WORST NAMES EVER!!!!

Faye_Anderson

My sister in law is called Shadow

shivaslives

I worked with a Dr. Harry Ennis. It would have been even better if he was a proctologist but he was an OB/GYN.

cowgirlashlee

The city of Fort Wayne, IN had a mayor once named Harry Baals (prounounced Bales...but everyone of course said Balls).

_happycats_

I hate names that the parents very likely just came up with "to be creative and unique". Examples of ones I've heard this year are Bayzie and Elektra (both girls). I also don't like all those new names that are just descriptor words like Hunter, Rider, Fisher, etc.

crazy8ts

I worked with a Dr. Harry Ennis. It would have been even better if he was a proctologist but he was an OB/GYN.

Close enough (pun intended) wouldn't you say?

I've met a Link Pozo and a Dirk Grizzle

dez_yaoichan

in high school, there are a few names I will never forget.

Tropicana (Ta-piecey-a)
Hauttinawltou (Hottie-aw-two)
Shartwannia
Charkimmatly (Share-kim-mat-lie)

honest to goodness, I had to find my yearbook to spell these!

oh! and a girl from college

Stormy Waters

Mi2sc

I taught in the South and now am back in the North...

Sham'e (Sha-may, not Shame)
La' Paris
Proscha
Sable
Auqeis
Richane (a combination of her dad and mom's names Richard and Jane, she was a fellow teacher, Re-Shane)


But on a personal note I am J. Hancock (I sign EVERYTHING J Hancock)...so I love when the delivery guy says sign your John Hancock...hehehe!

nikinyx6

My nephew is Lykin...as in werewolf, only they wanted to spell it differently so it WOULDN'T be weird

goobalicious2k

There's a few people that I worked with that had strange names.

Dustin Cox (sounds more like a hobby than a name)

Richard Stocker

Harold Sach

JoeyliciousB

my sister is a labor and delivery nurse, a woman had twin girls, Ragina and Vagina pronounced Va-jeena)...poor little girl...

WOW!!!

Ladyslippers

My ex used to work with a Dr. Payne (who happened to be an incredibly talented physician and a really nice guy to boot).

lucyinthesky2007

I'm a cake decorator in a tiny southern town. You can only imagine some of the names I've had to write on cake. We actually have a list of shame Lol! The worst by far though are---- Girl: Manaja (pronounced Menage....as in Menage a trios) and Boys: Philander and Shart' Avious (pronounced Shar-Tavious) I kid you not! Honestly nothing surprises me anymore.

@lucyinthesky2 Have you ever seen this site? www.cakewrecks.com

I have actually! Many hours of good laughs!

easycure

I went to school with a galaxy star mooncruiser!

kittytrix

I worked with a woman named Tequila Johnson and no she didn't like to drink tequila, at least, not anymore. I'm sure we all have those stories. ;0)

ShareeMorty

A few I have come across... Twinklejane, Steely Dan, a family whose surname is Ford who named their kids: Fairlane, Fairmont, Telstar and Falcon, my cousin has 6 kids all with unusual names like Fisher, River, Tussock (can't remember the other 3 LOL)

velmaisvelma

I have always been picked on for my name.

The nerdy girl on Scooby Doo.... Velma. I was the 3rd generation Velma in my family. I am the LAST! My mother-in-law's name was Thelma, so we promised each other that if I had a child, she would not be named Thelma nor Velma. I kept that promise. My daughter's name is Angelynn.

My great-grandfather's name was Foot Smith
A Great-Great Uncle's name was Nefater (nuh-fay-tur)
My Great Grandmother's name was (Full Blooded Choctaw) Loonie (loony)

ferrytrip

1. Concepta
2. Majella

running_mum

It was on New Zealand news

A couple got stopped from naming their baby boy 4Real

Thank goodness! Brother who floolowed would be 4Sure an 4Ever........

SO DUMB!

4_Lisa

Anita Dyck...one of my teacher's wives had that name.

I know a lady named Iona Dyck...

notsosimplyabby

My family has names like Zebulon, Wincie, Sebron (pronounced Sea-born), Zilbert, Twins: Alton & Valton, Twins Ada & Brady (but pronounced Ady & Brady?)

WELCOME TO THE SOUTH, YALL!

tyrantduck

:laugh:

Anita Dyck...one of my teacher's wives had that name.

I know a lady named Iona Dyck...

OMFG I'm dying! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

plynn54

I have a relative called Stormy

yoovie

hate my name -_- my nickname is fine, but my whole first name... i dunno what my parents were thinking.

coachblt

Gretel
Bertha
D.I.C.K.

vim_n_vigor

I knew a girl named Starr Light Dean

So -either Starlight or
Stardine!

faireplay

My daughter's boyfriend's last name is ****...there is a list of names they will not be using for their children, trust me. On top of that, my other daughter's boyfriend's last name is Cox.

babygurl48

I saw a name Leduch Bagdasarian...when said fast sounded like Le Duchbag dasarian

Now this made me laugh out loud!..lol..

reshapemariah21

Conception. She worked at the local chick-fil-a. lol.

AuddAlise

I went to school with a Rainy Storm, Kandy Kane, and a Snow White (she actually looked like Snow White too).

AuddAlise

Oh, and my name is Cerdwin....nuff said.