chocolate milk has blood in it...

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  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
    My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who works at a dairy farm.

    bwahahahahhaha
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    As someone who milked cows a long, long time ago you do not get blood in the last bit of milk. Besides, almost all milking is done by machine now and it is all collected in the same containers. I think someone is pulling your leg...

    Or pulling your teat. For bloody milk.

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  • kenazfehu
    kenazfehu Posts: 1,188 Member
    Thinking about drinking animal milk is just about enough to make me gag, blood or no blood. Ick!

    (I'm down with cheese and yogurt, though.)
  • mmapags
    mmapags Posts: 8,934 Member
    Wait, wait!! Let me get my tinfoil hat on!!

    Ok, there it is. Now, carry on.
  • Delicate
    Delicate Posts: 625 Member
    Extra Iron for sure

    It will go well with my black pudding, or blood sausage, whichever you prefer to call it

    I need all the iron i can get ;(
  • handinmypocket
    handinmypocket Posts: 1
    Another reason my almond milk makes me happy..... :drinker:

    How do you milk an almond? I didn't know they had nipples? :laugh:

    "Greg, a cat has nipples. Can you milk a cat?"


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Yeah this was on Snopes and it's obviously not true.
  • lwagnitz
    lwagnitz Posts: 1,321 Member
    Bumb. I want to watch all the trolls in their natural habitat. This is entertaining.
  • algebravoodoo
    algebravoodoo Posts: 776 Member
    you ppl are aware that health regulations allow for a certain amount of bug and cockroaches to be found in our food... we dont live in a perfect world... dont like it??? buy your own cow and then you know exactly where everything is coming from!

    And then you may never drink milk again!! Many do not realize just how dirty fresh milk can be. A single cow means hand milking...even if everything else (equipment, udder, etc) are thoroughly cleaned, it still has to be filtered for hair at the very least.

    I was once one of those parents that kept things ultra-clean. Our second child broke me of that by 1) eating a fly and 2) latching onto the dog's nipple to nurse (no, she wasn't especially pleased!) By the time he was a year old, I was like Fine, whatever, as long as it didn't fall in the dog crap, just blow it off! (Not really but you get the idea.)
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I worry for people over the age of 12 who believe anything like this.
  • Hollycat
    Hollycat Posts: 372
    Another reason my almond milk makes me happy..... :drinker:

    Almond milk is made from pressed almonds. Almonds contain little mites that leave the almonds when they are dried to sell whole....but the green almonds are pressed to make the milk..therefore themites are also pressed into the milk. Blood in cows milk, pressed mites in almond milk...take your pick....
    We'll never be free will we?

    Nope. Aphids on my kale too... It's all protein!

    Hollycat:flowerforyou:
  • fattypattybinger
    fattypattybinger Posts: 337
    I was brought up to say that. Although there is a dairy farm close by us I say where is the purple cow. The kids used to watch barney so I made up the purple cow game. Funny the kids are 11 and 9 and we say where is the purple cow.
  • Akimajuktuq
    Akimajuktuq Posts: 3,037 Member
    Whatever happened to Nestle Quik and a spoon?

    Interestingly, the Nestle Quik is a better option for chocolate milk in the US (pure cocoa likely best) as it was the only option that did not have HFCS. (I was just in the US and was shocked by many food ingredients. For instance I am used to cream that has 2 ingredients: cream, carageenan. Not so south of the border). Strangely, in Canada, there is no HFCS in our chocolate milk (OR the manufacturer is allowed to call it sugar... ?) But since corn syrup is listed when present, I would think that is HFCS and that our milk and sodas do not have it.

    Either way, as someone mentioned before, commercial milk is allowed to have a certain level of blood and pus in it. On top of that, it is then pasteurized. So, while I still use milk sparingly, I don't consider it a healthy food unless it was raw directly from the farmer, and it's not the blood that I am worried about at all.
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    mmmm.....looks like strawberry chocolate milk.. :D
  • algebravoodoo
    algebravoodoo Posts: 776 Member
    you ppl are aware that health regulations allow for a certain amount of bug and cockroaches to be found in our food... we dont live in a perfect world... dont like it??? buy your own cow and then you know exactly where everything is coming from!

    exactly. i assume that i'm eating a certain amount of bugs. apparently we swallow several bugs during the day when we breathe

    As a cyclist in the Mississippi Delta, I find gnat swarms especially delightful :happy: crunchy!!
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
    LMAO!! :laugh:
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
    there's blood in steak
  • purpleipod
    purpleipod Posts: 1,147 Member
    Um.. no?
  • wellbert
    wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
    As long as there isn't blood in my steak, I"m good.
  • erinsueburns
    erinsueburns Posts: 865 Member
    Honestly, the idea of blood, dead neutrophils, live nutrophils, dead tissue cells, blood proteins, dead and sometimes live bacteria...well all of that is in there and in plenty of other things we consume, so it doesn't especially bother me. That is what our own lymphocyte system is for. Hormones are the concern for me.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    OP is spreading the manure thin.
  • Akimajuktuq
    Akimajuktuq Posts: 3,037 Member
    you ppl are aware that health regulations allow for a certain amount of bug and cockroaches to be found in our food... we dont live in a perfect world... dont like it??? buy your own cow and then you know exactly where everything is coming from!

    And then you may never drink milk again!! Many do not realize just how dirty fresh milk can be. A single cow means hand milking...even if everything else (equipment, udder, etc) are thoroughly cleaned, it still has to be filtered for hair at the very least.

    I was once one of those parents that kept things ultra-clean. Our second child broke me of that by 1) eating a fly and 2) latching onto the dog's nipple to nurse (no, she wasn't especially pleased!) By the time he was a year old, I was like Fine, whatever, as long as it didn't fall in the dog crap, just blow it off! (Not really but you get the idea.)

    Actually, I would argue that large-scale commercial food processing poses far greater risk to our health than "dirty" food directly from farmers. (I used to buy cream direct from a farmer and NEVER ever found any dirt/bugs/hair in it and it wouldn't have bothered me if I did..) Anyone notice all the food recalls lately? The contamination occurs during processing most of the time, not on the farms (exceptions for farms that use sewage/industrial sludge to "fertilize" their fields.).
  • jflint86
    jflint86 Posts: 74 Member
    Bahahaha!! This thread is wonderful :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • starla5881
    starla5881 Posts: 190 Member
    I only drink chocolate milk when I'm menstruating. Makes the whole situation less weird.
    Best reply in a thread of great replies. Congratulations, you win at internetting. :-)
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    If I knew blood tasted this good, I'd have been drinking everyone else's a long time ago.
    God it must be great to be a vampire. Chocolate milk 24/7.
  • kaotik26
    kaotik26 Posts: 590 Member
    I heard some guys talking once and they said there was also blood in meat sometimes.

    Bwahahahahahaha!!!:drinker:
  • megsmom2
    megsmom2 Posts: 2,362 Member
    Please tell me there aren't really people this silly here. Please.
  • tlynnweb
    tlynnweb Posts: 201 Member
    All conventional milk has a small percentage of puss and blood in it. Totally grosses me out!
  • stargazer008
    stargazer008 Posts: 531
    Why don't they just use it for strawberry milk?

    That is so true!
  • bcl003
    bcl003 Posts: 331 Member
    Another reason my almond milk makes me happy..... :drinker:

    How do you milk an almond? I didn't know they had nipples? :laugh:

    "Greg, a cat has nipples. Can you milk a cat?"
    Yes you really can milk a cat if you wanted to, just sayin...

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