Worst Date Ever
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Concrete girl, oh boy I could go on and on like you with situations like that.
And people always ask why I'm single.
My typical reply is, "Oh, how much time do you have? Do you have time for a story, or fifty?"0 -
Sadly, I have had a lot of bad dates, but one that keeps my friends always laughing is when a guy I was dating invited me to his house to have dinner...we had hot dogs and ginger ale..seriously...ironically his name was "Frank".0
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Oh, another horror story.....
So the first date I had off of one of those stupid, stupid dating sites went like this:
Handsome somewhat witty guy asks me out... and the place he wanted to meet seemed a little original....
He said, "How about we meet in public at the park at ____" Ok, it was on a street where there were a lot of cute pubs, coffee shops & restaurants, so I thought meeting there at the park was fine, others were around, it wasn't like we were totally alone.....
I'm driving halfway there, and he sends me a text, "Hey, I picked up a six-pack of beer to drink at the park, I know YOU DON'T DRINK BEER, SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO PICK SOMETHING UP FOR YOURSELF...."
WHAT? OMG, seriously?
Hmm. So right then I debated whether or not to meet this d-bag, but I thought how bad could it be?
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Ok, so start to walk up to the park, there were quite a few folks walking around, and I see him and he starts walking briskly the other direction. I call him on the phone, he answered from BEHIND A BUSH..... and he asked if that was me in the green shirt that just walked by......
I replied, "No, my top and sweater are black...."
He comes OUT of the bush..... and he sees me about 40 feet away on my cell and says, "Oh, so that's YOU... whew.. I thought you were that SUPER FAT CHICK walking towards me!"
Where are we, strike #2?
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So... then I give HIM the once over, and realize HE had PHOTOSHOPPED HIS pics on the site... and was approximately 40-50lbs heavier than his pictures indicated.....
So why would he have been all bent out of shape if his date did the same thing? LOL!
Anyway... fast forward about an hour into his d-baggery.... he makes a comment about the commuter train that passed by and I was mentioning, "Boy, that must rattle the residents here all day long..." as it was RIGHT on the coastline!
His response?
"Oh... see those people walking that direction (towards where the commuter train sound came from)? They are probably walking down there to have sex. A lot of people get it on down there. It's fun....."
??????? Really? Do I need to know - on a first date or EVER - that he's done the deed with other chicks right there? Really?
And he cracked open beer #4 out of 6, while I sipped on my bottled WATER.....
And right then.... the lights to the park... ALL WENT DARK.
Now I don't know if he KNEW the park lights did that, or if he had hocus pocus skills, but right then he tried to lean in on me..... and that was that. I got up and told him I had to go... and I pretty much got in my car and drove off......
CREEPED me out.....0 -
Hmm..0
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Anyway... fast forward about an hour into his d-baggery....
d-baggery...ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahh
omg!! I soooo love you!! :flowerforyou:0 -
Made. My. Day.0 -
Someone I really care about as a person, a very good, loyal friend but has a serious drinking problem. I had no idea how bad, til we went out (I think this was our 2nd date out), he wanted to go to this brewery/restaurant- I said sure, and proceeded to order 2 beers within 5 minutes- I had barely started drinking mine. I realized he was already hammered! He had been drinking before we went out, ( I was driving thank goodness!), anyway, he hid it from the bartender pretty well, and managed to get another couple of drinks ordered. I told him several times I think you have had enough, but you know how it is when someone has that much, there is no reasoning. The bartender finally cut him off, I tried to get him to drink water, I knew he was going to be miserable in the morning. Oh and then a different bartender came around and he asked him for a beer and he got another. Now here was the sweet deal- he didn't have any money with him!!! So once I paid the $50 tab- I had to practically carry him out to the car. It was soooo embarrasing!
I was in a relationship with him for a while before I saw this side, and like a fool, I stayed in it way too long. Still one of the nicest people I have ever known, and one of the best chef's ever- but that date night was pretty bad!0 -
Ok so I went out with this guy and he was that melt in your mouth hot marine type that had my bartenders fanning themself and giving me a thumbs up behind his back.... Problem 1 he was dumb as a box of rocks. Problem2 all he wanted to talk about was everything he owned or was gonna buy. At this point I was think all just bang him and say bye. Then he saw my sister and tried to get her to go out with him while I was in the bathroom knowing she was my sister.0
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about 2 years ago I met a guy through a dating site. First he got lost coming to pick me up about 2 hours late. When he finally arrived he took me to a restaurant because I hadn't eaten yet. He asked me to order something for him and said he had something in the car for me. I waited and waited he never came back he left me there it was 11 pm. I eat and had to call a taxi to come and get me. I had a better time talking to the taxi driver. Never heard from him again.
Wow! What a piece of *kitten*.0 -
Went for a walk in the park on a 4th of July and had a great time talking and enjoying the people watching. It was very crowded so there was lots of entertainment to see. On the way out of the park she stopped and looked down...........started to cry and said she just started her period. Which was quite obvious since she was wearing white shorts! Got her home after calming her down and she got cleaned up and wanted to continue the date and go for a drink. She proceeded to pound mixed drinks until I cut her off and said it was time to go home. On the way home she puked all over the front seat, the door and the floor of my car. After getting her inside safely and calmed down again.........she asked if I wanted to go out again tomorrow night .........
You sir are a prince...so how YOU doing? :flowerforyou:0 -
Oh, I think I have all of you beat!
So, I meet this guy online. We had been talking for a while and found that we had a lot in common. He asks me out for dinner and I say yes. I arrive at the italian restaraunt that we agree to meet at and here is where the fun begins ladies and gentlemen. First off, he is about 10 years older than what his pictures looked like, and slightly balding. To best describe him, he looked like a cancer patient. I was raised to never judge a book by its cover so I let that slide. We go inside and sit down at the table and we order and start talking and things are going okay and then the akward conversation begins. He proceeds to tell me that he is into bdsm and has a balloon fetish. I was not quite sure what that was, but as they say, curiosity killed the cat. He explains that he is aroused by balloons. What!?! Can you repeat that? Yes, he said that he is sexually aroused by ballons. Now, I thought he was trolling me so I laugh it off and he proceeds to tell me in depth how balloons are made. By this time, our food has arrived. So while we are eating he continues to talk and then he springs it on me. He asks me to do unspeakable things with balloons such as putting deflated balloons in my private parts so when I am not around him, he can blow them up and smell 'me' on them and lick the taste off of it. I am mortified. I dont even know how to respond to this but I am no longer hungry. Not only does he want me to do this with balloons but he wants me to go back to his apartment and do it to his pillow so he can smell me there when he sleeps. I am ready to leave at this point so I tell him that I am not feeling well and I need to leave. The waiter comes over and takes the dirty dishes from our table and asks us if we would like desert and my date looks at the waiter and says "No, I will be having desert in about 15 minutes, when I take her home and bend her over my couch!" I look at the water and shake my head NO NO NO and he laughs. So my date pays and walks me to my car... which was so not necessary. I would rather take my chances with rapists and theives than him, but I digress. So we are standing at my car and he says "Get your fat a** over here and give me a kiss, you sexy BBW!" Apparenlty, he has a BBW fetish as well. I just look at him and shake my head, get in my car without saying a word, and drive off. It was awfull!
Only thing that would make this more creepy is if he showed up in clown makup or told you he worked as a clown.......0 -
I do an 'interview' meet-up. Meet the person for coffee or drinks. See how it goes, then if the guy turns out to be a dolt, I have my own car and can run away.0
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Thank you all for reminding me why I don't date and remain single!!!!! OMG- what stories!!! Ugh!
I am hopeful I will meet my guy in a grocery store, or at the gym. He must enjoy dancing, or at least be up to trying- cause if he can't handle my Zumba class........well then he'll never be up to handing me
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I have 3 bad ones.. it's a toss up for worst:
1. I met with a guy for drinks (I met this one while running the lakes around LSU's campus). We ran into some people he knew. After being introduced, I ask how he knew them: turns out they used to strip together, on Bourbon Street (New Orleans), in a gay club. Awesome. He proceeds to get drunk, then calls his mom to wish her Happy Birthday and loudly discuss the blow-up doll he got her as a gift. Yeahhhhh
2. I invited a guy over for margaritas (I met him at a bank- and by met, I mean he got my name from my transaction and facebooked me but I thought he was kinda cute in the initial transaction so WTH). Apparently, I can hold my tequila, and he couldn't. He got SCHWASTED... puked all over the bushes outside my condo at the time, and I ended up leaving him sleeping on the stoop.
3. I had been seeing a guy for a bit- think 2-3 weeks. (We met through a friend.) We're standing at a bar when his sister walks up and starts talking about "the baby". I'm completely perplexed as to what she's talking about, but apparently this dude had a VERY pregnant girlfriend that he neglected to tell me about. And that was the end of that.
Geez, why in the world do I WANT a dude again?0 -
I guess he wasn't able to foresee:laugh: a second dateOhh, ohh, I've got this.
Two years ago I was going out with someone. It was already our fifth date and we decided to just order some pizza and watch a movie at his place, which was another phrasing for "first watching a movie and then having mind-blowing fun all night". We were enjoying the evening until something bad he ate started acting up and he spent the entire night with his head in the toilet.
Not the worst one at all, though it was definitely much worse for him.
The worst one was a first date with a guy which went quite well for the first hour, until he started telling me about his ability to communicate with his late grandfather and foresee the future.
No second date there. :ohwell:0 -
Oh, I've been on many, however this one takes the cake.....
So once upon a time in a land far, far away I was on one of those stupid, stupid, worthless dating sites.
I start getting chatted up by several guys that were clearly in love with my boobs, lol, but there was one that seemed to have a lot in common with me. I liked the fact he was Italian (my weakness), had brown hair, was tall, seemed to have good values, spoke intellectually and was witty on the phone, etc....
He also had just moved here recently and started working as an attorney for one of the biggest law firms in town. Hmm, a guy with his sh** together, has a ton of similar interests.... ok... this may be worth a first date.
He asked me out and being that he was new to the area, he asked for my idea of where to meet. Since he worked downtown I suggested meeting "in the middle" at this particular restaurant in town for Happy Hour (read into that: happy hour half off prices)
as it had cool ambiance and he'd never eaten in that area.
I get to the restaurant to meet him and I'm looking all over for a tall brown haired man.
I noticed out of the corner of my eye that some guy resembling Bozo The Clown with total RED hair is sitting at the table waving at me like I had just won "The Price Is Right"..... he looks SOMEWHAT like the guy in the pics... omg... that's HIM!
>>Strike 1. (lying about hair color - dude was good at photoshop I guess)
Holy crap. So I approach the table and the guy doesn't even have the common decency to STAND UP and shake my hand.
>>Strike 2. (rude)
He looks me up and down, which mind you - like he was mentally grading and judging me while he stirred the margarita he had already ordered himself. Did he think to order me one before I arrived? No. Could he have called me and asked me if I'd like him to do that? Yes, he had my number.
>>Strike 3 (impolite)
So I sit down - mind you he did not get up to pull out my chair or anything.
>>Strike 4 (again, impolite... ungentlemanly...)
First thing out of his mouth was, "Wow, you're beautiful... you look just like your pictures! That's so uncommon!!!!"
Really, knucklehead? Did you just say that? You look NOTHING like your photos!!!! GAH. I just sat there and said, "Yeah, guys on the site tell me I look like my photos all the time....."
He asks me how my drive down to the restaurant went and then proceeded to PULL OUT HIS CELL PHONE and start sending a text or something. I'm like, are you kidding me dude?
>>Strike 5 (omg... WAY impolite)
So I wasn't even finished telling him a funny story that actually DID happen on the way down and he INTERRUPTED me and started telling me alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll abouttttttttttttttttttttttttt himselfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff...
>>Strike 6 (you get the picture by now....)
.....oh dear gawd where is my drink. I finally get one and start guzzling it to numb my eardrums. The guy would NOT SHUT UP!!!! Turned out he was ego-centric, thought VERY highly of himself, and was extremely condescending, or found ways to be so. I couldn't believe it.
The waitress comes by and by this point I was starving. I hadn't eaten because this was supposed to be a dinner date. She says that "Half off the appetizers for the next 15 minutes!" His eyes lit up like a kid at Christmas and we order two simple quesadillas.
So "dinner" at "half price" finally arrives and I mow down because quite frankly, I was about to eat his face off out of anger and hunger and I hadn't even smoked my fair share of bath salts that day.
Fast forward past the boring conversations where he repeatedly cut me off, and the waitress drops the bill at the table. He looks at it and ignores it and of course continues talking about how awesome he was. He waits 20 minutes for the waitress to come back and you know what he said?
"Hey, could you cut this bill in half? We're going dutch....
>>Strike 7 (Serious, Mr. Cheapo, Esq?)
K... I saw the total on the bill.
The total was $18.46..... I kid you not. Now had we gone all out to a spendy place of course I wouldn't have expected him to pay the whole thing. But this guy, working for the biggest law firm in town couldn't even bring himself down to pay a bill under twenty bucks. Truth be told, I should have been paid to listen to him talk about himself because he was verbally assassinating my eardrums without my prior written consent!
So I paid my 9 bucks plus tip to the waitress who had been very nice.... and he offers to walk me to my car. No way. NOW he decides to be a gentleman. Somehow we had parked next to each other in the underground parking lot. What did he drive? A BRAND NEW BMW!!!!!!!!!
Fast forward to the next day, I tell my gal pals this story and they ALL told me I should have got up and walked out "to the bathroom" and took off when the waitress was "splitting the bill". In retrospect I wish I would have done just that..... because THAT is an hour of my life that I will NEVER get back....
Sounds like you and I might have gone on a date with the same guy lol. The one in my story worked for the United nations and acted like he couldn't afford $7.50 :laugh: :laugh:0 -
this wasn't really a date but i was with this guy from an online dating site and it was kind of on and off and then when it was finally back on for a month, we split up for good and i one day texted him hi and some girl got a hold of my number and started yelling at me to stop texting him. Turned out before he met me, he was engaged and was taking a break and for that month that i got back with him, he was back engaged.0
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Sounds like you and I might have gone on a date with the same guy lol. The one in my story worked for the United nations and acted like he couldn't afford $7.50 :laugh: :laugh:
I don't know where these guys come from. A man should always pay on the first date, and probably the second.
its just the way it is.
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I don't know where these guys come from. A man should always pay on the first date, and probably the second.
its just the way it is.
:flowerforyou:
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I never pay on the first date. I tell them it's dutch as soon as it's decided to go on a date. This way I don't run into the woman who like to go out with guys for the "free" meal and drinks. Some think that's rude, perfectly fine with me, just saved myself time and money. To those who don't mind, or like the idea, great, we can be ourselves and not have to try n impress no one with paying, where were going out to, how much money you have, or lack there of. Second date and beyond, I always pay. First date, gotta get the drift raft outta the way. I'm not in it for the "lay" anymore, I want some substance. JUST MY OPINION..........0 -
I met a guy on an online dating site and we decided to meet in person for coffee. We met at Starbucks and bought our own drinks and while we were placing our order Lady GaGa was playing on the sound system. He proceeds to tell me that she is a hermaphrodite and is very adamant about it and how he knows it is true. It doesn't end there, we sit down with our drinks and he continues to tell me about how he once saw a 400lbs naked hermaphrodite stripper floating down the river. He tells me a bit about that for a while. When we finally move off that topic we discover that he knew my brother so he spent the next while telling me how horrible my brother was. This guy really had no clue how to behave on a date!
I should have given up at this point, but I have trouble finding ways out and our emails had been so much better than this. I figured it couldn't get any worse.... LOL Ya it did, all he talked about was himself and his drug dealing father and how he used to steal his moms car and drive around before he had his licence. Oh and how much he hates that the people that were mean to him in school all have what he wants (wife, kids, good job). He was incredibly whiny and I don't think he asked one thing about me.
He suggested food so we went to the next door sushi place. He looked at the menu and said oh this is crap and walked out... :noway: Then starts to pull up a video on his phone he wanted me to see... and this nice lady and her mom came up to ask what things there were to do in town as they were tourists. I was trying to talk to them and he was insanely rude telling them there was nothing now summer was over, and interrupting to try to show me the video while I was talking to them. I finally told him I had to go and he walks me to my car and says to me something about how he will probably never hear from me again. Umm... Ya he pretty much got that right. Never going to happen. :laugh:0 -
haha! I think its telling that there are no guys stories so far. Obviously women have higher standards and most guys have none. I've had a bad date or two. usually with a girl the crazy doesn't come out on the first date, it seems to be around the 2-4 mark it cannot be held back any longer. so:
I had been on a couple of dates with this chinese girl I met online, she seemed nice.... but things slowly started pointing towards things coming apart. first date was ok, no real alarm bells there. after the second date she stayed at my place, and after a shower we went out for breakfast. whilst at breakfast I got a notification from facebook which was my friends saying "WTF" "Who Is She" etc. she changed my facebook status to in a relationship. that concerned me. I thought that was a little possessive. during the rest of the day I received a few calls and messages from friends about what to do that night. she didn't seem too pleased about that but I couldnt figure out why. over the next week she called me 3 times, first time we talked for a while. no 2 and no 3 I was out with my workmates so I picked up the first one and explained as such, and she called again like 45 mins later but my fone was in my coat pocket on silent. I called her the next day and she sounded a little off but we arranged to meet the next week.
so, date number three she wanted to go to a movie. when I got there she looked pissed. she asked why I hadn't taken her call the other day and I said I was out with my workmates and I didn't hear the second one. she said "it seems like your friends are more important than me".... to which my brain said "oh no..... what did you get us into" because I had been with insecure/possessive girls before, and I so was not going back to that $hi7. on the way to the movie theatre I got a text from a friend asking what I was doing tonight. I replied while walking and talking and she said "so, you will text your friends when you are with me, but wont talk to me when you are with your friends?"
at this point, I knew that somewhere, a celestial power was laughing and I could feel it.
so we went to the movie, it was resident evil 5 or 6 or whatever don't know, and not as bad as I thought it would be. once we got out she went to the bathroom and I got a call, and picked up, it was another friend wondering if I was in the neighbourhood, but before I could get through the conversation I felt something sharp edged but soft hitting me repeatedly on my back, I turned around and got a prada clutch to the face. She was crying, and screaming in the middle of the foyer "YOU TALK TO YOUR YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU ARE WITH ME BUT NOT TO ME WHEN YOU ARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS" ---- im moving through the space now still getting attacked with the bag and trying to stop her from hitting me, shes still crying, and I look like a total b4stard. we get outside and shes going off "do you like your friends more than me" "im suposed to be the most important thing to you" "you have to choose" "so what is it, me or them" "tell me now" - at this point, I know the celestial being is really enjoying himself, and I know that LATER I will also partake in the ludicrous carnival that it all was.
I said a lot of things that night, but in the end the only bit that needs to be repeated is "If I have to choose I choose my friends"
two small anecdotes
I had one girl fall asleep while I was talking to her about buddism - she was buddhist.
I had another stand me up, and then call me at 3 am to come pick her up from the police station because she and her friends got caught doing cocaine in the street, dropped her home and left it at that.
I think for girls dates can be SO exponentially worse than for guys, some of your stories are actually quite scary.
OMG. I'm sort of laughing really hard and sort of cringing for you.0 -
I never pay on the first date. I tell them it's dutch as soon as it's decided to go on a date. This way I don't run into the woman who like to go out with guys for the "free" meal and drinks. Some think that's rude, perfectly fine with me, just saved myself time and money. To those who don't mind, or like the idea, great, we can be ourselves and not have to try n impress no one with paying, where were going out to, how much money you have, or lack there of. Second date and beyond, I always pay. First date, gotta get the drift raft outta the way. I'm not in it for the "lay" anymore, I want some substance. JUST MY OPINION..........
yah I think arranging dutch beforehand is ok too, I just like to pay in general because I don't like squabbling over the bill, so with my friends ill just pay and they throw whatever cash they have at me. not really worried about a couple of £.
I just to pay because I think its a nice thing to do. I kind of see dates as a chance to give a girl a day they will remember. meet in the afternoon, walk and talk through my favourite part of the city, drink coffee, maybe go to a museum, street markets, french danish, artspaces. it used to be my saturday thing.
even if you only saw them once, you still gave them a day they will remember, thats doing a little good in the world. I always see them again tho. hehe.0 -
OMG. I'm sort of laughing really hard and sort of cringing for you.
its hilarious and ridiculous but totally true. At the time I knew it was funny but I was so pissed at the celestial being pulling the strings, to the point that I looked up and shook my fist as to say "ohh, come on SERIOUSLY!"0 -
I am SO glad to hear I'm not the only one that has happened to!I was 19 when I met this cool guy at our college fair (I studied in an exclusive all girl's school) & things got along pretty well between us. Then he asked me out for the first time. I asked where we'll be heading & he told me to a fine dining restaurant inside a five-star hotel which I was thrilled to hear. The "exciting" day came where he picked me up at home with his brand new car & I was really excited along the way only to find out later when we got there, it turned out that there was a business conference of a multi-level marketing company at that restaurant & this guy was a member of that company trying to recruit me. :grumble:
Had a client once ask me out, he was super nice/good looking etc, asked if I wanted to go to a newer restaurant in the city that I had been hearing about.
Needless to say, there were 13 other people at dinner with us, all trying to get me to buy into their marketing scheme.
The worst part was after it was finally done, I had to ride home with him. 45 freaking minutes.
I even bought a new outfit! Gosh darn it, now I'm mad at him again 0 -
I was 15 and asked out on a date by this guy a had a crush on at school.
He took me to a feed the poor free dinner and we had to help clean up the hall afterwards. I felt really bad because I did have food at my house. I know it technically wasn't his fault as he obviously could not afford anything else but I still to this day feel like I was taking advantage of the feed the poor place.
After we had eaten and cleaned up, we went for a walk and stopped at a park. He kissed me and it was awful.
Needless to say, we never went out again. He ended up leaving the school a few weeks after this.0 -
And you should've offered him some non-perishables from your home..I was 15 and asked out on a date by this guy a had a crush on at school.
He took me to a feed the poor free dinner and we had to help clean up the hall afterwards. I felt really bad because I did have food at my house. I know it technically wasn't his fault as he obviously could not afford anything else but I still to this day feel like I was taking advantage of the feed the poor place.
After we had eaten and cleaned up, we went for a walk and stopped at a park. He kissed me and it was awful.
Needless to say, we never went out again. He ended up leaving the school a few weeks after this.0 -
Lol.
Maybe I should have. I didn't think of this at the time.0 -
I do an 'interview' meet-up. Meet the person for coffee or drinks. See how it goes, then if the guy turns out to be a dolt, I have my own car and can run away.
This is basically the way I'm going to play it, from here out. First time, meet up for coffee (not even drinks. Alcohol this early is probably a bad idea). No one is finding out each other's addresses, kissing would be off limits, and I definitely intend to hold out on the physical stuff for longer, to weed out the dogs who say sweet things and claim to be looking for something long-term, too... only to drop your like a hot potato once they've gotten a taste.0 -
I don't know where these guys come from. A man should always pay on the first date, and probably the second.
its just the way it is.
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It's 2012. That's not the way it is and it's called equality. Guys would like to know that you like them for who they are, not what they have in the bank.0 -
Went for a walk in the park on a 4th of July and had a great time talking and enjoying the people watching. It was very crowded so there was lots of entertainment to see. On the way out of the park she stopped and looked down...........started to cry and said she just started her period. Which was quite obvious since she was wearing white shorts! Got her home after calming her down and she got cleaned up and wanted to continue the date and go for a drink. She proceeded to pound mixed drinks until I cut her off and said it was time to go home. On the way home she puked all over the front seat, the door and the floor of my car. After getting her inside safely and calmed down again.........she asked if I wanted to go out again tomorrow night .........
you gotta be effing kidding. she sounds like a basket case.0
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