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Happy Birthday!! If the Maya are correct, we have 18 days left to live...if i were you, i would spend those days drunk.
ETA: I just read your post about the canceled trip. I wouldn't even get her a card. TBH, I wouldn't be in contact with her at all anymore.0 -
Let me give you a background. We were supposed to take a trip to Costa Rica (girls only vacation), after purchasing the airline tix, splitting the hotel costs, bus fares, ect...I spent almost $1K on my part, she emails me and tells me she can't go (b/c she suddenly could not afford it). I found out later that she never bought the airline ticket in the first place...lied the ENTIRE time.
I didn't get my money back on anything (airline..thanks Continental) and hotels.. So it's safe to say that I'm still a little miffed at her.
Now I see that you simply misspelled "lying *kitten*" - sometimes autocorrect can be tricky on smart phones.0 -
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Let me give you a background. We were supposed to take a trip to Costa Rica (girls only vacation), after purchasing the airline tix, splitting the hotel costs, bus fares, ect...I spent almost $1K on my part, she emails me and tells me she can't go (b/c she suddenly could not afford it). I found out later that she never bought the airline ticket in the first place...lied the ENTIRE time.
I didn't get my money back on anything (airline..thanks Continental) and hotels.. So it's safe to say that I'm still a little miffed at her.
Happy Birthday, or did you lie about that too *****? oh BTW....Continental called, they want their mile high club card back since you didn't actually go.0 -
On her birthday tell her you forgot her card and you'll bring it the next day. The next day, hand her a piece of notebook paper with "Happy Birthday" scribbled on it.
Inside it says: I looked at some really nice cards for you at the store, but all my money is tied up in a trip I couldn't take so here's something special and hand made.
PS: You look old.
Then sign it and use glitter and hearts.0 -
Let me give you a background. We were supposed to take a trip to Costa Rica (girls only vacation), after purchasing the airline tix, splitting the hotel costs, bus fares, ect...I spent almost $1K on my part, she emails me and tells me she can't go (b/c she suddenly could not afford it). I found out later that she never bought the airline ticket in the first place...lied the ENTIRE time.
I didn't get my money back on anything (airline..thanks Continental) and hotels.. So it's safe to say that I'm still a little miffed at her.
"Since you lied and basically screwed me out of a grand, all I got you for your birthday was this lousy card. Have a great birthday"0 -
I bought these really nice boots for you, for your birthday, then I realized that they looked better on me. ( But I guess you would need to buy some nice boots).0
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photocopy your receipts from airline, etc., write "Happy Birthday" on them.0
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I have to write a birthday note to a quasi "friend" of mine that needs to sound somewhat meaningful, but not too much. Something more than "Happy Birthday", but not a bunch of sappy crap.
Ideas please, and don't hold back....this is a no-present bd too. Not a lot of $$ to spare.
Don't give her a card. Or just buy something generic and sign your name and be done with it. If I were this friend. I would prefer you didn't bother.0 -
Let me give you a background. We were supposed to take a trip to Costa Rica (girls only vacation), after purchasing the airline tix, splitting the hotel costs, bus fares, ect...I spent almost $1K on my part, she emails me and tells me she can't go (b/c she suddenly could not afford it). I found out later that she never bought the airline ticket in the first place...lied the ENTIRE time.
I didn't get my money back on anything (airline..thanks Continental) and hotels.. So it's safe to say that I'm still a little miffed at her.
How about...
"Happy Birthday, liar"
HAHA. This one gets my vote.
I also like something to the tune of...
"I was going to get you a card, but all my money is gone bc of the trip." Write it with some crayons on a piece of printer paper.0 -
Came across a bday card this wknd that my bro had sent me almost 30yrs ago. He was in HS and I in college. My 10yr old nephew thought it was hilarious and my bro even remembered giving it to me.
Something like, "Helen Waite & I got you a bday present." *open card* "So if you want your gift from me, go to Helen Waite!"
Oh, yeah!0 -
Let me give you a background. We were supposed to take a trip to Costa Rica (girls only vacation), after purchasing the airline tix, splitting the hotel costs, bus fares, ect...I spent almost $1K on my part, she emails me and tells me she can't go (b/c she suddenly could not afford it). I found out later that she never bought the airline ticket in the first place...lied the ENTIRE time.
I didn't get my money back on anything (airline..thanks Continental) and hotels.. So it's safe to say that I'm still a little miffed at her.
Oh hell no!! She would be lucky if she even got a damn birthday card! Smh!!
Send a text message wishing her a happy birthday. That is all.0 -
Let me give you a background. We were supposed to take a trip to Costa Rica (girls only vacation), after purchasing the airline tix, splitting the hotel costs, bus fares, ect...I spent almost $1K on my part, she emails me and tells me she can't go (b/c she suddenly could not afford it). I found out later that she never bought the airline ticket in the first place...lied the ENTIRE time.
I didn't get my money back on anything (airline..thanks Continental) and hotels.. So it's safe to say that I'm still a little miffed at her.0 -
Let me give you a background. We were supposed to take a trip to Costa Rica (girls only vacation), after purchasing the airline tix, splitting the hotel costs, bus fares, ect...I spent almost $1K on my part, she emails me and tells me she can't go (b/c she suddenly could not afford it). I found out later that she never bought the airline ticket in the first place...lied the ENTIRE time.
I didn't get my money back on anything (airline..thanks Continental) and hotels.. So it's safe to say that I'm still a little miffed at her.
Now I see that you simply misspelled "lying *kitten*" - sometimes autocorrect can be tricky on smart phones.
^^^
Yeah, I wouldn't get her *kitten*. She's not even worth the card.0 -
Congratulations on this anniversary of your vaginal breach. I'm glad you emerged the right way round and with the correct number of limbs.0
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Happy Birthday, I hope you enjoyed the gift I gave you. I thought it would come in really handy on the airplane coming back from Costa Rica.0
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Happy birthday, your not special but here is a card anyways.0
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Happy Birthday, or did you lie about that too *****?
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"Happy Birthday. You owe me a grand."0
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