Best pick up line.....

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  • stephc0711
    stephc0711 Posts: 1,026 Member
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    When I was in Fire Academy, I had a guy from an Automotive class walk past and ask me "If I light myself on fire, would you put me out?" It was actually the worst I've heard, but it's the only one that's ever been used on me.
  • prettygonetatty
    prettygonetatty Posts: 16
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    Does this cloth smell like arsenic to you?
  • KhaosTh30ry
    KhaosTh30ry Posts: 17 Member
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    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wanna meet the guy that would say no -- I may be waiting a long while

    Obviously, that depends on the girl. I've turned down plenty in my day :)
  • BazAbroad
    BazAbroad Posts: 248
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    Some lines I have said for fun, rather than actually trying to get laid, me and my army mates came up with a few..
    Hi, do u live around here do you ... blank,
    Fancy going halves on a blank
    Do u fancy a blank, oh, well do you mind lying down while I have one.
    Don't b shy, show us ya pie,
    don't blush, show us ya bush,
    Needless to say I wasn't so successful lol,
    but one that did get me a fair way,
    on one long tour overseas, drunk to a female soldier.
    I'm married, your married, lets have an affair.
    Not to be proud, but well, the only thing that stopped that one was her sensible room mate...
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
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    Sorry, NOT the best pickup line -

    Was out dancing at a small club/bistro in Woburn MA

    "Hey, you ready?"

    WHAT?!

    Gimme a few drinks, whatever, jeez.

    "Let's get outta here.."

    Ummmm, NO.

    This was the 1980's.

    LOSER.
  • BazAbroad
    BazAbroad Posts: 248
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    Grab ya jacket love, you've pulled...
  • clhutch76
    clhutch76 Posts: 24 Member
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    :drinker: classic right there!
    Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Hey! You didn't even taste that roofy I sliped in your drink?!
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
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    Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet *kitten*.
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
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    "Baby do your legs hurt?"

    Uhm, no, why?

    "Because you've been running through my mind all day!"
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    "I have cocaine." Best pickup line in Vegas

    "I have HCG." Best pickup line on MFP
  • mmrp79
    mmrp79 Posts: 167 Member
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    "It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!"


    "Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!"

    "I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with."
  • bufger
    bufger Posts: 763 Member
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    My tall irish friend used this one when he was single:

    Him: 'Hey you're lovely. Do you have any irish in ya?'
    Girl: 'No'
    Him: 'Do you want some?'

    It actually did work ALOT!

    Another one i shamefully used as a laugh: 'Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?'
  • peachhunting
    peachhunting Posts: 59 Member
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    I was wearing a real nice cologne one night, and a girl asked "What do you have on?" I replied "A hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it!"
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
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    I once had a guy tell me "If I was in cahrge of the alphabet, I would put U & I together." Kinda lame. I think I saw that guy puke on himself later that night.

    "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put I inside of U."
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
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    My tall irish friend used this one when he was single:

    Him: 'Hey you're lovely. Do you have any irish in ya?'
    Girl: 'No'
    Him: 'Do you want some?'

    It actually did work ALOT!

    Another one i shamefully used as a laugh: 'Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?'

    One of the band Thin Lizzy, said it too a crowd at a concert one night, shooting fish I'd imagine
  • JanaCanada
    JanaCanada Posts: 917 Member
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    Before I was (happliy) married, I had very long hair. A guy once approached me and said, "Nice hair." I thanked him, and then he said, "I'd like to see that hair spread across my pillow."

    Not the geatest pick-up line, but points for originality! :drinker:

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