Pick up lines
sexybeast1998
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What are ur favourite pickup lines?
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Pick up lines don't work.0
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"Nice pulse".0
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Pick up lines don't work.0
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I don't use pickup lines ever . .
but a guy in my class who plays football, came to me and said ,"i really like you and would like to know you better."
then he put his football on my desk and said "There I said it, Now the ball is in your court."0 -
I don't use pickup lines ever . .
but a guy in my class who plays football, came to me and said ,"i really like you and would like to know you better."
then he put his football on my desk and said "There I said it, Now the ball is in your court."0 -
I don't use pickup lines ever . .
but a guy in my class who plays football, came to me and said ,"i really like you and would like to know you better."
then he put his football on my desk and said "There I said it, Now the ball is in your court."
Now, see, he used a basketball metaphor with a football. I could never date him!0 -
I don't use pickup lines ever . .
but a guy in my class who plays football, came to me and said ,"i really like you and would like to know you better."
then he put his football on my desk and said "There I said it, Now the ball is in your court."
Now, see, he used a basketball metaphor with a football. I could never date him!0 -
I don't use pickup lines ever . .
but a guy in my class who plays football, came to me and said ,"i really like you and would like to know you better."
then he put his football on my desk and said "There I said it, Now the ball is in your court."
no but he's a friend....I like to play hard to get :flowerforyou:0 -
Call me maybe... gangnam style0
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My Favorite is "I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes"0
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What are ur favourite pickup lines?
A man with the handle "sexybeast1998" want's to know some pick up lines?
NICE.
All my favorite pick up lines are from the meme's Chemistry Cat, and Wolowitz from Big Bang Theory.
What can I say? I love a man that can make me laugh!0 -
You remind me of my big toe. Mainly because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.0
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I don't use pickup lines ever . .
but a guy in my class who plays football, came to me and said ,"i really like you and would like to know you better."
then he put his football on my desk and said "There I said it, Now the ball is in your court."
no but he's a friend....I like to play hard to get :flowerforyou:
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You remind me of my big toe. Mainly because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
How YOU doin?0 -
Here are a couple that have been used on me. Try not to gag. "F*** me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere? Another one was "Hey, wanna go half on a baby?"0
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What are ur favourite pickup lines?
A man with the handle "sexybeast1998" want's to know some pick up lines?
NICE.
All my favorite pick up lines are from the meme's Chemistry Cat, and Wolowitz from Big Bang Theory.
What can I say? I love a man that can make me laugh!0 -
Hello , I have the bacon,0
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"Tell me if this smells like chloroform."0
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Excuse me, but does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?0
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here are some of my favourites
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Are those space pants? Because your *kitten* is out of this world!0 -
"Hi"
Seriously. I have boobs. What the hell are these "pick up lines" you speak of?0 -
all u ppl are very funny0
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Pick up lines don't work.
Don`t hit on people over the internet. You just come off as creepy.
Pick up lines only work if one of these 3 things are going for you:
1. You`re rich.
2. You`re swole as ****.
3. You`re good looking.
Yes there are some exceptions. But they`re not the norm.0 -
all u ppl are very funny
What am I, a clown to you?0 -
all u ppl are very funny
What am I, a clown to you?0 -
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gud one0 -
But why the panda?0 -
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