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    Pizza calories don't count??

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    • Posts: 390 Member
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      you and me both. I was drinking beer with mine. I'll stick to shots.

      Enough of the shots and the pizza will be a non-issue.........
    • Posts: 16 Member
      Yes. It works. It's scientifically proven: The more pizza you eat, the more weight you lose.

      What people usually miss is the beer. It's the hops, I think, but for this diet to work, you need at LEAST 12oz of beer with each slice of pizza.

      Do it. You won't be disappointed.
    • Posts: 3,038 Member
      Yes. It works. It's scientifically proven: The more pizza you eat, the more weight you lose.

      What people usually miss is the beer. It's the hops, I think, but for this diet to work, you need at LEAST 12oz of beer with each slice of pizza.

      Do it. You won't be disappointed.

      Seems legit!
    • Posts: 574 Member
      Yes. It works. It's scientifically proven: The more pizza you eat, the more weight you lose.

      What people usually miss is the beer. It's the hops, I think, but for this diet to work, you need at LEAST 12oz of beer with each slice of pizza.

      Do it. You won't be disappointed.

      Good enough for me!! Sounds awesome!!!
    • Posts: 262 Member
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      Oh my gosh, I didn't even consider cupcakes...... what do you wanna bet they're calorie-free too?? I think my friend is onto something here.

      I heard that when you add icing, you actually get negative calories because your body works so hard to metabolize all the sugar.
    • Posts: 1,010 Member
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      I heard that when you add icing, you actually get negative calories because your body works so hard to metabolize all the sugar.

      Cupcakes have eggs and stuff anyway so they're basically a healthy snack (literally had somebody tell me this before)
    • Posts: 574 Member
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      I heard that when you add icing, you actually get negative calories because your body works so hard to metabolize all the sugar.


      So that sick feeling is actually.... my body making negative calories?? YES.
    • Posts: 1,137 Member
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      Cupcakes have eggs and stuff anyway so they're basically a healthy snack (literally had somebody tell me this before)

      lmao! thanks for the giggle!
    • Posts: 232 Member
      This is the best news I have heard all day!
    • Posts: 484 Member
      You know this only works if you take the pizza with a side order or chicken alfredo on angel hair
    • Posts: 457 Member
      I wonder how she eats during the week? If she's not eating? or eating too little? It's hard to judge someone's eating habits when you only look at a day or two out of seven.
    • Posts: 426 Member
      :drinker: I asusme this to be a paraody of the other topic involving alcohol and a lack of calories. MANIC MONDAYS!!! Going forward nothing has calories unless you regret it forget to cover it in cheese!!
    • Posts: 121 Member
      This is great news! WOW! It makes logging your meals on the weekends sooooo much easier too!
    • Posts: 111 Member
      I never knew there was a parallel universe where food mythology ruled so heavily...
    • Posts: 122 Member
      I need the exact description of this amazing pizza because it would make the perfect diet EVER for me! I will be forever happy! :love: lol
    • Posts: 218 Member
      Quick question.. does she run to the rest room after eating the whole pizza, and come back to the table looking for a breath mint?

      a cheat meal 10% of the time is ok, and my wife and I do it with success.. eating whole pizza's multiple times in a weekend does not make sense to me. I know that Dr. John Berardi (precision nutrition) switched from having a "cheat day" to 10% of meals as cheat meals, because he had people that were not making progress because they would literally wake up early and stay up late on "cheat day" to eat thousands of calories and kill the entire weeks progress.

      Making jokes like this aren't okay.
    • Posts: 2,847 Member
      As long as you wash it down with gallons of diet drinks then that offsets all the calories in the pizza doesn't it?
    • Posts: 574 Member
      Secret's out, this is totally a joke thread ;) Sorry to disappoint!
    • Posts: 426 Member
      Secret's out, this is totally a joke thread ;) Sorry to disappoint!

      OMG! Don't tell me anyone took this as legit. Facepalm....
    • Posts: 1,067 Member
      WOW!!! I like this theory. Someone is feeding us free pizza tonight. I might just have to have more than 2 slices. :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,457 Member
      NOW i understand what i've been doing wrong these past 6 months! I've been eating thick crust pizzas! DANG!
    • Posts: 514 Member
      EVERYTHING COUNTS. Sounds to me like they're binging.
    • Posts: 1,156 Member
      I can't believe people didn't know that pizza is a negative calorie food.
      I eat a whole one every few days just to balance out my cals when I go over.
    • Posts: 574 Member
      OMG! Don't tell me anyone took this as legit. Facepalm....

      :wink:


      In all seriousness, sometimes there is something you don't know about people and their eating habits. All through dating my husband, I could not understand why he was 6'1" and weighed 135lbs, when, if I followed the same eating patterns I saw when we were together, I would have easily gained 50lbs. Now that we're married, I have a better idea of his eating habits across the board compared with mine, and it makes much more sense.

      It's just science, really! If you think someone is eating way more than you and not gaining all the weight you would, I would suggest considering that maybe you're not seeing the whole picture.
    • Posts: 145 Member
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      ...Your brother is clearly a jerk.

      Love,
      a bitter 1200 calorie-er. <3

      Love,
      Another Bitter 1,200 Calorie-er
    • Posts: 16 Member
      EVERYTHING COUNTS. Sounds to me like they're binging.

      No. Seriously. This is the real deal.

      And, yes, it is "ok".

      Don't believe everything you read.... Except this. This is real. Seriously.
    • Posts: 89
      Pizza, alcohol and a little but of crack... :drinker: :laugh:

      Finally someone discovered a diet that actually works! lol
    • Posts: 98 Member
      Well could be just the person. My brother consumes about 5k to 6k a day on a regular basis. He is skinny.

      So does my husband, I'm trying to lose, he's trying to gain lol
    • Posts: 1,039 Member
      Pizza Calories don't count when coupled with at least 6 shots of vodka.
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