thank You!
  • MikeDaMotivator
    MikeDaMotivator Posts: 1,144
    Geez, you make your colleagues' life SO interesting :)) they gotta love you for that! at least this one ))))

    I try. LOL. Life is fun.
  • cindaroses
    cindaroses Posts: 117
    Love it!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    I'm really concerned about you. You type as though you have no regard for other people, and you blatantly admit to having an eating disorder. You are too weak to avoid fast fattening food and then when you consume it, guilt over powers you and you throw it up. You need to seek therapy for that. Then you post on the internet about a person who shows genuine concern and care about your well being and make fun of her. Again, another therapy session for you would be in order.


    Please disregard my initial ramblings....I hadn't had my Cheetos and cookie yet. I'm much better now.

    Frankly....I think it's

    AWESOME!!

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  • TheViperMan
    TheViperMan Posts: 235 Member
    BAAAAHAHAAH!!! I love people who love screwing with other people's minds. You're a true inspiration. :)

    Thanks for the LOL!
  • MikeDaMotivator
    MikeDaMotivator Posts: 1,144
    I'm really concerned about you. You type as though you have no regard for other people, and you blatantly admit to having an eating disorder. You are too weak to avoid fast fattening food and then when you consume it, guilt over powers you and you throw it up. You need to seek therapy for that. Then you post on the internet about a person who shows genuine concern and care about your well being and make fun of her. Again, another therapy session for you would be in order.


    Please disregard my initial ramblings....I hadn't had my Cheetos and cookie yet. I'm much better now.

    Frankly....I think it's

    AWESOME!!

    OMG I was reading his like huhhhh??? LOL.

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  • MikeDaMotivator
    MikeDaMotivator Posts: 1,144
    BAAAAHAHAAH!!! I love people who love screwing with other people's minds. You're a true inspiration. :)

    Thanks for the LOL!

    Mind over matter. :-)
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 510 Member
    You are SO bad! I love it! :laugh:
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    While Kathy sounds pretty nosy, you couldn't just say; It's none of your business? You had to weave this whole... thing.

    Oh what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to deceive. Good luck with all of that.
  • mrsvatitagain
    mrsvatitagain Posts: 275 Member
    ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, yes that's all! ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, ok no really I am done....ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, woooooooooo!
  • jesse1379
    jesse1379 Posts: 239 Member
    Cool story bro.
  • RikanSoulja
    RikanSoulja Posts: 463 Member
    I like you man. Friend request sent
  • mnishi
    mnishi Posts: 419 Member
    You are diabolically evil :devil: and I love it! :love:
  • samlankford
    samlankford Posts: 334
    OMG I LOVE YOU!!!! I could never do anything like that since I would be on the floor laughing... your my hero!!!
  • psychopuff
    psychopuff Posts: 15
    :laugh: :drinker: I have just starting reading them and you crack me up!!
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
    That was good!!! Nosy people really get on my nerves!
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
    First time reader of the rantings, and i have to admit, what you did....was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't wait to hear how it pans out!!!!!!!!!!!! :drinker:
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    While Kathy sounds pretty nosy, you couldn't just say; It's none of your business? You had to weave this whole... thing.

    Oh what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to deceive. Good luck with all of that.

    Right.

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  • MikeDaMotivator
    MikeDaMotivator Posts: 1,144
    While Kathy sounds pretty nosy, you couldn't just say; It's none of your business? You had to weave this whole... thing.

    Oh what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to deceive. Good luck with all of that.

    Thank You! :-)
  • MikeDaMotivator
    MikeDaMotivator Posts: 1,144
    I like you man. Friend request sent

    Already accepted. :-)
  • MikeDaMotivator
    MikeDaMotivator Posts: 1,144
    OMG I LOVE YOU!!!! I could never do anything like that since I would be on the floor laughing... your my hero!!!

    Thank You. Its in all of us.
  • MikeDaMotivator
    MikeDaMotivator Posts: 1,144
    While Kathy sounds pretty nosy, you couldn't just say; It's none of your business? You had to weave this whole... thing.

    Oh what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to deceive. Good luck with all of that.

    Right.

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    LOL!!!
  • zaithyr
    zaithyr Posts: 482 Member
    I... just... died... BAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    i love your rants they are so funny!!! keep us updated on kathy
  • MikeDaMotivator
    MikeDaMotivator Posts: 1,144
    i love your rants they are so funny!!! keep us updated on kathy

    Will do.
  • Britt2Fitjrny
    Britt2Fitjrny Posts: 558 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Okay, now normally when I see a long post I don't even bother reading it, but YOUR post.... Had me interested! I love how you deal with a noisy b*tch like her! Very clever! Maybe you can give me a few ideas on how to deal with my co workers. Thanks for the story. :happy:
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    omg, that literally made my day! I laughed so hard. You,sir, are awesome!
  • LowFatMama
    LowFatMama Posts: 625 Member
    :heart: loved it !! absolutely hilarious!! Wish you were my co-worker!

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