I'm Dreading Thankgiving

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Chief_Rocka
Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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Plates are never big enough

They don't give me my own gravy boat

People pre-cut pies into these tiny pieces

Whipped cream falls over when you pile it too high
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  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
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    Forks don't hold enough.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    They pour me a glass of wine instead of setting out a bottle at each place setting.
  • mrs_schultz2012
    mrs_schultz2012 Posts: 395 Member
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    serving tray and serving spoons (for each person)....problem solved :)
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    Forks don't hold enough.

    I just use the serving spoons...
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    Only MY serving of stuffing fits in the bird...and of course everyone else is going to want some...:grumble:
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
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    I make multiple trips... and just skip the plate and pile the whipped cream in my mouth.
  • thedreamhazer
    thedreamhazer Posts: 1,156 Member
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    What if there's not enough pie???
  • _VoV
    _VoV Posts: 1,494 Member
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    Tofurkey rolls around on the plate, and if it falls on the floor, you might need to fight the dog for it.
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,043 Member
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    My sister-in-law use to make a huge pumpkin cheesecake every Thanksgiving, but she moved to New York.
    This year, my mother-in-law is making pumpkin cheesecake ... but in these tiny friggin muffin wrappers.
    Seriously, WTF?!
    The only good thing about them is that I'll be able to turn them inside out over my mouth and swallow them whole.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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    The only good thing about them is that I'll be able to turn them inside out over my mouth and swallow them whole.

    That's hot
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Because I am not going to see my family....:drinker:
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
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    Forks don't hold enough.

    That's why I just grab a spatula.
  • Eric53066
    Eric53066 Posts: 46 Member
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    Anyone know the recommended gauge needle for a gravy IV drip right into a vein?
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
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    PIE
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    Forks don't hold enough.

    That's why I just grab a spatula.

    You people and your utensils. Just pick up the platter and shovel it in.
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
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    Anyone know the recommended gauge needle for a gravy IV drip right into a vein?

    I'd say a 14 would do it.
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
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    Forks don't hold enough.

    That's why I just grab a spatula.

    You people and your utensils. Just pick up the platter and shovel it in.

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  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
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    Forks don't hold enough.

    That's why I just grab a spatula.

    You people and your utensils. Just pick up the platter and shovel it in.

    Tried that last year...mother in law gave me "the look". :grumble:
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    There are only 24 hours to try to get everything eaten.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    I only regret that I have but one stomach to fill. :sad:

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