Stupid song lyrics

"but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"

Ew?

Well beauty is subjective...and well consider the source who's singing it.
Also, in the 70's he was sexy.

Yea and that pic is pretty unfair.

"And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime."

No...really?

OMG people really? You are questioning this, of all the possible dumb lyrics out there? Have you ever heard of a metaphor or shall I explain it? In this instance snow is used as a metaphor for both "water" (which they need in Africa) and a romanticized notion of winter/Christmas.

There was (and still IS) a major drought/famine famine in Africa. They cant grow food. People are starving. There IS a world outside YOUR window

But say a prayer,
pray for the other ones
At Christmastime it's hard,
but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window,
and it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing
is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that ring there
are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them
instead of you

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Where nothing ever grows
No rain or rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything...

Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink.
Tried to make me think.
Wanna go to my sink. And vomit.
Clean it up wit' Comet.
Earth is my planet.

Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my chapstick,
feelin' kinda car sick,
there's a Ford Maverick.


See? I'm the shiznit.

My brother knows Karl Marx
He met him eating mushrooms in the public park
He said: "What do you think of my manifesto?"
"I like your manifesto, put it to the testo"
Took me down to meet the anarchist party
Met a groovy guy, he was arty farty
Said: "I know a little Latin, a kissen an a kai
Said: "I dunno what it means", I said: "Neither do I"
Eat natural food baked twice daily
Fill your nostrils up with gravy
Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee
Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?"

"I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectul (damn girl)..damn you a sexy b tch". -Akon

But.....that's um...disrespectful

"And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime."

No...really?

OMG people really? You are questioning this, of all the possible dumb lyrics out there? Have you ever heard of a metaphor or shall I explain it? In this instance snow is used as a metaphor for both "water" (which they need in Africa) and a romanticized notion of winter/Christmas.

There was (and still IS) a major drought/famine famine in Africa. They cant grow food. People are starving. There IS a world outside YOUR window

But say a prayer,
pray for the other ones
At Christmastime it's hard,
but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window,
and it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing
is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that ring there
are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them
instead of you

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Where nothing ever grows
No rain or rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

Gee, thanks for that! I'm obviously a heartless guttersnipe with zero sense of humanity, a warped sense of humor (that part's true) and couldn't understand a metaphor to save my life because I chose one line from a song I happened to be singing along to.

Merry Christmas to you too, dear.

LOL...and a VERY Merry Christmas to you too my friend.

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Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

"And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime."

No...really?

OMG people really? You are questioning this, of all the possible dumb lyrics out there? Have you ever heard of a metaphor or shall I explain it? In this instance snow is used as a metaphor for both "water" (which they need in Africa) and a romanticized notion of winter/Christmas.

There was (and still IS) a major drought/famine famine in Africa. They cant grow food. People are starving. There IS a world outside YOUR window

But say a prayer,
pray for the other ones
At Christmastime it's hard,
but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window,
and it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing
is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that ring there
are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them
instead of you

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Where nothing ever grows
No rain or rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

"I am, I said to no one there. and no one heard at all, not even the chair." Well...yeah. When's the last time you had a good long talk with/from a chair? and were you sober at the time?