Do you weigh your boobs?

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  • Derpina7
    Derpina7 Posts: 552 Member
    Lol.. umm, how? :P
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    Do you remove your boobs to weigh them?

    I figure I need my weight to be accurate for what people see. So when I am kidnapped and the place issue a BOLO for a brunette, 5”6’ ... If they deduct my boo age weight people might see m, but not report me because I look like the 136# My scales say, not 130# sans boob weight. ( or whatever bobs weigh)
  • kimbolay7
    kimbolay7 Posts: 96 Member
    Cant be bothered to look for the answer... :laugh: How do you weigh em??

    Plop them on a scale (individually).

    Sounds uncomfortable!
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    So I looked it up and apparently the average women's boob weighs between 1-4lbs.
    I weighed my cutlets....twice.

    Approx 12 oz each.

    Son of a .......!
  • bgelliott
    bgelliott Posts: 610 Member
    I have never physically attempted to weigh them but I did get the formula to the weight of implants based on the number of cc's so I do have a good idea of what they actually weight...lol
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
    Hahaha I'm so glad im not the only one. Had a bored day and did some weighing. HAHA Put the scales on the counter and weighted away. hahaha
    rrrreally!?! Is it accurate though? My breasts go on for miles!

    I would think it would be pretty close... Just flop em up there one breast at a time. Lol
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    So I looked it up and apparently the average women's boob weighs between 1-4lbs.
    I weighed my cutlets....twice.

    Approx 12 oz each.

    Son of a .......!

    I just pictured you doing that. Hot. lol.
  • crazyellybean
    crazyellybean Posts: 999 Member
    I'm very curious how this would work... do you use a kitchen scale? post meter? regular scale? LOL .. so confused
  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
    I would probaly be down ten lbs without boobs but I can't figure out how to take them off....Any Ideas
  • CalJur
    CalJur Posts: 627 Member
    how you do that there????? that is get your weight with and without boobs? also although a pain in the *kitten* for me i'm available to assist with all weigh ins.
  • klacount77
    klacount77 Posts: 270 Member
    Just posting so this shows up on my newsfeed and my friends go DAFAQ?

    ^^ LOL, yes!
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
    I always thought breasts were measured by handfuls.
  • purpleipod
    purpleipod Posts: 1,147 Member
    Um.. no? Why would I?
  • megan1869
    megan1869 Posts: 166 Member
    Am I the only one picturing that scene from an old Simpsons episode where Homer accidentally gets his gut caught on the towel rack and thought he was all skinny and junk until the towel rack broke?... Doh!
  • elskars
    elskars Posts: 18
    These threads get creepy real quick.
  • antizoni1
    antizoni1 Posts: 334
    My hands are licensed to weigh boobs
  • dcmat
    dcmat Posts: 1,723 Member
    I hear that the scales at the Post Office are best!!!
  • JessicaBR0
    JessicaBR0 Posts: 256 Member
    Do you hold the scale up or lay on the floor in a low plank?

    :laugh: That is a good question. LOL
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Couldn't help it, a thread with "boobs" in the title. How can I not click? I think I'm going to have to weigh my wifes tonight. Several time to be sure it's accurate.
  • Cherbear67
    Cherbear67 Posts: 245 Member
    I would probably be 10 pounds lighter.. Might have to get hubby to hold them one morning so I can weigh without them..lol
  • surromom2010
    surromom2010 Posts: 457 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Do you hold the scale up or lay on the floor in a low plank?

    GOLDEN! HAHAHHA

    :happy: :happy:
  • surromom2010
    surromom2010 Posts: 457 Member
    Am I the only one picturing that scene from an old Simpsons episode where Homer accidentally gets his gut caught on the towel rack and thought he was all skinny and junk until the towel rack broke?... Doh!

    I thought of it too!!!!
  • obsidianwings
    obsidianwings Posts: 1,237 Member
    lol too funny :) i dont think ive ever weighed my boobs!
    I couldn't imagine it being something someone would do and then forget it ever happened haha
  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
    I try to weigh my wife's boobs, if by weighing, you mean grab and grope them.
  • mgobluetx12
    mgobluetx12 Posts: 1,326 Member
    I had to try this out on my food scale - 11lbs each. Yikes.
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
    Do you hold the scale up or lay on the floor in a low plank?

    :laugh: That is a good question. LOL

    Bahaha! Seriously! I need to know. lol
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
    lol I will have to try when I get home.
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
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  • Rum_Runner
    Rum_Runner Posts: 617 Member
    Don't have any to weigh!! :sad: Anyone care to donate??!
  • Sweetpea472
    Sweetpea472 Posts: 229 Member
    How do I go about weighing them? I keep saying I will donate to my "less fortunate" friends, but it would be nice to put a numerical figure to my offer. :tongue:

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