Give Me Your Personal Information

SeaRunner26
SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
Since I'm short on cash this time of years, I've decided to go into identity theft. Since I see that it's common place to have threads like "when's your birthday", "where did you grow up", "what's your high school mascot" and so on, I figure I'll just be blunt and ask that you just reveal all you web account secret questions. Feel free to add in your social security number and mother's maiden name. Bank names and account numbers would be helpful too. Credit cards as well. Thanks in advance!

(By the way, for those of you shaking your heads in disgust, this is just satire. It's okay, I didn't really mean it.)
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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    What, no takers? This is going to be harder than I thought. I need a new plan.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    I'm Batman
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    Sure. No problem. I want you to be able to buy to your hearts desire.

    My full name is Jamie P. SeaRunner

    My mothers maiden name is Yomomma

    My social security number is 666-66-6666

    I have over 15 trillion dollars in my account. Here's the info:

    FU National Bank

    Acount number: 000000000000000100

    Have fun spending my money!!!


    P. S. I always carry tons of cash and constantly walk through dark, deserted alleys. Just in case you wanted to rob me the good old fashioned way. : )
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
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  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
    If you stole my identity you'd be in a worse financial situation than you currently are...
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Since I'm short on cash this time of years, I've decided to go into identity theft. Since I see that it's common place to have threads like "when's your birthday", "where did you grow up", "what's your high school mascot" and so on, I figure I'll just be blunt and ask that you just reveal all you web account secret questions. Feel free to add in your social security number and mother's maiden name. Bank names and account numbers would be helpful too. Credit cards as well. Thanks in advance!

    (By the way, for those of you shaking your heads in disgust, this is just satire. It's okay, I didn't really mean it.)

    Since you asked......my bank card pin code is BOSCO.
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    My mother's maiden name was Latrine. (It used to be Sh!thouse, but we changed it.)
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  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    BR-549....Junior Samples
  • Going4Lean
    Going4Lean Posts: 1,078 Member
    I think this is a funny thread so bumping.
  • JimLeonardRN
    JimLeonardRN Posts: 296 Member
    If you stole my identity you'd give it back. With a telephone number of a financial councelor.
  • harleydall76
    harleydall76 Posts: 586 Member
    I'm Julia Gulia
  • gpstrucker
    gpstrucker Posts: 930 Member
    Name : Rushing P. Water

    Social Security # 1 (yeah, I'm old).

    Credit Card : Bank Of Babylon # 0110 1001
  • Troll
    Troll Posts: 922 Member
    Since I'm short on cash this time of years, I've decided to go into identity theft. Since I see that it's common place to have threads like "when's your birthday", "where did you grow up", "what's your high school mascot" and so on, I figure I'll just be blunt and ask that you just reveal all you web account secret questions. Feel free to add in your social security number and mother's maiden name. Bank names and account numbers would be helpful too. Credit cards as well. Thanks in advance!

    (By the way, for those of you shaking your heads in disgust, this is just satire. It's okay, I didn't really mean it.)

    i cant in good conscience give you mine. im $7386 in debt and have $38 to my name. no bank accounts to speak of.

    however-ive heard kidneys are selling well on the black market
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  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    My mother's maiden name was Latrine. (It used to be Sh!thouse, but we changed it.)

    men in tights! Nice..
  • tracypk
    tracypk Posts: 233 Member
    I'm Batman

    ROFL
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Now we're gettin' somewhere.

    I'm also a (insert foreign country) prince and am trying to get citizenship in (insert your country). The fee is $500 cash but I only have a $100,000 cashiers check. For some reason, even though I'm royalty, I don't have a bank account. So I'll send the cashiers check to you, you deposit it in your bank, and then send me cash back. You can keep half for your troubles. I think this is how it works.
  • Birthdate: Well, I've been around since before Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and shame.

    Occupation: I drove a tank and held a generals rank

    Oh, BTW, Pleased to meet ya, hope you GUESS mah Name.......
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Hey! You stole my identity!
  • cad39too
    cad39too Posts: 874 Member
    I am......







































    Spartcus
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
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  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
    My contribution:
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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I'm Julia Gulia

    No you're not. You're Julia Hart. You never married Glenn. You married Robbie. Don't your remember?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Birthdate: Well, I've been around since before Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and shame.

    Occupation: I drove a tank and held a generals rank

    Oh, BTW, Pleased to meet ya, hope you GUESS mah Name.......
    you sir are the debil......\m/