Happiness is NOT a Myth

taunto
taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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Happiness just doesn't come in big grand gestures like people expect. Happiness comes in little doses

Happiness is when you get on the scale after a night of binging and you LOST 1.5 lbs.
Happiness is when you ran that extra mile when only a month ago you could barely jog 1/2 mile
Happiness is when you're able to lift more than your LBM
Happiness is when a waitress bends over a little too much
Happiness is when you are checking your pockets for laundry and find $5. Seriously, its like a gift for me, from me
Happiness is when you make pen1s jokes to ruin 3 of your friends TMI Tuesdays.

Happiness is a choice. Being miserable is a choice. Make yours!
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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Happiness is being in 7th grade and giggling with your friends because the second half of the word "Happiness" sounds like "penis."
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Happiness is being in 7th grade and giggling with your friends because the second half of the word "Happiness" sounds like "penis."

    *giggles*

    Thank you :)
  • cbormac
    cbormac Posts: 19
    Happiness is helping out someone and they have no clue that it was you that did it... But are happy that they received help
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Happiness is being in 7th grade and giggling with your friends because the second half of the word "Happiness" sounds like "penis."

    *giggles*

    Thank you :)

    Anytime :heart:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Happiness is a choice. Being miserable is a choice. Make yours!

    ^^^ This... all day long!

    Thank you for posting, taunto!

    OAN.... hi taunto!
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Happiness is that first first fart and solid poop after a 3 day stomach bug...
  • BruteSquad
    BruteSquad Posts: 373 Member
    If you believe happiness is a destination, then you will never be happy.

    Happiness is a moving target...it is motion. There is no STATIC happiness.

    The other secret is you have to seek it out. It rarely lands in your lap......and then you have to appreciate it.
  • KatKisses
    KatKisses Posts: 296 Member
    Happiness is also an inner peace , not needing things or events to make you happy, and being grateful for EVERYTHING.
  • richellekramer
    richellekramer Posts: 42
    Love this thread! :love:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    If you believe happiness is a destination, then you will never be happy.

    Happiness is a moving target...it is motion. There is no STATIC happiness.

    The other secret is you have to seek it out. It rarely lands in your lap......and then you have to appreciate it.

    Happiness is the countless free lap dances you get at your buddies strip club!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    If you believe happiness is a destination, then you will never be happy.

    Happiness is a moving target...it is motion. There is no STATIC happiness.

    The other secret is you have to seek it out. It rarely lands in your lap......and then you have to appreciate it.

    Love, love, love this!!!
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    Happiness is purely a choice. It is what YOU make of it. It is all part of the ride, the bumps, bruises and scrapes (like learning to ride a bike) but happiness is worth what you put into it!

    Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
    Dalai Lama
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    "Happiness is given way too much importance these days. Why not go for greatness?


    Chimps are happy. I will not settle for that."
  • BruteSquad
    BruteSquad Posts: 373 Member
    If you believe happiness is a destination, then you will never be happy.

    Happiness is a moving target...it is motion. There is no STATIC happiness.

    The other secret is you have to seek it out. It rarely lands in your lap......and then you have to appreciate it.

    Happiness is the countless free lap dances you get at your buddies strip club!

    I was trying to be a bit more subtle.....
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    funny-pictures-cat-has-found-a-three-letter-word-for-happiness.jpg
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    The weight I carry on my shoulders makes me happy!
    Love life and all it brings!!!!!
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    funny-pictures-cat-has-found-a-three-letter-word-for-happiness.jpg

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TexasTroy
    TexasTroy Posts: 477 Member
    happiness is :

    a hotdog in one hand.....

    and a


    beer in the other hand:)
  • WarriorReady
    WarriorReady Posts: 571 Member
    Happiness is the countless free lap dances you get at your buddies strip club!

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Love this thread, some so true and some so funny (but still true)!!
  • RunnerBlonde808
    RunnerBlonde808 Posts: 257 Member
    Happiness is deciding what you want and going for it.

    Happiness is new love.

    Happiness is being loved for who you are inside and not just the physical parts.

    Happiness is never stopping to think if you are. ~Palmer Sondreal
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Happiness is getting on a plane bound for Phoenix in 10 days :heart:


    edited to say: Hi Taunto! :flowerforyou:
  • TexasTroy
    TexasTroy Posts: 477 Member
    Happiness is the countless free lap dances you get at your buddies strip club!

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Love this thread, some so true and some so funny (but still true)!!

    damn, I didnt see this post...

    so happiness is actually; :

    a hotdog in one hand

    and a

    beer in the other

    while getting lap dances at a strip club...yay me!!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Happiness is purely a choice. It is what YOU make of it. It is all part of the ride, the bumps, bruises and scrapes (like learning to ride a bike) but happiness is worth what you put into it!

    Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
    Dalai Lama

    love it!!!


    Hi Taunto!
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    happiness is :

    a hotdog in one hand.....

    and a


    beer in the other hand:)


    ^^^^^this is why I'm REALLY happy on weekends....
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Happiness would be if user unJunk would come over here and burst our happy bubble of rainbows and unicorns going on over here :happy:
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Happiness is a decision.

    Happiness is in the journey.

    Happiness is having just enough toilet paper to effectively wipe your *kitten*.
  • TexasTroy
    TexasTroy Posts: 477 Member
    Happiness would be if user unJunk would come over here and burst our happy bubble of rainbows and unicorns going on over here :happy:

    ^^ true dat
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    Happiness is purely a choice. It is what YOU make of it. It is all part of the ride, the bumps, bruises and scrapes (like learning to ride a bike) but happiness is worth what you put into it!

    Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
    Dalai Lama

    :flowerforyou:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Happiness is when you make fart bubbles in the bath and laugh your @$$ off
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxip3MpRjiNVdBKvWsMFTfRGCyB0MB2DmR_RURW-jWSsUkKudTqhJ5dFxb

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