Humans suck... I wanna be a...

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  • smileMOR
    smileMOR Posts: 25
    simply a squirrel living in an amusement park.
    Where people are in awe of the overwhelming cuteness comes free food x) lol.
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    I would be...Manimal

    manimal-logo.jpg

    :laugh: :drinker:
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
    I would be...Manimal

    manimal-logo.jpg

    Wow. That is a stunningly (and awesomely) obscure reference. :drinker: :drinker:
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    A giant turtle, just gliding through the water. I'm sure bad things would happen, but I'd not be able to predict them and would probably get over them faster too. :sigh:
  • YoshiZelda
    YoshiZelda Posts: 340 Member
    An Elf warrior.
  • NotSoBigNeil
    NotSoBigNeil Posts: 215 Member
    A sloth. They have the ultimate existence :grumble:
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Direwolf.
  • xSakura
    xSakura Posts: 288 Member
    Penguin :bigsmile:
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
    Polar Bear or eagle.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Parasaurolophus or a quetzalcoatlus.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    A hybrid-human that is 7"6 that can fly
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
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    a Unicorn.

    Obviously they have invisibility powers since no one can see them, and they have all the other horse attributes.

    Since they can be invisible I will not be rounded up and eaten like a Mustang. (sorry Mustang wannabes.)
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    Parasaurolophus or a quetzalcoatlus.

    Will Quetzalcoatl return on December 21, 2012?
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    maybe i wanna be a Nazgul.

    then I'd go visit the ex... hehe

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  • MontanaB
    MontanaB Posts: 439 Member
    I'd be a snake.. I swear my reptiles have the cushiest lives ever!

    A rattlesnake or maybe a mountain kingsnake like my boy simba would be nice :)
  • justkeepswimng
    justkeepswimng Posts: 506
    A goddess
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    A Galapagos tortoise. The longest recorded lifespan (of a female in captivity) was estimated at 171 years old.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    ...fantasy sports team

    Why?
    Men totally obsess about their fantasy sports team. They talk about them all the time. They plan things to do with them. They take the time to find out how the team did that day. They relive their own glory days through the team's accomplishments - meaning if the team wins, then the man has won by proxy. They stress if their team has injuries. They only want the best for their team and go to great lengths to make sure they have the best. And they are always VERY excited when they get to play with their team. :bigsmile:
  • wibutterflymagic
    wibutterflymagic Posts: 788 Member
    A witch. I know, it's still a human, but I'd be able to fly and when people pissed me off I could turn them into a rat.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Parasaurolophus or a quetzalcoatlus.

    Will Quetzalcoatl return on December 21, 2012?

    Yes, Nostradamus predicted it:
    nostradamus-meme-generator-december-21-2012-dinosaurs-will-roam-the-earth-again-5a203e.jpg
  • yogsvr4
    yogsvr4 Posts: 149 Member
    I want to be a great white shark. I've always wanted to try hunting seal :laugh:
  • ncthomas09
    ncthomas09 Posts: 322 Member
    A dog because they're always so happy.....oh look a ball....YAY!!!
  • crazytreelady
    crazytreelady Posts: 752 Member
    The Angel of Death:

    Because I would like to be with some one during their darkest hour, to comfort them in their time of need, when they are their absolute most vulnerable.
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    A dog because they're always so happy.....oh look a ball....YAY!!!

    SQUIRREL!!!!!!!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    ...fantasy sports team

    Why?
    Men totally obsess about their fantasy sports team. They talk about them all the time. They plan things to do with them. They take the time to find out how the team did that day. They relive their own glory days through the team's accomplishments - meaning if the team wins, then the man has won by proxy. They stress if their team has injuries. They only want the best for their team and go to great lengths to make sure they have the best. And they are always VERY excited when they get to play with their team. :bigsmile:

    :laugh:
  • sophididdlipops
    sophididdlipops Posts: 3
    Turtle!
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    vampire :D
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    A kitty cat! *preens*
  • LeeroyJenkins04
    LeeroyJenkins04 Posts: 37
    a donkey so i can be the finest *kitten* around

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