duh.
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Cranktastic stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
who me?
yes you!
COULDNT BE!0 -
That wouldn't work so well for meKotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.0 -
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Cranktastic stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
who me?
yes you!
COULDNT BE!
Then who?0 -
I see your Meme and raise you an Anti-Meme
Hahahahaha :drinker:0 -
They look like she had work though. I can tell by their shape.
Very nice teats I might add
Hence why I'm showing off my teats.
It is boobie fridayUdders. That is all.
Yeah... I did. They went a little more Madonna than I was expecting.0 -
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Cranktastic stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
who me?
yes you!
COULDNT BE!
Then who?
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Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy. The skipper's real name on Gilligan's Island is Jonas Grumby. It was mentioned once in the first episode on their radio's newscast about the wreck.
Yes and Mr.s Howell's first name was Lovey!0 -
Reindeer like to eat bananas0
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I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean....0 -
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
but what's in the briefcase?
Marsellus Wallace's soul.
it was removed from the back of his neck, right?....hence, the bandaid?
yep. 666 combo on the briefcase...glow...
It's not really though...I mean, that was the popular theory, but Tarantino never confirmed that.
Nor has he denied it. Hmm...
Actually, Tarantino just wanted the big ugly scar covered because of the many over-the-shoulder scenes. Also, contrary to the other theory, it was probably gold bars in the suitcase (or whatever); not the diamonds from R.D. Tarantino confirmed that.
... But for the record, I prefer the other theory.0 -
what??? I suppose you are also going to tell me that tigers hate cinnamon?Reindeer like to eat bananas0 -
Reindeer like to eat bananas
November is deer-mating season as well. Coincidence? I think not!0 -
I was at McDonald's and ordered french fries..when I got my order and sat down, I found a fingernail in my fries...ewwwwwww, gross, right?
Well,,the manager gladly replaced my order and didn't charge me. I went back and sat down...and was just about to bite into my burger, when I realized my fingernail had broken off.
Wtf!!!!
Moral of the story, Lay off the burgers, fatass!!!
Yeah, I know....wth did that have to do with this thread? Nothin :-)0 -
blah nevermind0
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Cranktastic stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
who me?
yes you!
COULDNT BE!
Then who?
you win!!!0 -
I was at McDonald's and ordered french fries..when I got my order and sat down, I found a fingernail in my fries...ewwwwwww, gross, right?
Well,,the manager gladly replaced my order and didn't charge me. I went back and sat down...and was just about to bite into my burger, when I realized my fingernail had broken off.
Wtf!!!!
Moral of the story, Lay off the burgers, fatass!!!
Yeah, I know....wth did that have to do with this thread? Nothin :-)
No, no, no. The moral here is that the marketing capex of nail salons have been at a steady decrease since 2008 forced Americans to prioritize their leasure money.0 -
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
but what's in the briefcase?
Marsellus Wallace's soul.
Which brother duo was in another Taratino movie alledged to be filemed on the same day as Pulp fiction? And what was the name of the movie and at what scene did the supposedly intersect? (Hint their names begin with V.)0 -
"A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream. " ---- Rusty Ryan0
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just pooped!
wait...this isn't the BM thread...
Me too!!! Oh, right, wrong thread.0 -
I like turtles.0
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Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.0
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"Jane Says"
Jane says
I'm done with Sergio
He treats me like a ragdoll
She hides
The television
Says I don't owe him nothing,
But if he comes back again
Tell him to wait right here for me
Or just
Try again tomorrow
I'm gonna kick tomorrow
Gonna kick tomorrow
Jane says
Have you seen my wig around?
I feel naked without it
She knows
They all want her to go
But that's O.K. man
She dont like them anyway
Jane says
She's goin away to spain
When she gets my money saved
I'm gonna start tomorrow
I'm gonna kick tomorrow
Gonna kick tomorrow
She gets mad
Starts to cry
She takes a swing but
She cant hit
She don't mean no harm
She just don't know
What else to do about it
Jane goes
To the store at 8:00
She walk up on St. Andrews
She waits
And gets her dinner there
She pulls her dinner
From her pocket
Jane says
I've never been in love
I don't know what it is
Only knows if someone wants her
I want them if they want me
I only know they want me
She gets mad
And she starts to cry
She takes a swing man
She cant hit!
She don't mean no harm
She just dont know
What else to do about it
Jane says
Jane says
❤❤❤ the live version with the steel drums.0 -
just pooped!
wait...this isn't the BM thread...
Me too!!! Oh, right, wrong thread.
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????????????:indifferent:
"Cool story, bra"
I totally didn't get this until the explanation....duh!
And where can I find such a bra?0 -
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I was at McDonald's and ordered french fries..when I got my order and sat down, I found a fingernail in my fries...ewwwwwww, gross, right?
Well,,the manager gladly replaced my order and didn't charge me. I went back and sat down...and was just about to bite into my burger, when I realized my fingernail had broken off.
Wtf!!!!
Moral of the story, Lay off the burgers, fatass!!!
Yeah, I know....wth did that have to do with this thread? Nothin :-)
No, no, no. The moral here is that the marketing capex of nail salons have been at a steady decrease since 2008 forced Americans to prioritize their leasure money.
Nooo nooo..my fingernails are real..it took me 2 months to grow my beautiful nails....and I broke it off when I chose fast food today over my usual salad. Had I eaten my salad..my nails would still be all one length, and beautiful. Fast food is bad for you...there's finally proof :-)0 -
I like turtles.
How do you feel about tortoises?0 -
The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy."0
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Cranktastic stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
who me?
yes you!
COULDNT BE!
Then who?
you win!!!
What military did Colonel Mustard actually serve in from June, 1948 until his retirement in January, 1954? You have 30 seconds....0 -
Luke's duck licks lakes
Edited because I can't even type it right, much less say it.0
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