I think my cat is cheating on me........

Charlie003
Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
in Chit-Chat
It goes out. Stays out all night. Then comes back to eat and sleep.... What should I do???
«1

Replies

  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    kick her out! she's using you.
    but, let her know when she's ready to be mature, you'll think about letting her come back.
  • skinnedknee101
    skinnedknee101 Posts: 92 Member
    Haha. Totally get you, these stupid questions are creeping into every forum, even motivation and support. I really want someone to post how many calories they quit consuming over a broken heart. Come on people, keep it to the topic at hand. There are plenty of website forums or support groups for your personal problems.

    To your specific problem: My cat is doing the same thing. Too weird to be a mere coincidence.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    But....the history..............there have been good times............but such mood changes.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    If she refuses to cuddle, you may be right...
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
    Get a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Haha. Totally get you, these stupid questions are creeping into every forum, even motivation and support. I really want someone to post how many calories they quit consuming over a broken heart. Come on people, keep it to the topic at hand. There are plenty of website forums or support groups for your personal problems.

    To your specific problem: My cat is doing the same thing. Too weird to be a mere coincidence.

    I think it may be a attempt at world domination.
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    4ad68af404649d7f5f4e0856cd28f4d8.jpg
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Get a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.

    I had a girlfriend whose dog pissed in my shoes.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    But....the history..............there have been good times............but such mood changes.

    well, you might have to have a little chat with grumpy cat.
    she may not like your weight loss or you might be doing your hair wrong.
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    Just break up.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    4ad68af404649d7f5f4e0856cd28f4d8.jpg

    Is that a bomb? That could be messy.
  • MrsSardone
    MrsSardone Posts: 194 Member
    Ugh! I WANT to cheat on my cat! He's too clingy and needy. I'm like "Dude you're a cat not a dog! Go find a corner to curl up in and pretend I don't exist!"
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    It's a camera, to catch them at it.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    It's messy business when someone else starts petting your pvssycat.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    It's a camera, to catch them at it.

    oh. neat.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    Pee on the floor outside of the master bedroom, and take a dump in the kitchen, like this lady.

    That'll show 'em.
    http://www.thebuzz.com/pages/theresa.html?article=10684904
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Is this you?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmTsLjapM6c
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Pee on the floor outside of the master bedroom, and take a dump in the kitchen, like this lady.

    That'll show 'em.
    http://www.thebuzz.com/pages/theresa.html?article=10684904

    And shoot up the x-mas lights. I heard that on the radio today.
  • Chameleone
    Chameleone Posts: 281 Member
    You deserve soo much better...
    There's plenty of cats in the sea...but there's even more roaming around the streets...
  • spetermann190
    spetermann190 Posts: 289 Member
    Get yourself a BIG MEAN Hungry Dog!!!
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    Pee on the floor outside of the master bedroom, and take a dump in the kitchen, like this lady.

    That'll show 'em.
    http://www.thebuzz.com/pages/theresa.html?article=10684904

    And shoot up the x-mas lights. I heard that on the radio today.
    LOL Now we all know how to handle a situation like this.
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard =)
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard =)

    Cats are ho's for catnip.
  • theskinnyonme
    theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member
    Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard =)

    Cats are ho's for catnip.

    that's why I'd never grow it my yard.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.

    Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard =)

    Cats are ho's for catnip.

    that's why I'd never grow it my yard.

    There would be a cat orgy going on.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard =)

    Cats are ho's for catnip.

    that's why I'd never grow it my yard.

    There would be a cat orgy going on.
    EVERYONE KNOWS-YOU CAN'T TURN A HO INTO A HOUSEWIFE.
  • Lifetimegoals
    Lifetimegoals Posts: 29 Member
    Well, I'd bet it has needs and you don't meet them. Watch out. Next, it is going to air your dirty laundry in this forum, wait and see.
  • spetermann190
    spetermann190 Posts: 289 Member
    Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.

    Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....

    Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it ;)

Categories