WORST NAMES EVER!!!!
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I thought of more.
Dova'kiin ... From Skyrim! XD
I knew a manager at some restaurant named Sword.
There was a girl in my class named Reality. It's not an ugly name to me, but it's very different.
A girl in my kindergarten class was named September. I always got her confused with another girl named Autumn. lol0 -
I worked with a doctor named Harry Hoar. And he was Harry Hoar III !!!
Hopefully he doesn't marry a girl named Ima.0 -
I've known women named Wednesday and January. Oh, and Unique. And of course the politician from New Hampshire - **** Swett.0
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Hung Lamb was a client of mine.
Harry Bush - friend
and Jermajesty - Jermaine Jackson's son0 -
when my dad used to work for our state's licensing office, he came across an application for a woman named Virginia Bedwetter.
unfortunately, the computer system at the time would only accept 6 letters of the first name into it.... so when they printed her file, the name showed up as Virgin Bedwetter. No lie... I saw this happen. lol
They also came across a guy who applied for a security guard license with the name Abraham A. Abraham. Middle name was Abraham too. Poor guy. lol0 -
Marijuana Pepsi. Her mothers 2 favorite things.
Damn, was it Coke or Pepsi?? I thought for sure it was Coke! lol0 -
Seen in the new baby announcements in the Knoxville paper: Darra Rhea. That poor girl. And I had some friends in college that named their son Random Alibi.0
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Forgot to include Ima Hogg, Texas Gov. Jim Hogg's daughter. Myth was she had a sister named Ura Hogg.0
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It's not just the crazy names that worry me... but taking perfectly lovely traditional names and giving them CRAZY spellings - that has to drive the kid NUTS as it gets older... Spelling 'Michael', 'Mykall'... 'Grace', 'Grayss'... 'Caitlin', 'Kaetlynne'. Yes, those are actual name spellings pulled from the Australian registry of births and deaths.
That being said... the pun names are pretty horrendous. Went to school with a Clay Rivers. Poor kid copped it!0 -
Almost forgot...had a huge crush on a guy I went to high school with named Jack Frost. Just saw him at our reunion and he only improved with age!
So ummm...if you knew him in h.s....shhh! Don't mention it... and I will hope he doesn't read these forums!
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****head (pronounced Sha-theed)0
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I have a friend, that had she been a boy, her parents were going to name her Baron Von...her maiden name is Weatherford...Baron Von Weatherford. What are people thinking? lol Also, my sister had a cousin whos name was Richard...everyone called him Rusty ****? Sheesh...0
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His name was Human Klumpp and he lived right here in my home town of Lake Charles, LA. Small world!Another one from a medical claims person..
Human Clump.
He lived somewhere in the deep South.
My goodness!!!0 -
And my uncle had a boss named Harry Nodes. And my sis had a friend whos dad's name was Harry Pitts...lol0
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Having the last name of Wood... is too easy to punish my kids. I wanted to name my daughter Holly... but my wife said no. She did offer up Morning though...
I knew a kid in Highschool with the name of Woody D*ck... Really cool guy... lost touch after HS though.
My wife had a friend named... Jake Scott Wood in HS0 -
I work in a school district and one of the secretaries I work with keeps a running list of names we come across (not sure what we are up to now but there are several pages). Here are a few of them:
Dayquil and Nyquil (twins)
Sparkle
Peppermint
Flame
Dom Perion
****head (pronounced Shi -theed)
Imunique
Chardonnay0 -
My mum is a teacher at a bit of a rough school in my home town, she has come across siblings called Sunny (boy), Blue (girl) and Skye (boy).. so altogether they are Sunny Blue Sky.. oh dear!
she also has the 'usual' names of Chanel (she calls them channel just to wind them up), Clarity, Diva (really?!) and my personal favourite.. Honeybee
Im a student nurse so have come across some interesting ones.. brothers called Ocean and Sky, Aussi (pronounced Ozzy), Kristl (Chrystal)..
my surname is Bullock so the amount of times people mistood it for B*llocks when I was at school was ridiculously high!0 -
Had a 7th grade teacher named Mr. Endabusch ( pronounced *In-duh-bush*).
First name Richard....nicknamed D!ck.
D!ck Endabusch
Didn't see the humor in it till later..(I guess I was slow). At the end of the school year, our school had an award ceremony. The presenters were....
D!ck n' Rose Endabusch.
Lots of jokes that night0 -
Siblings at my kids school:
Ocean
Pacific
Atlantic
(I always wondered if they had a forth child, would they name it Dead Sea?)0 -
My favorite was a woman in her 80's that came into the clinic I used to work at...her maiden name was Slutsky and her married name was Horlick!! Really?!
I've also met a Candy Koern! lol0 -
Translating names can be hazardous. Noël Charette would become Christmas Wagon :laugh:0
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Siblings at my kids school:
Ocean
Pacific
Atlantic
(I always wondered if they had a forth child, would they name it Dead Sea?)
Most likely, it would have been Arctic, Antarctic or Indian...0 -
Having the last name of Wood... is too easy to punish my kids. I wanted to name my daughter Holly... but my wife said no. She did offer up Morning though...
I knew a kid in Highschool with the name of Woody D*ck... Really cool guy... lost touch after HS though.
My wife had a friend named... Jake Scott Wood in HS
Hey my maiden name was Holly Wood! I always loved it and people never forgot my name.0 -
I actually met someone who named their kid "Our little wonder". And they got pissy if you abbreviated it.
I think some people are perpetually high.0 -
*kitten* James (pronounced Ash-ole-lee).
OMG :noway:0 -
Seen in the new baby announcements in the Knoxville paper: Darra Rhea. That poor girl. And I had some friends in college that named their son Random Alibi.
I'm willing to bet thats pronounced Ray...my mom's maiden name is Rhea and its pronounced ray0 -
i knew a kid once named 'anakin skywalker' as his first and middle name...i just don't get it...i am okay with semi-creative, but some of these names on here are just cruel to the poor children!!!0
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Lets see...
Had a teacher named Anita D*ck her daughters name was Carry... poor family
Went to school with a Chelsie Silver Spoon
Went to School with a Toosdae (tuesday)
know of a lady who named her daughters Circe and Phaydra (greek names) I actually kinda like Circe0 -
Family name: Head.
Named their son: Richard.
Naturally everyone calls him **** Head.
Also knew a guy named Peter Johnson. We called him Mr. Redundant. :bigsmile:0 -
Having the last name of Wood... is too easy to punish my kids. I wanted to name my daughter Holly... but my wife said no. She did offer up Morning though...
I knew a kid in Highschool with the name of Woody D*ck... Really cool guy... lost touch after HS though.
My wife had a friend named... Jake Scott Wood in HS
Hey my maiden name was Holly Wood! I always loved it and people never forgot my name.
LOL, I told her that it was a good memorable name!! 0
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