Favorite lines from Christmas Movies

"Is your house on fire, Clark?
No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights"

Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Bend over and I'll show you.
You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
I wasn't talking to you

Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?

Mom I cant put my arms down...

Put your arms down when you get to school

Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.
You serious, Clark?

"You'll shoot your eye out kid. Ho. Ho. Ho."

Yep

Santa! I know him!

Buddy the Elf..

Grinch is mine as well!!!

One of my favorites, "Keep the change you filthy animal. Home Alone.
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You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.


Boy: Santa doesn't drink champagne. Santa only drinks milk.
George: [quietly] Listen. Santa can't drink no more milk. Santa has a lactose intolerance, and it gives him horrible gas pains. Do you want to see Santa farting down everybody's chimney?

-The Ref

THIS! also, from the same movie:

From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.

and, the one my husband and i want to use every Christmas...

Lloyd: So, do you think we should go untie everybody?
Caroline: No. I think we should unwrap them in the morning. It'll be more festive. :drinker:

Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer:

Yukon Cornelius: This fog's as thick as peanut butter!
Hermey: You mean pea soup.
Yukon Cornelius: You eat what you like, and I'll eat what I like!

Christmas Vacation:

Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh##! Where's the Tylenol?

"He's an angry elf."

Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Mrs. Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out.

--- A Christmas Story

"There was only one thing in the world that could pull me away for the glow of electric sex in the window."