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Calling into work tomorrow...

Posts: 888 Member
edited January 6 in Chit-Chat
Which excuse should I use?


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OR...

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Other suggestions are welcome.

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  • Posts: 1,309 Member
    How about, "Yeah, I don't feel like coming in today...."
  • Posts: 2,603 Member
    Tell them your HSV is acting up
  • Posts: 586 Member
    Tell them you're preparing for the end of the world next Friday.
  • Posts: 3,569 Member
    I'll breathe on you. You'll have a sore throat and stuffy nose in a few hours. Fixed.
  • Posts: 5,404 Member
    Tell them someone gave you false compliments at work and you're very upset!
  • Posts: 233 Member
    2nut4cm.jpg

    My best recommendation
  • Posts: 611 Member
    2nut4cm.jpg

    My best recommendation


    LOL
  • Posts: 176 Member
    How about "I am feeling to good to come in today!" :wink:
  • Posts: 1,103 Member
    Tell them someone gave you false compliments at work and you're very upset!

    *Cracks up* This for the win!
  • Posts: 1,444 Member
    2nut4cm.jpg

    My best recommendation

    haha, that is awesome
  • Posts: 888 Member
    Hahah, these replies are great!
  • Posts: 49 Member
    Tell them you have an eye problem... you just can't see yourself being at work tomorrow.
  • Posts: 680 Member
    You need a 'Mental Health Day'
  • Posts: 1,152
    Tell them you have anal glaucoma and you can't see your *kitten* coming into work today.
  • Posts: 34,971 Member
    I just hope they don't come across this and figure out it is you..lmao. Didn't this happen to someone but on a social network? They were talking about calling in sick and got busted?
  • Posts: 17,121 Member
    cramps
  • Posts: 586 Member
    You could also say you're having an awesome hair day and can't see wasting it being at work.............
  • Posts: 5,044 Member
    Just tell them you are sore.:blushing:
  • Posts: 7,173 Member
    Just say you have the sniffles & when you consulted WebMD about it you found out you have every disease known to mankind...
  • Posts: 560 Member
    Just tell them you're sick of work.
  • Posts: 17,121 Member
    call in healthy.

    tell them you just feel too good to come in.
  • Posts: 1,462 Member
    I QUIT!
    Works every time :laugh:
  • Posts: 22 Member
    Bad case of the Mondays.
  • Posts: 1,600 Member
    Tell them you're preparing for the end of the world next Friday.

    good one! I totally think I need to use this next week....
    call in healthy.

    tell them you just feel too good to come in.
    I feel like I'm becoming your stalker but holy cow you're freaken hilerous :laugh: Either that or I'm so bored that everything is making me laugh
  • Posts: 162 Member
    My staff calls off to me when they're sick and one day I was in the shower when one of them called and they told my 8yo to tell me that they wouldn't be to work that day because they couldn't stop pooping...my son thought it was hilarious and I didn't question it
  • Posts: 1,462 Member
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