MEN are better then WOMEN at.........

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  • mdyorston
    mdyorston Posts: 158
    opening jars.............
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    ...impregnating other women.
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    I want to live in a world where people don't make bull**** generalizations about people based on their sex. It's no different than making generalizations about race. People are people. Some people are good at some things. Other people are good at other things. It's got nothing to do with your genitals. Perpetuating these generalizations does real damage to young people of both genders. It limits their potential and creates inner conflict between what they want to do/be and what they are told they should do/be. This thread is asinine.

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  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    aiming with their pee but only if challenged and not stoned/sleepy/turned on/spaced out.
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    We're better at not having drama with our guy friends.

    And that's why my closest friends are either guys or girls who are tomboys.
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    ...writing your name in the snow. Yeah doesn't work for us at all!!

    I'm curious to know if you've ever actually tried...pics or it didn't happen! ROFL!
  • whooter
    whooter Posts: 47
    ...writing your name in the snow. Yeah doesn't work for us at all!!

    Sure it does.

    If you print.
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    Men are better at the following:

    Hiding feelings
    Not crying
    Sports
    Having sex when mad at their other half
    Not caring if someone is talking *kitten* about them
    Celebrating every thing with a drink
    Going to work with a hangover
    Being drunk and not getting too sappy and catty
    Thinking with their 2nd head
    Wishing women would just fu*k, cook and be mute
    Forgetting anniversaries, birthdays and other special occasions

    Did I forget anything lol?
  • samerzz16
    samerzz16 Posts: 102
    Men are better at the following:

    Hiding feelings
    Not crying
    Sports
    Having sex when mad at their other half
    Not caring if someone is talking *kitten* about them
    Celebrating every thing with a drink
    Going to work with a hangover
    Being drunk and not getting too sappy and catty
    Thinking with their 2nd head
    Wishing women would just fu*k, cook and be mute
    Forgetting anniversaries, birthdays and other special occasions

    Did I forget anything lol?


    woah woah woah....I do all the cooking :-p
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    ROFL nice ;-)
  • ashesfromfire
    ashesfromfire Posts: 867 Member
    .....having penises
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
    ...writing your name in the snow. Yeah doesn't work for us at all!!

    Sure it does.

    If you print.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
    Quickies :tongue:
  • samerzz16
    samerzz16 Posts: 102
    Quickies :tongue:

    Just means you havn't been with a real man then :wink:
  • Nataliaho
    Nataliaho Posts: 878 Member
    Deluding themselves... clearly
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Deluding themselves... clearly

    Guy gets on scale, sees 200 lbs: "cool. Lets go get something else done"

    Girl gets on the scale: "well, it said 170 lbs but I am wearing clothes and thats gotta be at least 20 lbs. And then my hair is still wet because of moisture outside so thats another 5 lbs and can't forget about the 2 lbs worth of makeup I got on so really, I am 143 lbs"
  • don666car
    don666car Posts: 167 Member
    KNOWING WHAT WOMEN ARE FEELING
    KEEPING THE BATHROOM CLEAN
    FOLDING CLOTHS
    KNOWING EVERYONES BIRTHDAY
    TALKING ON THE PHONE
    PICKING GREAT GIFTS
    KNOWING WHAT TO WEAR TO EVENTS
    PLANNING PARTIES
    HELPING CHILDREN WITH HOME WORK
    TELLING OUR FRIENDS IF THEY NEED A MAKE OVER

    <<<<WE JUST CANT DO THINGS LIKE>>>>
    BACK INTO PARKING SPACES
    KNOW THE DIFFRENCE FROM A SLIDER TO A CURVE
    FIND ANYTHING ON A MAP
    KNOW THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN A CRESNT WRENCK AND CHANNEL LOCKS
    CHANGE A FLAT
    CLEAN A GUTTER
    ENICATATE SEX
    CUTTING LAWNS
    ANY KIND OF ELECTRONIC SET UP
    MAKING OURSELF HAPPY ALONE
  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
    Drinving
  • eatrainsmile
    eatrainsmile Posts: 220 Member
    must have been said but surely "driving"
    women in the traffic usually piss me off so badly although I am a woman myself.
  • NocturnalGirl
    NocturnalGirl Posts: 1,762
    being *kitten*
  • EricEJ
    EricEJ Posts: 5
    having useless nipples.

    Haha, awesome! That one made me laugh this morning. I'm afraid I'll never find a good use for these things. :)
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
    We're better at not having drama with our guy friends.


    I have to agree on this.... Sorry ladies.
  • rileamoyer
    rileamoyer Posts: 2,412 Member
    Get real folks, men are better at opening jars with stuck lids!!!!
    :smile:
  • avlama
    avlama Posts: 502 Member
    inhaling their food....boy can they eat fast :-)
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
    being *kitten*

    I don't think we have this market cornered.
  • TheRealJigsaw
    TheRealJigsaw Posts: 295 Member
    Bump
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Growing facial hair.

    Well, mostly anyway.
  • hiker359
    hiker359 Posts: 577 Member
    Not exacerbating an already bad driving record by trying to talk on the phone while driving.
  • Jelenamiia
    Jelenamiia Posts: 21
    at making decisions

    this
  • amanda_catherine
    amanda_catherine Posts: 101
    Farting, burping, mocking another male in jest and not letting it get personal, getting a mother in law to love them.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    BUDDY I can burp and fart with the best of them..! My husband never knew women could be as loud as I can :laugh:
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