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  • anaboneana
    anaboneana Posts: 195 Member
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    Talk to the scale, build a rapport. Love it, and squeeze it, and call his name George... Or Pedro if you are Hispanic like me.

    Ha. I named my scale. I don't so much hug it.. But I clean it a lot. Almost religiously. (Since it tends to get dust bunnies/dirt trapped on the little rubber feet that keep it from sliding on my tile)
  • Maccbow
    Maccbow Posts: 53 Member
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    :laugh: EXFOLIATE!!! (Don't want dead skin cells draggin' ya down!!) :noway:
  • TinaBaily
    TinaBaily Posts: 792 Member
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    Donate a kidney for a one-shot weight loss help. It helps your loss along and helps someone else. We only need one kidney to live, after all.

    I vote for holding one's breath. Air doesn't weigh anything, right?
  • Maccbow
    Maccbow Posts: 53 Member
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    LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • likepepsicola
    likepepsicola Posts: 117 Member
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    SHAVE YOUR ARM HAIR!!! Those few extra strands really count.
  • Songbird1104
    Songbird1104 Posts: 210 Member
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    My friend lost 180lbs by getting a divorce.

    :laugh: Hilarious!
  • enigmachik
    enigmachik Posts: 150
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    Have your tonsils, adenoids, and wisdom teeth removed.
  • HMToomey
    HMToomey Posts: 276
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    Donate a kidney... That's like, a quarter pound, right there! Plus you are really helping someone out a lot! :flowerforyou:
  • SellyBunnie
    SellyBunnie Posts: 34
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    Remove the lint from your belly button!
  • CkepiJinx
    CkepiJinx Posts: 613 Member
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    Fantastic
    :drinker: :wink: :happy: :laugh: :devil: :bigsmile:
  • norcal_yogi
    norcal_yogi Posts: 675 Member
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    shave...
  • aippolito1
    aippolito1 Posts: 4,894 Member
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    Pop all your pimples so there is no pus adding to your total!
  • SHDenver
    SHDenver Posts: 87 Member
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    Is there scientific evidence that you need both arms? Probably. Other than that it seems like the US could collectively lose some of our ego. That fills fat cells quick. I saw it on Dr. Oz so you know it's the truth.
  • jerbear1962
    jerbear1962 Posts: 1,157 Member
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    OK I followed those first rules for getting on the scale and was arrested immediately... evidently it's illegal to strip at a Walgreens before getting on the scale...hmmmm thanks now I have to go to court...
  • kaydow
    kaydow Posts: 4
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    Don't even think about wearing any make-up when you get onto that scale! You might as well not even bother with weighing yourself if you don't wash off your face first. Oh, and if you have a fuzzy towel, make sure to pick off all of the fuzzies on your face left over from drying your face. While you're at it, your hair weighs a lot, you can either cut it all off or just shave it off. Plus, you don't really need all of your limbs. If a leg or two goes mysteriously missing all the better for your weight!
  • nathan6878
    nathan6878 Posts: 115 Member
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    Get a great workout in and then strip as much clothing off as possible!!!
  • leejayem
    leejayem Posts: 120 Member
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    Put the baby down...he's a chubba - at almost 2 he weighs close to 20kg!! He also comes in very handy for weightlifting...

    But if I REALLY want to fake it & make myself feel good (for 2 seconds) I an adjust the scale so that it starts under zero. That way, I can weight whatever I want!!:drinker:
  • sparkie51
    sparkie51 Posts: 98 Member
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    lol i needed this in nj tonight
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
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    Make sure you pee/poop for God's sake!!! hahahh

    Number one rule... mmkay..thanks!
  • yogeshsarkar
    yogeshsarkar Posts: 119 Member
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    lol, good tips here. Man I could have lost a lot more, had I followed this before my latest weigh in.

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