dew worm diet?

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  • Brittany3914
    Brittany3914 Posts: 258 Member
    Question:
    How could you have an appetite after swallowing a worm? Did she eat the meal first, then the worm for dessert?

    Sick. Are they digested whole? This grosses me out.
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
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    this is about 100 different kinds of awesome, unlike the other worm eating gif that made me throw up in my mouth a little... that was 1000 different kinds of <<gag>> awesome..... :noway:
  • twinketta
    twinketta Posts: 2,130 Member
    Ew.

    I`m with you!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    what the freaking hell
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
    how do you log these worms into the MFP diary??


    = )
  • _KATzMeow
    _KATzMeow Posts: 336 Member
    I hope you are posting this to be funny!
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    MURDERERS!!!
  • skinnybitchbarbie27
    skinnybitchbarbie27 Posts: 306 Member
    Screw the worms, just have someone tie your hands behind your back and not allow you to the fridge. Beause that's how crazy you sound.
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    Screw the worms, just have someone tie your hands behind your back and not allow you to the fridge. Beause that's how crazy you sound.
    SOMEONE SHOULD REPORT THE OP THIS IS HORRIBLE PEOPLE R GOING TO DIE
  • RhineDHP
    RhineDHP Posts: 1,025 Member
    People eat bugs and insects all the time in other countries as a part of their daily diet. Just saying.


    That being said, no, I would not eat a worm. That also reminds me, I dunno how I got there (powers of internet be), but there was a thread somewhere out there of people seriously wanting to get their hands on tape worms to eat because they claim that "Nothing has worked, I'm desperate!"

    All they want is an easy out.
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    Screw the worms

    I'm sorry but who is the crazy one really
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Mountain dew makes you loose weight??
  • Gerald_King
    Gerald_King Posts: 2,031 Member
    Why would anybody want to eat night crawlers unless you're Bear Grills
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    this is about 100 different kinds of awesome, unlike the other worm eating gif that made me throw up in my mouth a little... that was 1000 different kinds of <<gag>> awesome..... :noway:

    I love that man.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    No.
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  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?
    I just asked her, she said it doesn't matter, so you can enjoy them however you like.
    Please report back your experience!
  • bverk
    bverk Posts: 7 Member
    The dew worm in Latin Lumbricina. When entering the stomach cavity because of the high acidic levels will eject it's larvae in a slime substance that will protect them from the acid bath. As the parent disintegrates, the larvae pass into the colon where they embed themselves into the colon lining and remain there eating all nutrients that the person ingests. The person (host) not realizing it, are infesting themselves with alien creatures to the human body which is actually causing the person to starve to death eventually. After daeth, the host will decompose at a rapid rate seeing that the Lumbricina have taken up residence within and will not require entrance from the exterior.

    Enjoy your Lumbricina Lasagna
    :noway:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Sounds great! I'll be sure to watch Dr. Oz for this fantastic new diet.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    Screw the worms, just have someone tie your hands behind your back and not allow you to the fridge. Beause that's how crazy you sound.
    SOMEONE SHOULD REPORT THE OP THIS IS HORRIBLE PEOPLE R GOING TO DIE

    Where are the mods??? Save us!!!!! SAAAAAVE US SUPERSCOTT!!!!!
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
    The dew worm in Latin Lumbricina. When entering the stomach cavity because of the high acidic levels will eject it's larvae in a slime substance that will protect them from the acid bath. As the parent disintegrates, the larvae pass into the colon where they embed themselves into the colon lining and remain there eating all nutrients that the person ingests. The person (host) not realizing it, are infesting themselves with alien creatures to the human body which is actually causing the person to starve to death eventually. After daeth, the host will decompose at a rapid rate seeing that the Lumbricina have taken up residence within and will not require entrance from the exterior.

    Enjoy your Lumbricina Lasagna
    :noway:
    Wow... Who would actually willingly eat those?!
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?
    I just asked her, she said it doesn't matter, so you can enjoy them however you like.
    Please report back your experience!

    No dude. I'm not eating worms. I was just curious how that worked.
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?
    I just asked her, she said it doesn't matter, so you can enjoy them however you like.
    Please report back your experience!

    No dude. I'm not eating worms. I was just curious how that worked.
    You're no fun. Why are you here? For the chit-chat, or the games?
  • mrs_schultz2012
    mrs_schultz2012 Posts: 395 Member
    The dew worm in Latin Lumbricina. When entering the stomach cavity because of the high acidic levels will eject it's larvae in a slime substance that will protect them from the acid bath. As the parent disintegrates, the larvae pass into the colon where they embed themselves into the colon lining and remain there eating all nutrients that the person ingests. The person (host) not realizing it, are infesting themselves with alien creatures to the human body which is actually causing the person to starve to death eventually. After daeth, the host will decompose at a rapid rate seeing that the Lumbricina have taken up residence within and will not require entrance from the exterior.

    Enjoy your Lumbricina Lasagna
    :noway:
    Wow... Who would actually willingly eat those?!


    WOW, yeah, that sounds like a great diet that they should show on TV....but then again, it IS Dr Oz.....supposidly....:noway:
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?
    I just asked her, she said it doesn't matter, so you can enjoy them however you like.
    Please report back your experience!

    No dude. I'm not eating worms. I was just curious how that worked.
    You're no fun. Why are you here? For the chit-chat, or the games?

    I'm here for the pictures of babies.
  • icimani
    icimani Posts: 1,454 Member
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  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    Loved that book!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Why only 3 worms? If I'm going to go on the dew worm diet I'm going to make sure I eat my fill

    right cause you need to eat your dew worm exercise back..cause they're like working out in the your stomach and it's your stomach right? so technically it is you doing the exercise, so you should be able to eat their exercise cals back..right? am I right?

    dafuque?

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