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Mike’s Daily Rant 10/18/2012 Topic: Yes Ma’am

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  • JessWolf1002
    JessWolf1002 Posts: 82 Member
    I literally just spit my coffee all over my desk reading this! Thanks for the laugh Mike!
  • Love today's rant and can relate. I have one busy body at work that makes my weight her business often.
  • Laoch_Cailin
    Laoch_Cailin Posts: 414 Member
    Bumping for when I have 2 free hours to read :-)
  • Mike - I love you man!

    Love you too!
  • OMG you actually work for "The Office". This is wonderful and I am so sorry to hear about your flesh eating disease! This amuses the hell out of me. Good luck with your bulimia as well!!!!

    On a side note: No true bulimia is not a laughing matter but since this was not a public service announcement I find it quit comical!

    :-)
  • you would so fit in at our bank....yes were all women but were all smart a's and 2 of us are really blunt...me and 1 other

    Hire me. :-)
  • I literally just spit my coffee all over my desk reading this! Thanks for the laugh Mike!

    LOL Wow! Clean it up now.
  • Yetta729
    Yetta729 Posts: 68 Member
    L - O - V - E your rant.
    you are so deliciously evil ...;-)
  • Laoch_Cailin
    Laoch_Cailin Posts: 414 Member
    Bumping for when I have 2 free hours to read :-)

    Finally got round to reading it and can't wait for the next installment :-)
  • Bumping for when I have 2 free hours to read :-)

    Finally got round to reading it and can't wait for the next installment :-)

    It was posted already its called "Forget Fruit" under Chit Chat Fun and Games
  • ladypenel
    ladypenel Posts: 88 Member
    Evil genius!! Brilliant job, keep it up, we all know someone like this! :)
  • Antlady69
    Antlady69 Posts: 204 Member
    Brilliant post! And not too long - or do people not read books, newspapers, or magazines anymore with way longer articles?

    You have a little devil in you, don't you? *hee hee* Brilliant reaction from you. Hope Kathy will learn her lesson :DD
  • Brilliant post! And not too long - or do people not read books, newspapers, or magazines anymore with way longer articles?

    You have a little devil in you, don't you? *hee hee* Brilliant reaction from you. Hope Kathy will learn her lesson :DD

    Excellent point. People however prefer short stories. I try to keep it to the point but descriptive as possible.
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    funny :laugh: - now searching for more of your rants !!
  • funny :laugh: - now searching for more of your rants !!

    Glad you enjoyed.
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    (Counter-rant)

    If this is a "Daily Rant" then why are we still reading the SAME RANT as 6 days ago?
  • BrieLP
    BrieLP Posts: 300 Member
    that is absolutely amazing... must do something like that from now on to those nosey people who can't keep to themselves, thanks for sharing.
  • RVfrog
    RVfrog Posts: 213 Member
    thanks I needed that laugh this morning...waiting to hear the next part.
  • CindyMarie_
    CindyMarie_ Posts: 122 Member
    And now I'm wondering why I've never read your rants before! LOL
    This is awesome, long but funny!:laugh:
  • ccckwalk
    ccckwalk Posts: 262
    Hahahaha! I have never read any of your rants before and I am quite amused!! Thank you Mike for being confident, healthy and hilarious. We all should take some of your "spirit" and incorporate it into our lives! Have a great Wednesday~Corina
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    First time rant reader, great read and very funny. =)
  • lruff1987
    lruff1987 Posts: 263 Member
    Hahaha. This was TOTALLY worth reading!!!
  • Toya2xcel
    Toya2xcel Posts: 107 Member
    you are hilarious! i wish i had the guts to do something like this to people that should mind their own business hahahaha you are fearless!
  • (Counter-rant)

    If this is a "Daily Rant" then why are we still reading the SAME RANT as 6 days ago?

    I have no clue. I have written more since then.
  • Hahahaha! I have never read any of your rants before and I am quite amused!! Thank you Mike for being confident, healthy and hilarious. We all should take some of your "spirit" and incorporate it into our lives! Have a great Wednesday~Corina

    Thank You for those very kind words.
  • First time rant reader, great read and very funny. =)

    Thank You!
  • Hahaha. This was TOTALLY worth reading!!!

    Thanks!
  • you are hilarious! i wish i had the guts to do something like this to people that should mind their own business hahahaha you are fearless!

    Thanks! Its deep within all of us.
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    (Counter-rant)

    If this is a "Daily Rant" then why are we still reading the SAME RANT as 6 days ago?

    my fault ! i was going thru' older stuff and commented
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