Looking for 18 year olds for support!

BurtHuttz
BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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Hi, I'm a 33 year old married man and I'm looking for single 18 year olds to support me in my fitness journey! Let's be friends!!
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  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    hey stop this is my approach. Don't take all my ladies.
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
    LOL, omg!! You're the mack daddy!
  • deb3129
    deb3129 Posts: 1,294 Member
    seems legit...
  • GBOGH_5
    GBOGH_5 Posts: 174 Member
    Shoot for 21 year olds...that way you can get them drunk on calorie-free beer first.
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    What could possibly go wrong?
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    You're doing it wrong... just offer them candy
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    But..but...I thought you said age didn't matter.....what about me! *runs off awkwardly with hands in the air screaming like a banshee*
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    That's the same advice my Parole Officer gave me. "Look for girls over 18."
  • _KATzMeow
    _KATzMeow Posts: 336 Member
    IN before the lock
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    I can be 18
  • socko6774
    socko6774 Posts: 200
    i need an 18 year old to help me with my squat thrusts.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    Well hell, a whole year over the limit.

    *turns around and walks away laughing*
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    i need an 18 year old to help me with my squat thrusts.

    Wow..that's kind of hawt..ROFLMAO
  • AimersBee
    AimersBee Posts: 775 Member
    get any requests yet?
  • FitnessPalWorks
    FitnessPalWorks Posts: 1,128 Member
    John, I thought you looked familiar!!!

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  • Jessi_Brooks
    Jessi_Brooks Posts: 759 Member
    Damn.. guess I missed the boat by a few years. :frown:
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    18-year-old...females? or males? Just makin' sure...
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    Damn.. guess I missed the boat by a few years. :frown:

    Don't worry Ive got one coming around right now to pick you up
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    No FRs yet . . . next time I'll offer prizes like Justin Beiber LPs and cigarettes.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I can be 18
    Win.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    And, incidentally, I don't care if you're male or female. We're not looking to have children together, hah hah, just go on a great fun fitness journey, experimenting with our bodies until we get our fitness just right!

    Edited to add: okay, that was a little too creepy even for me..
  • ashlielinn
    ashlielinn Posts: 920
    LOL nice
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    NO. That protein drink you gave me smells funny.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    And, incidentally, I don't care if you're male or female. We're not looking to have children together, hah hah, just go on a great fun fitness journey, experimenting with our bodies until we get our fitness just right!

    Edited to add: okay, that was a little too creepy even for me..

    *nod nods...giggles, but nods*
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Hi, I'm a 33 year old married man and I'm looking for single 18 year olds to support me in my fitness journey! Let's be friends!!

    This has given me the best laugh I've had today!
  • wareagle8706
    wareagle8706 Posts: 1,090 Member
    i need an 18 year old to help me with my squat thrusts.

    fans self...
  • BamsieEkhaya
    BamsieEkhaya Posts: 657 Member
    how you doing ;)

    Just kidding!! I'm actually 18 but honey you're TOO close to my mums age LMAO....but thanks for the laugh, needed it today !!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    I feel very dirty for laughing so hard at this! Just offer them some alcohol....
  • morkiemama
    morkiemama Posts: 894 Member
    No FRs yet . . . next time I'll offer prizes like Justin Beiber LPs and cigarettes.

    Just tell them you have a 100% guaranteed way to get them a thigh gap... they'll be all over you :P

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