WORST NAMES EVER!!!!
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weird names : ****, fanny , bolzeck (ball sack)0
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I've got one for you. I used to be a public school teacher and there was a child in the district named (Sha Theed) and spelled ****head. No kidding!0
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I've got one for you. I used to be a public school teacher and there was a child in the district named (Sha Theed) and spelled ****head. No kidding!
MFP blocked the word out. It was sh*thead.0 -
My music teacher was called Wendy Wholly.
I have sent an order out last week to a guy called 'Paul Mycock' , dont know if he made it up but it was on his paypal account too :S
and I have had a customer called Wayne Kurr, and when he said it, he goes "yes I know it sounds like w*nker, my parents though they'd be funny"0 -
Also in the medical claims field I have seen so many but can't remember most but here are two:
Velveeta
Major Coward0 -
Harry Beaver. Nope. Not even kidding. What's worse is he was the third generation to have that name. If you had to live with it, WHY would you be okay putting your kid through that?!!
Edit to add: There is also an Ob/Gyn somewhere in upstate NY named Harry Beaver. Talk about being born to your profession. LOL0 -
To my wonderful husband I will apologize for adding your name to this post
Lee Bruce
On caller ID's it of course comes up Bruce Lee. Filling out paperwork it is always Bruce, Lee. Everytime he uses his Debit/Credit card for purchases people comment on "haha Bruce Lee" and then they make the "karate noise" along with a karate chop motions.
My husband is actually the 3rd and when we were talking baby names for our now 2 1/2 yo I asked if he wanted to continue the name and he said NO. (I love you more than words baby and I would have done it if it was important to you but thank you )0 -
I worked with a woman who named her baby a very normal name, but the baby's initials were STD. It was gently pointed out to her when she told us what they were going to name the unborn child thinking she'd see the horror of that and pick a different middle name or something, but she was unswayed. That kid is going to be a serious target round about junior high and forget about monogramming anything.
i worked processing mortgage loans, one couple had named their daughter Candida.... all I could think of was yest infection, ewww!
Another one, weird but not as bad was Bricketta...0 -
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Jaceyn- pronounced Jason
These are girl names and i have no clue how to say the first one but its reallly horrible0 -
all parents need to do the "yell test"..... pretend as if you are calling your kids in for dinner and yell the first AND last name.
A friends daughter was going to be named Tessa Cole until the yell test proved it sounded like testicle :noway:0 -
I almost forgot. There is a urologist in town who does vasectomies. His name, and I am not kidding, is Dr. Richard (D**k) Chopp
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I almost forgot. There is a urologist in town who does vasectomies. His name, and I am not kidding, is Dr. Richard (D**k) Chopp
http://www.urologyteam.com/node/2
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: He must be the long lost cousin of the NY Ob/Gyn, Dr. Harry Beaver, mentioned earlier.0 -
My g-uncle was named Harry BeVer. But supposedly it was pronounced "buh-Veer".
I got a phone call from "Leif Ericksen"--- turns out this is truly the man's name, and he lives in my neighborhood! Nice guy, though-- I'm now friends with his family.
Thanks to everyone for the laughs!0 -
In light of the news about Baby "Hashtag"
I seriously think that some people need to go before city council or something and get permission on their baby's names so the poor kid won't be made fun of for the rest of their lives... Goodness. It was all in fun so it wasn't really a big deal to me... but being named Jenny... I got Forrest Gump references all through high school and even still do... I can only imagine what the kids would have done if I had been named hashtag...
Worst kid names I've actually know of.
1. Hashtag
2. La-a (pronounced la-dash-a)
3. Orangejello
4. lemonjello
5. Mike Literous
orangejello and lemonjello is an urban myth. Its an old story thats been going around for years. My sister helped deliver twins c section a couple days ago and the parents named them Copy and Paste. Yeah. Ridiculous.
names I hate are Neveah, Any aiden/ayden names, , connor, tanner, spencer,gunnar-EW.0 -
Anita Dyck...one of my teacher's wives had that name.
I went to high school with Anita Ho.0 -
I am a teacher as well, and some of the most interesting names I have recently come across are
1. Taziar-pronounced like "desire" but with a "t"
2. Le'King
I also heard of a woman who named her daughter "Yazmin" because she was on the birth control pill Yaz when she got pregnant...0 -
I am a teacher as well, and some of the most interesting names I have recently come across are
1. Taziar-pronounced like "desire" but with a "t"
2. Le'King
I also heard of a woman who named her daughter "Yazmin" because she was on the birth control pill Yaz when she got pregnant...0 -
I am a teacher, too. So there have been many.
Blaise Blue (like a blue blaze, I guess) was a favorite. This year Zae'Breon is the best. Folks, a random apostrophe is not unique. It's just not.
On the other hand, I've seen some really cute names. I had a Blessy last year and she was just as adorable as her name sounds.0 -
Abcde (ab'-sa-dee)
****head (Sha-thee'-ad)
Ebone (pronounced as Ebony)
True Love Hunt (male insurance client from my long-ago job)
Texas Craghead (female, another insurance client)
Ima Hogg (respected and accomplished daughter of a Texas governor, despite her unfortunate name)0 -
all parents need to do the "yell test"..... pretend as if you are calling your kids in for dinner and yell the first AND last name.
A friends daughter was going to be named Tessa Cole until the yell test proved it sounded like testicle :noway:
Too funny! I thought I was the only one who did that :laugh:0 -
I am a teacher, too. So there have been many.
Blaise Blue (like a blue blaze, I guess) was a favorite. This year Zae'Breon is the best. Folks, a random apostrophe is not unique. It's just not.
On the other hand, I've seen some really cute names. I had a Blessy last year and she was just as adorable as her name sounds.
On that note, my student rosters have been graced with "Wealthy", "Treasure" and "Eturnatee" (Eternity).0 -
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I hadn't heard that study but it makes sense.
Yeah when I have kids, I would like them to have names that are a little off the beaten path... but not so far off that people think I was running through the woods tripping on acid when I named them.
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That just made my life complete0 -
Felon. No joke. The mom pronounces it 'fallon' but either way. . .
I have a friend with this name.
Worst name I've heard?
Pinkamena Zecora Smith.
Don't get me wrong, I love ponies. They're adorable.
But naming your daughter after them is just.. what.0 -
Any male name that starts with A and ends with n.0
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Sisters - Cherry Cake and Doll Dump. Just sad.0
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My son goes to school with a Pimprenelle. My sister works with a woman named Euretha (too close to urethra for comfort). One of my all-time favorites is Chester Sprinkle, a name I saw on a direct mail list once. Always makes me giggle.
Oh, and my nephew goes to school with twins named Hunter and Fisher.0 -
Kid was named Demon...Pronounced De' Mon...what ever.
There was a very short, very round, very dark black kid named Fabio! Lol!!! True story.0 -
I had a doctor named Dr. Organ once! [=0
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I always was bewildered by my coworkers Michael Hawk and Richard Head. I kid you not - real people. Richard was actually quite well liked.
WHAT WERE THEIR PARENTS THINKING?
I knew a Richard Head, too. Must have been a different guy though. He wasn't THAT well liked.0 -
all parents need to do the "yell test"..... pretend as if you are calling your kids in for dinner and yell the first AND last name.
A friends daughter was going to be named Tessa Cole until the yell test proved it sounded like testicle :noway:
ahhhhh!!0
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