Say something romantic to the person above you

I'm not wearing any underwear.

Buy me a beer.

Nice eyes

I dream of picnics and kisses under a summer sky.
I dream of watching the stars come out and being in that moment with you forever.

stop struggling

it's your turn to do the dishes.

You left the toilet seat up again.

Edited for horrendous grammar.

why dont u ride me?

My laundry needs washing, oh yea and get me a beer

Spoken by a true romantic...sheesh you had me at get me a beer

How much bacon do you like on your sandwiches?