What's your response when you get dumped?

KatyCrum6969
KatyCrum6969 Posts: 124 Member
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Just to have a little fun!
The one I used most recently was "Oh. Ow. Okay."
Triple O's count for something, right!? Bonus cool points!?
No?
Okay.
But what's YOUR response when you get dumped?
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  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    I think you started this thread just to remind me that I'm single...
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Never happens.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    doesn't happen, i'm always the first to bolt.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    unfortunately.....my dating has been so disastrous that I've been the dumper lately....

    i have no words, as I haven't used them yet....
  • KatyCrum6969
    KatyCrum6969 Posts: 124 Member
    Come on guys, I need some funny responses to ease my pain!
    You can't all be the dumpers!
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    "Ok" then simply walked away leaving her standing there. Alone.

    JM
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member

    You can't all be the dumpers!

    We are THAT good looking.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Some stuff like"I gave up on you a long time ago anyway; I just stayed around for regular sex"
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    doesn't happen, i'm always the first to bolt.

    Screw & bolt type?

    JM
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    doesn't happen, i'm always the first to bolt.

    Screw & bolt type?

    JM

    i only consider it a bolt if i know their name.
  • Greenrun99
    Greenrun99 Posts: 2,065 Member
    F**k this *kitten*!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    on to the next one in line....


    ETA: except, that's never happened.
  • JediMaster_intraining
    JediMaster_intraining Posts: 903 Member
    Get a new boy toy.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    I use the "I faked it" card....
  • SavageFeast
    SavageFeast Posts: 325 Member
    Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch, bye.
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
    The last one? 32 years old, dating for 5 months. When I asked about the status of the "relationship" he bolted.

    My response? I'm sad for him that he can't commit. Happy for me that I figured it out early enough. I learned a lot from my time with him. Cut him out of Facebook, GChat etc. and start with someone new.
  • curvychaos
    curvychaos Posts: 26
    I use the "I faked it" card....

    Vicious. lol
  • SPBROOKS68
    SPBROOKS68 Posts: 561 Member
    Your loss!!
  • Bobby__Clerici
    Bobby__Clerici Posts: 741 Member
    I'd buck up, gather my energies and wish her well.
    Life goes on.:drinker:
  • footiechick82
    footiechick82 Posts: 1,203 Member
    The last time I was dumped (that I can remember), he said I was too good for him... I laughed and replied "yeah, I am!" and that was it!
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    I use the "I faked it" card....

    Vicious. lol

    I know! Follow it up with "and your hotdog is small" and laugh as you walk away... :smokin:

    It's even more funny when it's true. :laugh:
  • KatyCrum6969
    KatyCrum6969 Posts: 124 Member
    I use the "I faked it" card....
    LOL. Doing this. (;
    "You know that ONE time? Yeah..........BACK TO ZERO."
  • BigDnSW
    BigDnSW Posts: 641 Member
    Last time I was dumped was 1976....her loss and my gain, found my true love in 1978...still together...oooo Today is Throwback Thursday..post a pic SW is SuperWife...no dumping here!
  • bartenderqt
    bartenderqt Posts: 1 Member
    My reaction was usually none at all unless I asked for their friend's number or something. Who wants to bother with someone who doesn't want them. There are too many fish in the sea.
  • legnarevocrednu
    legnarevocrednu Posts: 467 Member
    I've never been dumped. However, twice now I've gotten the "I'm not ready for a relationship, but can we still casually date?" Umm...like I don't know what that really means! Oh and the first guy that told me this I just said "Oh that's okay...I've been casually dating you the whole time."
  • Temporalia
    Temporalia Posts: 1,151 Member
    Used this the times I was dumped, said in a sarcastic way: "well, nice meeting you, now you can leave"

    As a poster said before me, life goes on.
  • janjab78
    janjab78 Posts: 3
    I'm married now and usually was the dumper, but I was dumped twice when I was dating. Both times I was pretty cool about it. I didn't get upset or anything. I just said ok. Both times I think they expected more of a reaction, but I don't really see getting dumped as rejection. I mean, the other person thought I was attractive, smart and fun enough to hang around with for a while. If they found out it wasn't going to work quicker than I did, then that's good. At least we weren't wasting time on something that wasn't going to work in the end anyhow.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I never said, go up! Okay? I just said, lightly around. It's like a...like a little button. You know what? Not your issue anymore.

    ^ not me, but best response to a break up ever.
  • MelyndaWaldner
    MelyndaWaldner Posts: 442 Member
    I have said "Thanks" and smiled and walked away, it confused the hell out of him..
  • kr1stadee
    kr1stadee Posts: 1,774 Member
    The last time I was dumped, I was about 15 years old, so I cried... then scratched his face out of my yearbook. Yep, I was THAT girl lol
    I wasn't with anyone long enough to be dumped from then till I was 17 when I started dating my now husband..

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