Your "Perfect Partner"?

This is a trick question IMO. The answer is - there is no such thing as a perfect partner. Every partner will have certain qualities you like and certain you don't. I know lots of people looking for the "perfect partner". We call them "single", LMAO.

The perfect partner is one that will tolerate YOU! LOL.

^^^ This!

A plus, as quoted by the previous poster, "a giant dong" really helps!!

Personality:


Funny (can make milk fly out my nose, and I don't drink milk)

Likes raunchy everything!

Loves Life

Likes to watch my *kitten* as I dance to my iPod in the kitchen doing dishes

Loves to drink melted chocolate from warm mugs of frothy milk

Kind

Compassionate

submissive

Silly

Sarcastic, to the point of aggravation

Up, anytime!

Likes to travel, south!

Likes to spoil me like I should be spoiled... and has a place on their lap just for me!


Physical:


Yes, very physical...

Tall is a plus...

Strong


Morals: (Hard Limits)


Needs to know how to be a good person regardless of religious affiliation.

Had their own internal compass as to what is right and wrong.

No murdering peoples!

Cannot collect body parts... (animal or otherwise)

Never comes to a party with a loaded gun!


Sexual:


Likes being Topped from the bottom.

Likes rough sex.

Is well behaved.

Knows the difference between "Can i..." and "May i..."

My bad!!! Didn't read the last part...not into spankings or handcuffs!!! Sorry!

Personality:

- Laidback (in the sense that they aren't stressful to be around)
- Not really into children, but open to them
- Someone with goals and drive
- Someone who isn't controlling
- Is open minded
- Thoughtful
- Intelligent
- Protective
- Likes dark, black, sarcastic humor/ gets my sense of humor and isn't offended
- Has a strong sense of self

Looks:

- Tall
- Electively Bald
- Excellent Oral Hygiene
- A presence

Morals:

- Non-religious and understands that religion does not equal morality
- Kind/ Helpful
- Has their own moral code
- Isn't afraid to be a voice for those that don't have one
- Cares about something, doesn't just shrug off ideas/ opinions because it's easier not to have them

Sexual:

- Likes fun, creative, hilarious, oddball sex
- See's my whips and chains and raises me blindfolds, gags and leather floggers
- Is adventurous, and has a high sex drive.

Someone, who after we fall in love and merge our complicated lives, won't end up being my future ex.

sigh.

sorry, but for some reason this thread depresses me!

I've had half a dozen perfect partners... Lol... the great thing about not preordering people... is that you get to learn about and love different kinds of people for who they are... people who actually have things to bring into your life rather than just reflecting a fantasy or mirroring your own personality...

This, so very much, this. Bless your wise heart. :drinker: :flowerforyou:

I've had half a dozen perfect partners... Lol... the great thing about not preordering people... is that you get to learn about and love different kinds of people for who they are... people who actually have things to bring into your life rather than just reflecting a fantasy or mirroring your own personality...

Perfect

Dammit, I'm missing two things on your list. One's pretty obvious from my profile pic, the other, well....

My perfect guy is pretty much the guy version of your list. And I think I'll keep him.

politically progressive (radical leftist)
open-minded
funny
adventurous
understanding
respectful
confident
assertive

My perfect partner ?

Well she will be a few years younger, or perhaps a few years older, or we may share a birthday.

She will definitely be tall and willowy, or maybe shorter and curvy.

She might be black, or white, or japanese or from the south. Maybe she is French Canadian or German.

She will definitely be educated, but there is a chance that she has lived on a farm all her life and missed out on university.

Obviously she needs to be able to cook, but then again I could teach her and we could learn new things in the kitchen.

If she works out that would be good, but if she didn't then no worries there.

I doubt that she has children, but then again I am told that I make an excellent father figure, so that is probably OK too.

She will definitely have a great sense of humor. Or irony, or be an expert at Sarcasm. Or maybe she will simply roll her eyes and laugh with me.

hmmm

Ok, she will be a huge movie fan. Maybe. Although if she prefers to go to the opera or the ballet or the mosh pit on a Saturday night rather than the movies, that would work too.

hmmmm

Brings me a stead supply of bacon and pancakes

Does not stand in the way of the TV

I make pancakes....with bacon in them.


I never stand in front of TV. I'll even bring you the remote.


So, when are you taking me out to dinner?

OK so this is my perfect woman (not that there is such a thing):



Personality:

Loves Kids

Wants kids or already has kids

Funny

Likes raunchy movies like Anchorman, 40 year old Virgin, Clerks, etc

Loves country music but also likes alt bands like The Cab, Nirvana, Hinder, Green Day, etc

Likes to dance

Loves to drink but NOT an alcoholic (hehehe)

Kind

Compassionate

Silly

Slightly sarcastic humor type

Up for anything, anytime

Likes to travel

Likes being spoiled but is also my equal



Physical:

Curvy

Tattoos

Long Hair





Morals:

No drugs

Honest

Christian

Strong Work Ethic



Sexual:

Likes a lot of kissing/cuddling/touch

Likes rough sex

Enjoys being handcuffed/tied up/spanked etc



What does your "perfect partner" look like?

I like the cab especially when they got with hey Mondays Cassadee Pope.. Before the voice!

Hello my names Kelsey and ^ literally decribed me! Just sayin..

Except i like john Deere tractors!

Likes raunchy movies like Anchorman, 40 year old Virgin, Clerks, etc


Loves to drink but NOT an alcoholic (hehehe)


Christian


Sexual:

Likes a lot of kissing/cuddling/touch

Likes rough sex

Enjoys being handcuffed/tied up/spanked etc

A little mixed on the signals? I'm wondering how Christian your match really needs to be? Can she/he have all this rough sex before marriage? Or can she/he wait to disclose this particular little facet of her/himself? :laugh:

Im pretty sure you could talk about sex before marriage. Lol, goofball.

Because on Wednesday/Sunday, she repents and asks for forgiveness at church...

It's called being a sinner.

Personality:
Loves kids and wants kids
Has a decent sense of humor
Will compromise and watch a chick flick with me if I go see some movie he really wants to see
Loves live music from a variety of genres (favorites to see: Halestorm, SIck Puppies, Zac Brown, The Cab)
Realizes I suck at dancing but will dance with me anyway
Can hold his liquor and not become an *kitten*
Sweet, laid back, but also fun and playful
Can put up with the occasional smart @ss comment
Likes to travel
Who likes being spoiled but also likes to spoil me

Physical:
I like tall, muscular guys, but physical appearance is at the bottom of the importance list.

Morals:
No drugs, no smoking
Honest
Christian
Strong Work Ethic

Sexual:
A lot of kissing, cuddling, and touching (not necessarily sexual - arm around the waist, hand holding, etc.)
Has a decent sex drive
Doesn't mind a little experimenting

CLEAN TEETH.... Smellin' good.. and funny.