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NSV...Funny but True!

BigDnSW
BigDnSW Posts: 641 Member
edited January 6 in Success Stories
Yesterday after work, I had changed into my evening clothes...a pair of gym shorts (now way too big and I forgot to tie the drawstring) and an oversized T shirt....yup, going "commando". I was walking to the kitchen to prep dinner with SW (SuperWife) as we usually do. It's fun and romantic.

Well, I got there and had to sneeze real bad that before I could stop it or turn away, I sneezed out a huge one. I mean a monster sneeze. I sneezed so hard that when I exhaled, my shorts hit the floor around my ankles.
Totally unphased after 33+ years of marriage and my antics, SW smiled and said, "I don't beleive you've ever used that come on line before." Before I could recover, we both laughed.

Thankful for the inches and weight loss. I'll leave the rest of the story to your imagination.
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  • Kaathmandu
    Kaathmandu Posts: 129
    LOL cool!
  • MelStren
    MelStren Posts: 457 Member
    So dinner was late?
  • MBCook2
    MBCook2 Posts: 34 Member
    That's hilarious! Great story. And congrats on the 62 pounds. Well done!
  • sunnyside1213
    sunnyside1213 Posts: 1,205 Member
    Hilarious.
  • Winwin101
    Winwin101 Posts: 82 Member
    LOL!!!:laugh: I can honestly say that is an original come on line! Congrats on your excellent NSV and my the results lead you to more happiness...er..more than you've already had! :drinker:
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    I'll leave the rest of the story to your imagination.
    You pooped yourself when you sneezed. Am I right?
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    Congrats!

    My experience is similar. After losing weight my undies don't stay in place anymore and jogging is much more enjoyable when your britches aren't falling down. I almost lost my pants like you did when we moved the week after Thanksgiving and I was arrying out one end of my mattress. Yikes, the neighbors dont need to see my fanny!
  • Duck_Puddle
    Duck_Puddle Posts: 3,237 Member
    NSV and a workout. Bonus!
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    This was awesome to read. :)
  • gailmelanie
    gailmelanie Posts: 210 Member
    I like your wife. She sounds like someone you would want to be around a lot and for a long time. Congratulations on your success at weight loss and fitness and a long, happy marriage. May they both continue.
  • Colbyandsage
    Colbyandsage Posts: 751 Member
    Love this story! Thanks for sharing!
  • natesangel
    natesangel Posts: 210 Member
    thank you for that, i needed that kind of laugh today!! Great NSV, funny times with the wife and i can see my dh (dear hubby) and i doing stuff like that too!
  • walkingforward
    walkingforward Posts: 174 Member
    :laugh:
  • katiedidit1
    katiedidit1 Posts: 39 Member
    Sounds like something that would happen in my house:wink:
    Thanks for the great laugh!
  • Sherbog
    Sherbog Posts: 1,075 Member
    Thanks for sharing....loved it. Looking forward to your before and progress pictures.

    Shirley in Oregon
  • megsmom2
    megsmom2 Posts: 2,362 Member
    Thanks for the smile! Good for you!
  • Qskim
    Qskim Posts: 1,145 Member
    Hilarious and lovely! Sounds like something hubs would say to me!
  • DonaA123
    DonaA123 Posts: 337 Member
    lol:laugh:
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    I'll leave the rest of the story to your imagination.
    You farted out loud too after that? :laugh:
  • cm1458
    cm1458 Posts: 742 Member
    lol this is great. great work and thanks for sharing!
  • bridgelene
    bridgelene Posts: 358 Member
    HAH! That's awesome! And what a way for you guys to reinforce your fabulous NSV and progress ;-D
  • Findingmyathlete
    Findingmyathlete Posts: 57 Member
    lol!! love it. thank you for sharing. Best NSV i have read so far :)
  • Rocking_Robin
    Rocking_Robin Posts: 238 Member
    Giggles....hahaha!! Your story certainly beats mine!!!
  • 33Freya
    33Freya Posts: 468 Member
    Awwww Super Wife!! Love it!
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Quick wit is so sexy on a women. Congrats to you friend!
  • FallingInLoveWithMe
    FallingInLoveWithMe Posts: 92 Member
    lolz that's awesome!
  • BigDnSW
    BigDnSW Posts: 641 Member
    The rest of the story??? Hah! Let's just say we burned some cals.
  • Breeli0519
    Breeli0519 Posts: 63 Member
    That's fantastic! I can totally imagine that same scenario in our home! HA!

    Congrats on the weight loss!
  • Erica262
    Erica262 Posts: 226 Member
    Pahahahaha best NSV ever!
  • OddballExtreme
    OddballExtreme Posts: 296 Member
    Thanks for sharing this! It just made my day completely! :laugh:
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