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  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
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    Hair ties and scrunchies must go

    Give yourself a pumice pedicure to get rid of the dead skin (added oz)
  • ShabuPanda
    ShabuPanda Posts: 9 Member
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    Finger down the throat can help too! Haha.
  • xo_Sarah_xo
    xo_Sarah_xo Posts: 308 Member
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    Don't weigh in the week before TOM, the week of TOM and maybe not the week after TOM. Hmmmmmm, that doesn't leave much time.
  • Chuckle_n_Dwindle
    Chuckle_n_Dwindle Posts: 134
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    I have found for those desperate days, whilst your struggling to lose that extra ounce...head and shoulders will wash away the extra buddies on the scalp. Then, blow out your hair, because wet hair is heavy.
  • KeltaRose
    KeltaRose Posts: 44
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    Ok, so I'v shaved my head/body, gotten rid of unnecessary organs, sold my soul, cleaned my belly button, trimmed my nails, scrubbed away the dead skin, lost my sense of humor.... and I'm still fat. Now I look ridiculous.
  • Chuckle_n_Dwindle
    Chuckle_n_Dwindle Posts: 134
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    Ok, so I'v shaved my head/body, gotten rid of unnecessary organs, sold my soul, cleaned my belly button, trimmed my nails, scrubbed away the dead skin, lost my sense of humor.... and I'm still fat. Now I look ridiculous.

    I think I just timp. (Tinkled in my pants).
  • mermegan
    mermegan Posts: 143
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    Had a good laugh, thanks all, Bed time for me, Hockey practice at 6am.

    But don't laugh on the scale. It exerts extra force on the scale thus inflating your number. Don't cough either.
  • WRXymama
    WRXymama Posts: 342 Member
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    You got to shave!
  • nmn2
    nmn2 Posts: 123 Member
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    Haha, love :tongue:
  • kayduro
    kayduro Posts: 249 Member
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    Don't forget to wait till AFTER your weigh in to use your lotion and/ or spray tan!
  • Ivy_leaves
    Ivy_leaves Posts: 103 Member
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    Noooooo not my temporary tattoos!
  • sandyrrt
    sandyrrt Posts: 255 Member
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    I'm really getting a good laugh! Hey! that's burning extra calories, so laugh for 10 minutes before stepping on the scale:)
  • xo_Sarah_xo
    xo_Sarah_xo Posts: 308 Member
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    Ok, so I'v shaved my head/body, gotten rid of unnecessary organs, sold my soul, cleaned my belly button, trimmed my nails, scrubbed away the dead skin, lost my sense of humor.... and I'm still fat. Now I look ridiculous.

    I think I just timp. (Tinkled in my pants).

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Me too!!!!!!!
  • sandyrrt
    sandyrrt Posts: 255 Member
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    And don't forget to remove the hearing aids!
  • mecaseyrn
    mecaseyrn Posts: 76 Member
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    I heard you don't need your pinky toes either.
  • EndlessSacrifice
    EndlessSacrifice Posts: 325
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    The only rule that makes sense is the third one. Everything else is just crazy and excessive.
  • juniperfox
    juniperfox Posts: 127 Member
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    I have found for those extra desperate days, whilst your struggling to lose that extra ounce...head and shoulders will wash away the extra buddies on the scalp. Then, blow out your hair, because wet hair is heavy.
    But not too much! All the extra air can weigh you down when it gets trapped in the individual hairs.
  • Toya2xcel
    Toya2xcel Posts: 107 Member
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    If you're a breastfeeding mama, make sure to feed/pump before stepping on the scale. ;)

    LMAO! Sadly, I actually do this! Those ounces do add up! And Yes.... I'm serious! lol
  • remisenforme
    remisenforme Posts: 180 Member
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    The only rule that makes sense is the third one. Everything else is just crazy and excessive.

    That's the joke.

    Do some bouncing around the bathroom... extra little workout prior to stepping on.
  • mjf0461
    mjf0461 Posts: 470 Member
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    Shave...

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