Favorite lines from Christmas Movies

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse.

    Stole my answer. Basically anything from Christmas Vacation.

    LOL...right there with you on this.
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    You sit on a throne of lies!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Yippee ki-yay, motherfudger!


    i dare someone to show me how Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    "Sh*tters Full!"

    :love:
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    "I forgot my jelly beans"
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
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  • superpapa16
    superpapa16 Posts: 244 Member
    "You're young, you're so young...You know my papa, he didn't make master tinker till he was 490."

    "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup."
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    "No securities. No stocks. No bonds. Nothing but a miserable little five hundred dollar equity in a life insurance policy. (chuckles) You're worth more dead than alive."

    Cracks me up every time
  • BanjoKd
    BanjoKd Posts: 150
    You surprised to see us, Clark?
    Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
  • crazy4lulu
    crazy4lulu Posts: 822 Member
    Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    Here's the video of clark's rant, mentioned above. It's my favorite, too.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGxyIhsSAow
  • superpapa16
    superpapa16 Posts: 244 Member
    "I forgot my jelly beans"

    Possibly the best version of A Christmas Carol.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead.


    1,2...10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Pnknlvr96
    Pnknlvr96 Posts: 104 Member
    Anything from Scrooged, especially this one: "All day long, I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work... 'My back hurts,' 'My legs ache,' 'I'm only four!' The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better! "

    And anything from A Christmas Story: "I can't put my arms down!!"
  • jennapony
    jennapony Posts: 73 Member
    "Yippee Ki Yay MOTHEr-F$#@ER"

    I should probably elaborate and say that Die Hard is considered a Christmas movie in my house
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    "If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised than I am right now."
    YES!
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    "No securities. No stocks. No bonds. Nothing but a miserable little five hundred dollar equity in a life insurance policy. (chuckles) You're worth more dead than alive."

    Cracks me up every time
    He got his in the end, though.

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    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/its-a-wonderful-life-lost-ending/278730/
  • love2cycle
    love2cycle Posts: 448 Member
    From White Christmas, my daughter and I just watched it the other night!

    Phil Davis: My dear partner, when what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left.
    Bob Wallace: When I figure out what that means I'll come up with a crushing reply.
  • tryclyn
    tryclyn Posts: 2,414 Member
    You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.


    Boy: Santa doesn't drink champagne. Santa only drinks milk.
    George: [quietly] Listen. Santa can't drink no more milk. Santa has a lactose intolerance, and it gives him horrible gas pains. Do you want to see Santa farting down everybody's chimney?

    -The Ref
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    "FranCISco, ohhh that's fun to say. FranCIScooo, FranCIScooo..."
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    "I forgot my jelly beans"

    Possibly the best version of A Christmas Carol.

    I'm glad someone caught it. :D

    "It is the American way!"

    *whisper whisper*

    "It is the British way!"
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    From White Christmas, my daughter and I just watched it the other night!

    Phil Davis: My dear partner, when what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left.
    Bob Wallace: When I figure out what that means I'll come up with a crushing reply.


    Love that line, love that movie..... I watch it every year!


    Also Buddy the Elf "SANTA!! Santa's coming!! I KNOW him!!!"
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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  • Captainobvvious
    Captainobvvious Posts: 272 Member
    "To my big brother George, the richest man in town!"
    ~Its a Wonderful Life

    Love that movie... I cry every time!
  • Carlyannabelle
    Carlyannabelle Posts: 621 Member
    "You'll shoot your eye out!!!"
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse.


    Yikes may be too many swears for MFP.

    I just realized we posted this at the same time...and I just realized it's riddled with swears. Woops lol
  • jr1985
    jr1985 Posts: 1,033 Member
    "George Bailey... What's he doing here?"..."HE'S MAKING VIOLENT LOVE TO ME MOTHER!!!" - 'It's a wonderful life...
  • jr1985
    jr1985 Posts: 1,033 Member
    "I Got along just fine without you when I was in the Army Emma"... "IT TOOK 15,000 MEN TO TAKE MY PLACE!" - White Christmas
  • amyjo111279
    amyjo111279 Posts: 3
    "Bye Buddy... Hope you find your dad....!!!"

    From Elf :)
  • punkinrn
    punkinrn Posts: 32 Member
    "You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."


    Makes me think of my mother in law! oh i love it!

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