WORST NAMES EVER!!!!

One of my sister's friends growing up was named Winter Green.

Knew a guy that worked for my friends company, Herb (like Herbert) Blunt. LOL no joke.
Girl at my high school was named April Snow...

the list goes on...

*kitten* James (pronounced Ash-ole-lee).

Oh my gosh. Why the heck do people do this to their kids? My name is Ashley...spelled Ashley. LOL I'm so glad my parents have brains in their heads.

There's a woman I know, her name is Omie (pronounced Ohmee), and she married a man with the last name Byrd... Omie Byrd!! LOL (they named their son Harold.. if he ends up with the nickname, he'll be Harry Byrd)

My grandmother was Mary Christmas (yes, Christmas was her last name) but, being Mi'kmaq, she was called Mali Plsit (Mary Bridget) .. it was only when she was speaking to someone who only knew English that she had issues.

My husband's cousin's kids are named Trailin Buckle and Rainin Bliss. My brother's daughter is named Realm. I thought they were all pretty strange names...

I work in payroll and we see some great names. My favourites have been Princess Pond and Ginger Kidd.

I always hated my own name growing up. It's Siouan, pronounced Soo-ann, which is probably obvious to many Americans because its a Native American word, but growing up in England, it was completely alien to everyone here!

I knew when a new teacher had reached my name on the register, as there would be a big pause, and then they would say Shan or they would think it was the Irish name Siobhan spelt wrong. Totally embarrassing for a kid.

I've grown to like its uniqueness now, and am very proud of my Lakota heritage, but I've vowed my kids will have names that everybody recognises and knows how to say.

There's also the name ****head (pronounced Shi-theed)

Are you from Jax, FL?? when I was delivering my baby girl (@20 years ago) I knew a delivery nurse who told me a baby boy named ****head (Shi-Theed) was born the same day.. Small world if its the same one... weird if there are 2 walking around with the same name LOL

There was also a Christopher Robin at my high school

I worked at Kroger long time ago girls name was ****head (Pronounced Shi-Theed)
Being Buckeye fan a lady here in the office was named Scarlet Ann Gray (Gray being her last name) she got married but kept her real name.

Ivor Biggun...

:sad:

The town I used to work in has an orthodontist named Dr. Smiley, not a terrible name, but still really funny.

Same town also had a veterinarian named Dr. Katz.

A friend of mine named her kid Anakin. No joke. The best thing that can happen to that kid is he will be nicknamed Annie.

When we were rotten kids and didn't know any better (and caller id was not readily available) we prank called a guy out of the phone book who's name was D ick Burns. Yep. We were rotten kids.

I heard about that Hashtag one, that is so stupid!!! Seriously there's so many ****ed up names in the world right now. All these teenie-boppers naming their kids after Twilight and ****. I'm honest to God sick of hearing Bella as a name..

A friend of mine named her kid Anakin.

It's better than flat-out naming him Vader, though right? He'll choose the Dark Side.

When I was a teaching assistant for gen. chem. (general chemistry), I had a student in my gen. chem. lab by the name of Jin Kim. I thought that was pretty cool, and maybe even graded a little easy on him because of the name.