I just don't know what to do about this...

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  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836


    I understand where you are coming from - this is in jest to a prior forum post about a wife complaining about her husband watching porn. Basic consensus was that there was nothing wrong with it. This was going in the same direction but with the joke already "implied." No ones intention to offend. :bigsmile:

    Now see, I didn't know that.
    That does make it a little bit better.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I was forced to watch the twilight saga...I still haven't recovered. Had it not been for the hot, blood sucking,vampire women I would have gone insane.:grumble:

    A fellow MFPer and I play a drinking game for that one - every time Kristen Stewart looks constipated - you drink. Makes the movie bearable and you're drunk before the opening credits.

    Is it sad that I have never actually seen ANY of the Twilight movies?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Well I love watching the princess bride and labyrinth, so there ya go \m/

    Okay... but that just makes you hot! :wink:
  • Venomous_Duck
    Venomous_Duck Posts: 32
    amazing how a silly post can be sucked dry of any joy or humor and someone can be offended.

    this is one of the mildest posting I have seen one here
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Well I love watching the princess bride and labyrinth, so there ya go \m/

    Okay... but that just makes you hot! :wink:
    Also I forgot Bring it On and Mean Girls *runs away* \m/
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  • lobster888
    lobster888 Posts: 861 Member
    This is pretty funny...my husband always finds a station that is playing one of the "Bourne" movies!!! Oh and he just bought the 4th one! I think he knows the words!!!! I would really think something was wrong if i caught him watching a "chick flick" -I would have to take his temperature!!!
  • angieleighbyrd
    angieleighbyrd Posts: 989 Member
    You need to get him some porn, ASAP.

    I've tried! I don't know what to do... this is one of many! I've even found him watching *gasp* Sleepless in Seattle, You've Got Mail, 10 Things I Hate About You and She's All That! BY CHOICE!

    At least it wasn't The Notebook
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Well I love watching the princess bride and labyrinth, so there ya go \m/

    Okay... but that just makes you hot! :wink:
    Also I forgot Bring it On *runs away* \m/

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnd now I'm laughing at you! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
    amazing how a silly post can be sucked dry of any joy or humor and someone can be offended.

    this is one of the mildest posting I have seen one here

    Some people are just way too sensitive!

    ;)
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  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Ugh... mine likes "A Walk to Remember"

    I punched him in the vagina.

    That's somewhere on the elbow, right? I've been punched there for watching Jerry Maguire... and that Twilight movie.
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    You need to get him some porn, ASAP.

    I've tried! I don't know what to do... this is one of many! I've even found him watching *gasp* Sleepless in Seattle, You've Got Mail, 10 Things I Hate About You and She's All That! BY CHOICE!

    Princess Diaries too????
  • jrsey86
    jrsey86 Posts: 186 Member
    Too funny!!! Mine loves The Sweetest Thing. His excuse? It has a really funny song about d*cks. Made me watch it with him the other day. Not my thing. :tongue:
  • lorenzoinlr
    lorenzoinlr Posts: 338 Member
    At least Pretty Woman isn't in the top five..

    1. Driving a Volkswagen Beetle.

    2. Baking cookies.

    3. Decorating anything.

    4. Asking if you look ok.

    5. Watching The Bachelor
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  • jrsey86
    jrsey86 Posts: 186 Member
    Oh, the horror!! Pretty Woman is just a gateway movie. Soon he will be watching hardcore Lifetime movies and he will cry all the time.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    You need to get him some porn, ASAP.

    I've tried! I don't know what to do... this is one of many! I've even found him watching *gasp* Sleepless in Seattle, You've Got Mail, 10 Things I Hate About You and She's All That! BY CHOICE!

    Princess Diaries too????

    no, he prefers the girls to be old enough to sleep with legally in the movies that he's watching :laugh:

    ok so that's a step in the right direction at least....... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Well I love watching the princess bride and labyrinth, so there ya go \m/

    Well...it is fairly impossible to look away from David Bowie's moose knuckle...see?

    david-bowie.jpg
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    At least it has a prostitute..?
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    amazing how a silly post can be sucked dry of any joy or humor and someone can be offended.

    this is one of the mildest posting I have seen one here

    Some people are just way too sensitive!

    ;)

    Women should avoid posting on the forums when their blood moon has risen. It angers their humors quite frightfully.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Oh, the horror!! Pretty Woman is just a gateway movie. Soon he will be watching hardcore Lifetime movies and he will cry all the time.

    ahahahahahah...get that man rough porn NOW!!!
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Well I love watching the princess bride and labyrinth, so there ya go \m/

    My husband made me watch Labyrinth. I haven't quite forgiven him, yet.
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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Oh, the horror!! Pretty Woman is just a gateway movie. Soon he will be watching hardcore Lifetime movies and he will cry all the time.

    I've blocked the Lifetime channel - it's all good

    Oh they have husband controls? I did not know this..course I don't have a husband, but I do have boy children...
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  • CkepiJinx
    CkepiJinx Posts: 613 Member
    At least Pretty Woman isn't in the top five..

    1. Driving a Volkswagen Beetle.

    2. Baking cookies.

    3. Decorating anything.

    4. Asking if you look ok.

    5. Watching The Bachelor

    Real men bake cookies!

    Plus I abhor baking so if my man didn't he would never get cookies, at least none besides mine :blushing:
  • lorenzoinlr
    lorenzoinlr Posts: 338 Member
    The problem is baking cookies will lead to things like decorating and crying. At least it did for me.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Well I love watching the princess bride and labyrinth, so there ya go \m/

    Okay... but that just makes you hot! :wink:
    Also I forgot Bring it On and Mean Girls *runs away* \m/

    These are all solidly amazing movies. So you are a solidly amazing guy.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member

    I understand where you are coming from - this is in jest to a prior forum post about a wife complaining about her husband watching porn. Basic consensus was that there was nothing wrong with it. This was going in the same direction but with the joke already "implied." No ones intention to offend. :bigsmile:

    What Skitty said^ I am of a very similar mindset to you, and the whole send up of the OP's post was mirroring the chaos that was the "pastor and the porn" post from yesterday :P Look it up for rage and humor.

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