Need help from sarcastic people!
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I gave my brother-in-law a birthday card that said "Happy Birthday! Go out and buy yourself something nice." There was no money in the card.0
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Tell them YOU know that THEY know YOU are NOT a good friend and that YOU just got them a cheap card.
Oh and have a bunch of strangers sign it for you.
LMAOOOOO!!! Having strangers sign the card is GOLDEN!!!!!!!!!!
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"You didn't die for a year, congratulations on your amazing accomplishment."
OMG!!!! This is the funniest thing EVER!!!!!!!!!0 -
" I was at the museum this morning and was admiring the dinosaurs when it hit me that you had a birthday coming up."0
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photocopy your receipts from airline, etc., write "Happy Birthday" on them.
I like this one. I just saw your reason for calling her "friend".0 -
Just write "happy birthday" on her facebook wall. She doesnt deserve a card.0
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photocopy your receipts from airline, etc., write "Happy Birthday" on them.
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"Facebook reminded me it was your birthday."
This.0 -
"Ah, another year gone. At least we'll always have Costa Rica!"0
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How about just a picture of you wearing a happy birthday hat holding a margarita in one hand and a middle finger on the other. When you turn it over it just says "sometimes words just aren't enough"0
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"Happy Birthday. You owe me $1,000."0
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In these situations my dad will always draw a nice picture on a paper bag that a card would come in with a little note that says "Times are tough.Times are hard. Here's your ******* Birthday Card! Everyone seems to love it. They keep them:ohwell:0
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"You didn't die for a year, congratulations on your amazing accomplishment."
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A simple "Happy Birthday" just won't do. No, not for you. So, I did a little research and found an ancient Latin American Birthday wish just for you. "Mentirosa!"
(That's Spanish for "Liar!". She would know that if she'd been to Costa Rica)0 -
Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of “you” to the world.
Just be sure to include the gift receipt because you know we’re taking that sh.it back.0 -
Say it with a jibjab. Dazzle people into thinking that you spent a lot of time on it. It takes less than five minutes.0
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Happy Birthday. You're gonna die...
EVENTUALLY!0 -
"If you had a party at Chuck E Cheese, I'd have bought you a wonderful and meaningful gift. But without games, pizza and cake, I just can't justify the purchase. I love you anyway. Happy birthday."0
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Happy Bday now go F yourself.0
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Happy Birthday.
Inside: What, you were expecting money to fall out?0
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