dew worm diet?

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  • mrs_schultz2012
    mrs_schultz2012 Posts: 395 Member
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    hahaha love it
  • babyblooz
    babyblooz Posts: 220 Member
    Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?

    :noway:

    Oh wait.... you said MASTICATE.
  • vkruithof
    vkruithof Posts: 227 Member
    You could also try eating fleas and growing tape worms =) or maybe getting mono I hear that makes people drop weight quickly too ;-)

    :flowerforyou:

    Nah, I had mono 4 years ago. Made me excruciatingly tired, but alas I really didn't lose any major weight.

    I did however eat the worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle once in my 20's that made me sick!

    Dew worms, yeah I think I'll pass. I have never consciously eaten bugs! Ick pooey!
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?

    :noway:

    Oh wait.... you said MASTICATE.

    :) Sorry. I should save the fancy words for a different crowd. :P
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    you know...come to think of it, I've eat quite a few worms.... :wink:
  • Luvmesumkenny
    Luvmesumkenny Posts: 779 Member
    Dr Oz is a baaaaad name to bring up on this site....just a heads up lol


    WTF is a Dew Worm???? Is it kinda like the worm at the bottom of a Tequila bottle but in a Mountain Dew Can??
  • elelynjanv
    elelynjanv Posts: 10 Member
    Reminds me of the song I used to sing when I was a kid:

    "NOBODY LIKES ME!
    EVERYBODY HATES ME!
    I'M GONNA GO EAT WORMS!
    BIG FAT JUICY ONES!
    LONG SIZE SKINNY ONES!
    ITSY, BITSY, TEENY, WEENY WORMS!

    :sad:
  • elelynjanv
    elelynjanv Posts: 10 Member
    Here's the link to the song with a very funny video on You tube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDQHjYIojTs

    :laugh:
  • katisabanana
    katisabanana Posts: 185 Member
    i am intrigued... tell me more.

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    bahahaha.
  • rose313
    rose313 Posts: 1,146 Member
    I lost 75 pounds in three weeks too!
  • babyblooz
    babyblooz Posts: 220 Member
    Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?

    :noway:

    Oh wait.... you said MASTICATE.

    :) Sorry. I should save the fancy words for a different crowd. :P

    My attempt at a dirty joke has failed. Guess I'll go eat worms.
  • Jamie_Lauren
    Jamie_Lauren Posts: 211 Member
    Or you can try the other NEW FAD AMAZING DIET where you simply eat healthy and move your *kitten* off the couch....IT'S THAT SIMPLE :drinker:

    Worms laying larvae in my colon? No thanks I'll pass....
  • kimmysueneal
    kimmysueneal Posts: 83 Member
    The dew worm in Latin Lumbricina. When entering the stomach cavity because of the high acidic levels will eject it's larvae in a slime substance that will protect them from the acid bath. As the parent disintegrates, the larvae pass into the colon where they embed themselves into the colon lining and remain there eating all nutrients that the person ingests. The person (host) not realizing it, are infesting themselves with alien creatures to the human body which is actually causing the person to starve to death eventually. After daeth, the host will decompose at a rapid rate seeing that the Lumbricina have taken up residence within and will not require entrance from the exterior.

    Enjoy your Lumbricina Lasagna
    :noway:



    This is just horrifying!
  • realme56
    realme56 Posts: 1,093 Member
    Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?

    :noway:

    Oh wait.... you said MASTICATE.

    :) Sorry. I should save the fancy words for a different crowd. :P

    My attempt at a dirty joke has failed. Guess I'll go eat worms.

    I thought it was very witty!
  • DarkHours
    DarkHours Posts: 12 Member
    My god.
    You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.

    Please remember:
    Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.

    Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
    No profit margin.

    Try thinking. It's all the rage.

    This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    My god.
    You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.

    Please remember:
    Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.

    Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
    No profit margin.

    Try thinking. It's all the rage.

    This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.

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  • babyblooz
    babyblooz Posts: 220 Member
    Wow, you sure told us! It's good that you're here to point out the obvious and keep us all in line. :ohwell:
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    Only if I can swallow a dozen deep fried crappie fillets afterwards!
  • Rachelle1016
    Rachelle1016 Posts: 61
    My god.
    You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.

    Please remember:
    Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.

    Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
    No profit margin.

    Try thinking. It's all the rage.

    This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.

    Unfortunately I don't believe thinking IS all the rage. So few people actually do it now.
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    My god.
    You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.

    Please remember:
    Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.

    Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
    No profit margin.

    Try thinking. It's all the rage.

    This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.

    Seriously dude. The troll got trolled. or did you miss it?
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    My god.
    You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.

    Please remember:
    Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.

    Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
    No profit margin.

    Try thinking. It's all the rage.

    This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.
    Are you saying I shouldn't try it? I don't think my co-worker would lie to me about being invited to the Dr. Oz show.
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    I lost 75 pounds in three weeks too!

    Did you lose a boob?

    And how would you log that? How much sodium is there per worm?
  • whiteheaddg
    whiteheaddg Posts: 325 Member
    My god.
    You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.

    Please remember:
    Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.

    Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
    No profit margin.

    Try thinking. It's all the rage.

    This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.

    I don't think you are being very supportive. We should all rally around the OP and their attempt at a brighter leaner future through dew worm consumption. Your negativity will likely only contribute to self-loathing.

    Go for it, OP!!! Double down and eat six of the little buggers.
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
    im just going to stick with salad :sick:
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    WTF is a dew worm? Is that like the worm at the bottom of a Mountain Dew bottle?
    hahahaha

    LOL I 'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this .... Or I thought it was gonna be a news story on how they found worms in mountian dew or something
  • ironmonkeystyle
    ironmonkeystyle Posts: 834 Member
    They see me trollin'
    They hatin'

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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    MORE NOEL.

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  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I support this idea. Sounds clean and organic.
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
    My god.
    You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.

    Please remember:
    Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.

    Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
    No profit margin.

    Try thinking. It's all the rage.

    This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.
    Are you saying I shouldn't try it? I don't think my co-worker would lie to me about being invited to the Dr. Oz show.

    Read your profile, since you state you're against fad diets, I'm going with you won't do it. Nice try though! :drinker:
  • sarahisme18
    sarahisme18 Posts: 574 Member
    Dr Oz is a baaaaad name to bring up on this site....just a heads up lol

    Haha, I love how that's the first thing you notice. :laugh: Like, oh, worms... no problem. 75lbs in 3 weeks, sure! I'm in. But Dr. Oz? OH WATCH OUT.

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