Tax refund wish list...What's Yours?

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  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    I wish I could GET a tax refund. I'm always even, or I pay the government, usually $20 or less.
  • I wish that I had it before the new year, so that I could afford to hire an escort for Thanksgiving or Christmas. Looks like I'll be spending them alone again.

    :cry:
    Why haven't you asked me yet? Is it because I stalk you?? I can lay off that for a week if it'd help.
    What's your hourly rate? I'm interested in some chit-chat and maybe a little turkey stuffing.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I wish that I had it before the new year, so that I could afford to hire an escort for Thanksgiving or Christmas. Looks like I'll be spending them alone again.

    :cry:
    Why haven't you asked me yet? Is it because I stalk you?? I can lay off that for a week if it'd help.
    What's your hourly rate? I'm interested in some chit-chat and maybe a little turkey stuffing.

    I put gizzards in the stuffing for extra flavor. You'll like it.
  • gingerjen7
    gingerjen7 Posts: 821 Member
    NEW BED! I've been saying I was going to get one for the last six years, but always ended up doing silly things like paying off outstanding balances with creditors and universities or buying a new bed and bedroom furniture for my son. I was going to use it as a down payment on a new car, but since I had to get the car now instead of later, I'll just pay back my sister for the down payment she put down last week, and then get the bed and save the rest.
  • Musikelektronik
    Musikelektronik Posts: 739 Member
    Um, I wished that I was getting a refund instead of having to write a check to the IRS. That's what I wish!! :grumble:
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    For the ex to catch up on child support!! If not he will be moving or I'm taking him back to court!! I might make him move anyway. Who the hell moves to an economically depressed town that has a small market for his skills? Idiot.
  • rsm1972
    rsm1972 Posts: 283
    Saving for a vacation :bigsmile:
  • crazyellybean
    crazyellybean Posts: 999 Member
    have a feeling we will owe this year.... we don't have 5 kids, and live off public aid...

    but if we happen to get one, I need a new car.
  • basillowe66
    basillowe66 Posts: 432 Member
    I WISH IT WAS A LOT BIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • kbogart1996
    kbogart1996 Posts: 55 Member
    My wish is that I do not have to pay. My husband is self employed
  • rsm1972
    rsm1972 Posts: 283
    NEW BED! I've been saying I was going to get one for the last six years, but always ended up doing silly things like paying off outstanding balances with creditors and universities or buying a new bed and bedroom furniture for my son. I was going to use it as a down payment on a new car, but since I had to get the car now instead of later, I'll just pay back my sister for the down payment she put down last week, and then get the bed and save the rest.

    Great Choice:):) Your very smart no debt!!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    That i get one is wish enough for this year.
  • Paying down debt.
  • gingerjen7
    gingerjen7 Posts: 821 Member
    I think I'm getting about $22 back... oh what will I do with this money!

    I'm not trying to be a ****... and prefacing this statement by saying that means that I will inevitably be a ****, so I apologize in advance. But getting such a large refund (unless this is a one time mistake of sorts due to a new financial situation), is not wise. You're essentially giving the government an interest free loan in the amount of $22,000. You'd be much better off OWING the IRS a bit at the end of the year and investing that money upfront.

    Just some unsolicited advice, that is ya know... never welcome, but I couldn't stop myself *LOL*
    It says $22. Not $22,000.
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    No refund for me. I'm not into giving the government an interest free loan of MY money. They already take enough of it.

    This. :)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I think I'm getting about $22 back... oh what will I do with this money!

    I'm not trying to be a ****... and prefacing this statement by saying that means that I will inevitably be a ****, so I apologize in advance. But getting such a large refund (unless this is a one time mistake of sorts due to a new financial situation), is not wise. You're essentially giving the government an interest free loan in the amount of $22,000. You'd be much better off OWING the IRS a bit at the end of the year and investing that money upfront.

    Just some unsolicited advice, that is ya know... never welcome, but I couldn't stop myself *LOL*
    It says $22. Not $22,000.

    WTH.... I SERIOUSLY read that as $22K.

    That's it. I apologize to everyone for not making a lick of sense this entire freaking thread.

    I'm going to go get a beer now so I can start reading comprehensively.
  • Shaydayglam
    Shaydayglam Posts: 45 Member
    Buy a lot of clothes in a size 8
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    All I want is a new bed...the rest goes into savings next year.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    All I want is a new bed...the rest goes into savings next year.

    bedinabox.com


    And I'm actually not kidding.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Couple of bills, wedding dress. Bank.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    All I want is a new bed...the rest goes into savings next year.

    bedinabox.com


    And I'm actually not kidding.
    Step one, you put some sheets on a box
  • jjscholar
    jjscholar Posts: 413 Member
    My tax refund wish is to either: (a) buy a ticket to see Lady Gaga's Born This Way Ball Tour Concert; or (b) take the basic Zumba instructor certification course...
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    I think I'm getting about $22 back... oh what will I do with this money!

    I'm not trying to be a ****... and prefacing this statement by saying that means that I will inevitably be a ****, so I apologize in advance. But getting such a large refund (unless this is a one time mistake of sorts due to a new financial situation), is not wise. You're essentially giving the government an interest free loan in the amount of $22,000. You'd be much better off OWING the IRS a bit at the end of the year and investing that money upfront.

    Just some unsolicited advice, that is ya know... never welcome, but I couldn't stop myself *LOL*
    It says $22. Not $22,000.

    WTH.... I SERIOUSLY read that as $22K.

    That's it. I apologize to everyone for not making a lick of sense this entire freaking thread.

    I'm going to go get a beer now so I can start reading comprehensively.

    Its ok sweetie...its because you miss me..lets have some wine and cheese then cuddle.
  • ryansgram
    ryansgram Posts: 693 Member
    You mean you guys actually get a refund?:sad:
  • I think I'm getting about $22 back... oh what will I do with this money!

    I'm not trying to be a ****... and prefacing this statement by saying that means that I will inevitably be a ****, so I apologize in advance. But getting such a large refund (unless this is a one time mistake of sorts due to a new financial situation), is not wise. You're essentially giving the government an interest free loan in the amount of $22,000. You'd be much better off OWING the IRS a bit at the end of the year and investing that money upfront.

    Just some unsolicited advice, that is ya know... never welcome, but I couldn't stop myself *LOL*
    It says $22. Not $22,000.

    WTH.... I SERIOUSLY read that as $22K.

    That's it. I apologize to everyone for not making a lick of sense this entire freaking thread.

    I'm going to go get a beer now so I can start reading comprehensively.

    Its ok sweetie...its because you miss me..lets have some wine and cheese then cuddle.
    Will you take $22 for me to join in? If not, will you take the $22 for me to watch? I'll be quiet.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I think I'm getting about $22 back... oh what will I do with this money!

    I'm not trying to be a ****... and prefacing this statement by saying that means that I will inevitably be a ****, so I apologize in advance. But getting such a large refund (unless this is a one time mistake of sorts due to a new financial situation), is not wise. You're essentially giving the government an interest free loan in the amount of $22,000. You'd be much better off OWING the IRS a bit at the end of the year and investing that money upfront.

    Just some unsolicited advice, that is ya know... never welcome, but I couldn't stop myself *LOL*
    It says $22. Not $22,000.

    WTH.... I SERIOUSLY read that as $22K.

    That's it. I apologize to everyone for not making a lick of sense this entire freaking thread.

    I'm going to go get a beer now so I can start reading comprehensively.

    Its ok sweetie...its because you miss me..lets have some wine and cheese then cuddle.
    Will you take $22 for me to join in? If not, will you take the $22 for me to watch? I'll be quiet.

    You'd be amazed at what I'm willing to do for $22.
  • surromom2010
    surromom2010 Posts: 457 Member
    Paying off the car and Student loans, WOO HOO!!
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    I think I'm getting about $22 back... oh what will I do with this money!

    I'm not trying to be a ****... and prefacing this statement by saying that means that I will inevitably be a ****, so I apologize in advance. But getting such a large refund (unless this is a one time mistake of sorts due to a new financial situation), is not wise. You're essentially giving the government an interest free loan in the amount of $22,000. You'd be much better off OWING the IRS a bit at the end of the year and investing that money upfront.

    Just some unsolicited advice, that is ya know... never welcome, but I couldn't stop myself *LOL*
    It says $22. Not $22,000.

    WTH.... I SERIOUSLY read that as $22K.

    That's it. I apologize to everyone for not making a lick of sense this entire freaking thread.

    I'm going to go get a beer now so I can start reading comprehensively.

    Its ok sweetie...its because you miss me..lets have some wine and cheese then cuddle.
    Will you take $22 for me to join in? If not, will you take the $22 for me to watch? I'll be quiet.

    You'd be amazed at what I'm willing to do for $22.

    MINE
  • Slack2ShortGo
    Slack2ShortGo Posts: 74 Member
    My refund gets smaller each year. I hope it's enough for another mortgage payment or a fence in the back yard for the dog. :frown:
  • I think I'm getting about $22 back... oh what will I do with this money!

    I'm not trying to be a ****... and prefacing this statement by saying that means that I will inevitably be a ****, so I apologize in advance. But getting such a large refund (unless this is a one time mistake of sorts due to a new financial situation), is not wise. You're essentially giving the government an interest free loan in the amount of $22,000. You'd be much better off OWING the IRS a bit at the end of the year and investing that money upfront.

    Just some unsolicited advice, that is ya know... never welcome, but I couldn't stop myself *LOL*
    It says $22. Not $22,000.

    WTH.... I SERIOUSLY read that as $22K.

    That's it. I apologize to everyone for not making a lick of sense this entire freaking thread.

    I'm going to go get a beer now so I can start reading comprehensively.

    Its ok sweetie...its because you miss me..lets have some wine and cheese then cuddle.
    Will you take $22 for me to join in? If not, will you take the $22 for me to watch? I'll be quiet.

    You'd be amazed at what I'm willing to do for $22.

    MINE
    I'm going to see if I can find another plasma place on the other side of town to get another $22, so that you won't have to split it. K?
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