I think my cat is cheating on me........

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Charlie003
Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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It goes out. Stays out all night. Then comes back to eat and sleep.... What should I do???
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  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    kick her out! she's using you.
    but, let her know when she's ready to be mature, you'll think about letting her come back.
  • skinnedknee101
    skinnedknee101 Posts: 92 Member
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    Haha. Totally get you, these stupid questions are creeping into every forum, even motivation and support. I really want someone to post how many calories they quit consuming over a broken heart. Come on people, keep it to the topic at hand. There are plenty of website forums or support groups for your personal problems.

    To your specific problem: My cat is doing the same thing. Too weird to be a mere coincidence.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    But....the history..............there have been good times............but such mood changes.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    If she refuses to cuddle, you may be right...
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
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    Get a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Haha. Totally get you, these stupid questions are creeping into every forum, even motivation and support. I really want someone to post how many calories they quit consuming over a broken heart. Come on people, keep it to the topic at hand. There are plenty of website forums or support groups for your personal problems.

    To your specific problem: My cat is doing the same thing. Too weird to be a mere coincidence.

    I think it may be a attempt at world domination.
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Get a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.

    I had a girlfriend whose dog pissed in my shoes.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    But....the history..............there have been good times............but such mood changes.

    well, you might have to have a little chat with grumpy cat.
    she may not like your weight loss or you might be doing your hair wrong.
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
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    Just break up.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Is that a bomb? That could be messy.
  • MrsSardone
    MrsSardone Posts: 194 Member
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    Ugh! I WANT to cheat on my cat! He's too clingy and needy. I'm like "Dude you're a cat not a dog! Go find a corner to curl up in and pretend I don't exist!"
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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    It's a camera, to catch them at it.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    It's messy business when someone else starts petting your pvssycat.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    It's a camera, to catch them at it.

    oh. neat.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    Pee on the floor outside of the master bedroom, and take a dump in the kitchen, like this lady.

    That'll show 'em.
    http://www.thebuzz.com/pages/theresa.html?article=10684904
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    Is this you?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmTsLjapM6c
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Pee on the floor outside of the master bedroom, and take a dump in the kitchen, like this lady.

    That'll show 'em.
    http://www.thebuzz.com/pages/theresa.html?article=10684904

    And shoot up the x-mas lights. I heard that on the radio today.
  • Chameleone
    Chameleone Posts: 281 Member
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    You deserve soo much better...
    There's plenty of cats in the sea...but there's even more roaming around the streets...
  • spetermann190
    spetermann190 Posts: 289 Member
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    Get yourself a BIG MEAN Hungry Dog!!!

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