Things that will likely happen BEFORE you win the lottery
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Raspberry Ketones are the only way to lose weight and make you pee rainbows.0
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My job tells me they really appreciate the work I do and pays me an amount equal to that of others in the field doing the same work.0
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My job tells me they really appreciate the work I do and pays me an amount equal to that of others in the field doing the same work.
Get out of my brain.0 -
According to GMA this morning:
1) Becoming the President
2) Metroid Apocalypse0 -
The return of...
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I get fat....
Oh wait...0 -
oh this goes for me too.My job tells me they really appreciate the work I do and pays me an amount equal to that of others in the field doing the same work.0 -
-A woman president
-Skynet
-The year 2525, if man is still alive
-Legalization of crack0 -
Nobody will have to exercise and everyone will be healthy!!!0
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I win the Tour De France0
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The Chicago Cubs have won the world series!!!!!! \m/0
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A cow will actually jump over the moon.......0
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Military fronts will be done gangnam style
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-A woman president
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My wife asks for a threesome with another girl....0
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Skitty will run out of awesome gifs.0
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Everyone figures out how to spell "lose".0
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Skitty will run out of awesome gifs.
NEVER!0 -
Skitty will run out of awesome gifs.
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2) Metroid Apocalypse
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I'll give marriage another try . . . BAH HA HA! :noway:
I'll probably win the lottery first.0 -
A rich and delicious low cal brownie will be created that doesn't taste like pressed sawdust and dollar store chocolate0
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You'll get made fun of by someone on MFP.0
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oreo changes their recipe to be 0 calories for 1,000 cookies serving and still delicious0
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My wife asks for a threesome with another girl....
took the words out of my mouth, maybe if i win this will happen, or at least i'll be able to pay for it0 -
Hot chicks start posting pics in the NC-17 group. :grumble:0
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:sad: :laugh:The return of...
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Sex after marriage.0
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Everyone figures out how to spell "lose".
And they will learn that 1 pound = 1 pound.....no matter what you are weighing.0
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