I'm Dreading Thankgiving

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  • minsooky
    minsooky Posts: 59
    There is never enough cranberry sawce. And if you fill your entire plate with it people will give you the stankeye...#firstworldproblems

    Oh well, I am making nutella cheesecake covered in reese's cups to make up for it.
  • ThePartyGoblin
    ThePartyGoblin Posts: 42
    This is my favorite thread ever and I love you all.
  • JosephVitte
    JosephVitte Posts: 2,039
    They try "scooping" my ice cream instead of handing me the tub.
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    serving tray and serving spoons (for each person)....problem solved :)

    also stretchy pants help make your holiday experience much more pleasant.
  • JosephVitte
    JosephVitte Posts: 2,039
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    also stretchy pants help make your holiday experience much more pleasant.
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  • cornfritter22
    cornfritter22 Posts: 230 Member
    Because I am not going to see my family....:drinker:
    I envy you.
  • lexagon
    lexagon Posts: 495 Member
    Ya'll just made my night!

    Is it wrong that I'm making an entire batch of stuffing just for me? :laugh:
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
    It's one day out of 365. Make it your cheat meal for the week/month and move on. Boom.
  • sarahisme18
    sarahisme18 Posts: 574 Member
    Ya'll just made my night!

    Is it wrong that I'm making an entire batch of stuffing just for me? :laugh:

    OMG why didn't I think of this?????
  • lexagon
    lexagon Posts: 495 Member
    Ya'll just made my night!

    Is it wrong that I'm making an entire batch of stuffing just for me? :laugh:

    OMG why didn't I think of this?????
    Your loss ... more for me! :happy:
  • Jenerferzzz
    Jenerferzzz Posts: 148 Member
    What I want to know is why it seems (at least with people I know) that no one sees bacon as a thinksgiving food. I personally think bacon should be a part of every holiday. I know I wouldn't have minded getting some bacon for holloween instead of candy...

    I'm dreading the lack of bacon...

    that there won't be enough pumpkin dishes

    and that I may loose the family wrestling match for the last piece of pie. We seriously shouldn't know the meaning of last piece of pie.
  • BelindaDuvessa
    BelindaDuvessa Posts: 1,014 Member
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    No room to eat more than a couple bites at a time. What bites to eat first? Squash dressing? Green bean casserole? Chocolate pie? Nobody should have to make those kinds of decisions. :cry:

    I feel your pain. My only consolation is I am at work, so I have nothing better to do than sit in here, watch people and eat. It's like dinner and a movie!
  • ki4yxo
    ki4yxo Posts: 709 Member

    Turducken.. why stop with chicken? Why can't we stuff a quail and dove in there too? Maybe a hummingbird?

    I smother mine in peanut butter, wrap with aluminum foil, putt it on top of the Jeep exaust manifold, let the engine idle for six or seven hours, cover it with bacon and stuff a porkchop in the middle, then stuff all that in a honey smoked ham, deep fry the whole thing for 45 minutes, and make a porkrind gravy with the reserveed bacon fat.
    My cholesterol went up 400 points just reading that...is it bad that I can smell the bacon?



    Not at all... Bacon is the key! :wink:

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