What's the best euphemism you've ever heard?

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sktllmdrhmzz
sktllmdrhmzz Posts: 189 Member
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Keep it clever so as not to lock the thread. What do you call it?
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  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    Behaviour Modification - when referencing a work-related verbal warning. (yeah, it's prolly no the best one i've heard, but that one came to mind first)
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    clicking my mouse
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
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    Hide the sausage.
  • LadyKop
    LadyKop Posts: 19 Member
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    skin boat to tuna town
    taking ol one eye to the optometrist

    Gotta love the movie Grumpy Old Men! LMAO
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
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    Or, as it's more eloquently put by the Bloodhound Gang:

    "vulcanizing the whoopee stick in the ham wallet"
  • Earguy
    Earguy Posts: 35
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    Doing the kielbasa-nova. :laugh:
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
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    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic, so hypothetically I don't wanna beat around the bush. Foxtrot! Uniform! Charlie! Kilo!
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
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    Backstory: way back in the early 70s, my parents did cleaning for a company that did weird new age sex therapy (it WAS the 70s after all.) Like, whole rooms with nothing but mattresses and pillows. Some free love guy from the company asked my mom if she would like for him to help her "align her chakras." She was fairly sure he was interested in one chakra in particular.


    So...I'm going with "aligning the chakras."
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    "Well bless your heart, my aren't you pretty one!"

    Said in certain areas of the South to tell someone she's not so bright. Usually by an older woman.
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
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    The "ole in out, real savage-like"...A Clockwork Orange
  • tynger112
    tynger112 Posts: 351
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    Getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle
    or I was just trying to check your temperature
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
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    Going down to pietown for some dessert
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Fluttering the bunny:)
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    Well bless my heart, I think I missed the point of this thread. Its clearly about bumping uglies.
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
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    clicking my mouse

    Always heard it as double clicking the mouse
  • froheadedyeti
    froheadedyeti Posts: 9
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    Stuffin' the muffin.
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
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    I'll give you the best euphemism you've ever had!
  • CrystalZ2012
    CrystalZ2012 Posts: 20 Member
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    Well bless my heart, I think I missed the point of this thread. Its clearly about bumping uglies.
    :laugh: I didn't get it either at first.
  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
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    Just because the roller coaster is out of order doesn't mean the log ride is broken

    *made me laugh really hard
  • MadameLAL
    MadameLAL Posts: 108
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    Moon cussing

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