clever, stalker-y friends who spend too much time online

PapaverSomniferum
PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
in Introduce Yourself
I fell off the wagon last fall.

So when I got back on, most of the hilarious, interesting people whose updates I enjoyed keeping up with are either gone or ditched me for being inactive.

I need some people who are online way too much, comment on everyone's business, and have quirky senses of humor

just to get through the getting back on track process.

You in?
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  • loneworg
    loneworg Posts: 342 Member
    first off love your ticker! secondaly add me if you dare cause if you do your life will change...well not reallly....or will it? probabaly not....or will it?
  • orangecrush92
    orangecrush92 Posts: 17 Member
    I can't say if you add me your life will change, but I will try and keep it interesting at least
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    yeah...I'm on way too much...comment on everyone's bs...and have a wicked sense of humor...so I guess we are BFFs now, right?
  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,425 Member
    I can't claim to be clever, but I've got stalker down pat.

    Let's be friends. o_0
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    If you dont have any revealing photos please dont add - once you add some I am open to requests.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I'm sorry. I was one of those hilarious, interesting people who deleted you.

    *basks in glow of fantastic compliments* :happy:
  • welcomenuts
    welcomenuts Posts: 104 Member
    Slightly snarky (slightly pudgy) but have held back for far too long.

    Would love hilarious friends to help out with those ab workouts that I avoid

    :laugh:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    I'm on all day from work during the week, check in at night, and some time on the weekends. Add me if you'd like.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I'm on all day from work during the week, check in at night, and some time on the weekends. Add me if you'd like.

    ^This... would be a good add! She's awesome!
  • aunverzagt
    aunverzagt Posts: 10
    Well, I am in a similar boat to you-got ditched for being inconsistent/inactive...well, mainly just frustrated lol...
    Anywho, not good at the stalker business-I'm so bad at going online all the time-hence me getting ditched also.

    HOWEVER, I have probably one of the strangest senses of humor-I work in a hospital pathology lab...Easily entertained and entertaining in a creepy sort of way. (Plus, if you met my family...haha!)

    Anyway, when I do well with getting online and signing in, I would be most happy to be in your "online friend network", if you'd like!
  • OMG_Twinkies
    OMG_Twinkies Posts: 215 Member
    Um- you live in Columbia, MO.... MIZ

    I'm heading downtown tonight to watch them bend UCLA over.
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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I do believe I may be of assistance.
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    I've got the online too much part down. Clever, meh..., Occasionally snarky but never (ok, rarely) intentionally mean. Try to avoid the drama. You're welcome to add if you'd like.
  • jerseynegrita06
    jerseynegrita06 Posts: 71 Member
    i got ditched too!! =( I'll add you!! and welcome back!! =D
  • 2BhappyBhealthy
    2BhappyBhealthy Posts: 181 Member
    ha! your ticker pic used to be my profile pic on FB.

    If you have boobs I'll probably stalk you...
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Um- you live in Columbia, MO.... MIZ

    I'm heading downtown tonight to watch them bend UCLA over.

    ZOU

    yep. I'm an MU alum
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    I'm excited to creep on so many new people...

    and re-creep a few repeat offenders.
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    Well, I am in a similar boat to you-got ditched for being inconsistent/inactive...well, mainly just frustrated lol...
    Anywho, not good at the stalker business-I'm so bad at going online all the time-hence me getting ditched also.

    HOWEVER, I have probably one of the strangest senses of humor-I work in a hospital pathology lab...Easily entertained and entertaining in a creepy sort of way. (Plus, if you met my family...haha!)

    Anyway, when I do well with getting online and signing in, I would be most happy to be in your "online friend network", if you'd like!

    I've worked with donor tissue in the past. It's kind of a dark sense of humor that horrifies some. Yup.
  • bubba235
    bubba235 Posts: 3
    I think I fail in two of your categories but the quirky sense of humor I've got down pat. Ask Pat she'll tell you.
  • RosscoBoscko
    RosscoBoscko Posts: 632 Member
    I comment a lot, have a good snese of humour i think and am online a lot mostly avoiding work so feel free to add me if you like!!
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    Left an online fitness community recently and starting here. I have a dry sense of humor with a dash of snarky. Like minded people who don't take themselves or life too seriously are always welcome in my book.

    Someone mentioned being amused by medically weird stuff; I have a story regarding a book about cadavers, enjoying my lunch break, and horrifying a waitress. I think we’d get along just fine.
  • LetsMakeupXtina
    LetsMakeupXtina Posts: 627 Member
    its disgusting how much time I waste online... also what I find helps, is a couple people on here i KIK with.. its like a messenger and its always signed on on my phone so that way even if we arent on the site we can keep each other in check :)
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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  • SomeoneSomeplace
    SomeoneSomeplace Posts: 1,094 Member
    My Fitbit has made me PAINFULLY, PAINFULLY aware of how often I am online, specifically MFP

    WHY DOES THIS NOT BURN CALORIES?!

    I comment on as much stuff as I can and take full advantage of the social aspect of the site. Maybe TOO much advantage. Not everything I post is fitness related so if that bugs you don't add me if you don't mind then feel free! A lot of my friends are mad chill cool people too!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    does this mean you're going to be banning me again in the near future???

    consider yourself BANNED
  • lorcart
    lorcart Posts: 406 Member
    I comment a lot, have a good snese of humour i think and am online a lot mostly avoiding work so feel free to add me if you like!!
    I have always wanted to meet someone with a good snese of humor! But what's protocol? Does one say "bless you" in that instance? I've always been curious about that! :P (noooo I'm not a smartass! lol)
  • _KATzMeow
    _KATzMeow Posts: 336 Member
    I bite!
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    In. FR sent!
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    I bite!

    She also scratches...makes sweet, sticky love to you, leaves her fur all over the couch and will leave you first thing in the morning. :)
  • _KATzMeow
    _KATzMeow Posts: 336 Member
    I bite!

    She also scratches...makes sweet, sticky love to you, leaves her fur all over the couch and will leave you first thing in the morning. :)

    thats only for you E! :heart:

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