Gym etiquette for newbies

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  • sgv0918
    sgv0918 Posts: 851 Member
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    i've worked out in jeans. (had to drop kid off and got a quick workout) not comfy but who are you to judge me. Also I do keep my phone with me. I have 2 special needs kid one with a seizure disorder that stops his breathing (so yes it may be a life/death call) again don't judge.

    Don't judge, don't snicker/stare meanly, be polite, clean up after yourself...pretty much all the things I learned in grade school recess
  • ErrataCorrige
    ErrataCorrige Posts: 649 Member
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    Don't bring your purse to combat class. (There are self locking lockers at my gym). And if you do don't give me a dirty look if I accidently step on it, because you left it right behind me.

    Also - NO PEEING IN THE SHOWER! - seriously, I have gotten in to a shower with a distinct pee smell going on. Thank gawd I wear shower shoes.
  • Sickgrin
    Sickgrin Posts: 33 Member
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    A few more...

    You do not need to weigh yourself completely naked. Boxers do not even register on the scale and go a long way at preventing incidental blindness and scarring of others.

    Wearing a weight belt does not make you the next WWE heavyweight champion.

    Setting the pull-up assist machine to your body weight means you are lifting nothing. This could only be useful if you are currently training to be an astronaut.
  • JustinAnimal
    JustinAnimal Posts: 1,335 Member
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    If I walk away from a bench quickly after I push out a set, but leave my weights there, I'm not done. I pace between sets; don't steal my bench!

    I don't know about this one. I mean, the gym isn't yours. Share the bench if you're going to get up. I mean, I definitely feel your pain but it's kind of a fact of life that you need to share what everyone there is paying for.

    I have started exercising where I don't go for weight intensity, but try to keep my HR up and not rest too much between sets. So I sit at one machine / bench, rest for 10-20 seconds between sets, and get my 3-4 sets done before I move to another machine. Then you don't have to worry about someone "stealing" your machine.

    But I'm not trying to be too critical here. It is a pain in the butt when you can't get back on the bench you want. Just wanted to give a friendly suggestion to avoid frustration in the future.
  • thingal12
    thingal12 Posts: 302 Member
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    from my sister (who goes to Lifetime): "PLEASE stop prancing around naked in the gym locker rooms. No one wants to see that."
  • mike_littlerock
    mike_littlerock Posts: 296 Member
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    ok.. so what you are saying is that newbies (Men) should:
    a) only speak if spoken to.. and then only answer YES or NO.. (followed by "your excellence")
    b) never squat in the curl rack
    c) make sure you are wearing at least $10 of cologne/perfume.. a good amount of the expensive stuff or entire bottle of cheap stuff
    d) eat fresh garlic and cabbage 1 hour prior to your workout.
    e) wear very revealing clothing and ONLY compression shorts
    f) after your time on the cardio equipment.. shake off your sweat like a dog coming in from the rain.. and SCREAM "BOO-YAH"
    g) Impress the ladies with your ability to fart the theme to the flinstones.
    h) do one set of bro-curls.. then take off your shirt to practice your posing
    i) in the locker room. remove all clothing within 5 feet of the locker room entrance, remain fully nude until you are ready to leave
    j) use the hair dryers to dry off your junk
  • bbuff101
    bbuff101 Posts: 8 Member
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    One thing drives me crazy... Don't stand right in front of the dumbbell rack and do your shrugs or curls or whatever. I've seen tons of people do this (old and new), and I just don't get it.
  • lynnw24
    lynnw24 Posts: 116 Member
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    Stay out of my way
    Dont make eye contact with me unless you are female
    Don't look at me in the mirror.
    Stay out of my way.

    That should cover it.

    wow ego much


    I was thinking the same thing! Nobody wants a cocky man!
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
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    Stay out of my way
    Dont make eye contact with me unless you are female
    Don't look at me in the mirror.
    Stay out of my way.

    That should cover it.

    wow ego much


    I was thinking the same thing! Nobody wants a cocky man!

    /shrug. I don't even care.

    oh, and yes they do.
  • LeightonSays
    LeightonSays Posts: 63
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    No staring!

    Just got to say.....can you really blame them.....

    aha. ;)
  • charmorbadluck
    charmorbadluck Posts: 17 Member
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    Wipe down the equipment! I have seen and touched to many ellipticals and/or treadmills were ppl have left there slimy sweat on the handle bars. Also if you see someone on a piece of equipment that you would like to use don't be rude when they tell you they still have more the 15 min on the thing. I also find it annoying when ppl see that you are really getting into your workout and are in the process of rocking it out with your ipod/mp3 player and they decide to interrupt you. Please ppl dont be rude. Do something else while you wait your turn! : )
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    ok.. so what you are saying is that newbies (Men) should:
    a) only speak if spoken to.. and then only answer YES or NO.. (followed by "your excellence")
    b) never squat in the curl rack
    c) make sure you are wearing at least $10 of cologne/perfume.. a good amount of the expensive stuff or entire bottle of cheap stuff
    d) eat fresh garlic and cabbage 1 hour prior to your workout.
    e) wear very revealing clothing and ONLY compression shorts
    f) after your time on the cardio equipment.. shake off your sweat like a dog coming in from the rain.. and SCREAM "BOO-YAH"
    g) Impress the ladies with your ability to fart the theme to the flinstones.
    h) do one set of bro-curls.. then take off your shirt to practice your posing
    i) in the locker room. remove all clothing within 5 feet of the locker room entrance, remain fully nude until you are ready to leave
    j) use the hair dryers to dry off your junk

    Grease up the barbells and you pretty much have it all covered.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    No staring!

    I have to say, the irony of your post, your avatar, and what your user name is shortened to gave me a chuckle.
  • CarlieeBear
    CarlieeBear Posts: 325 Member
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    All of these "clean the equipment" comments - just wiping down with a towel is okay, right? We're not expected to carry a spray bottle of disinfectant with us or something? Because I've seen a couple people carrying purse-sized Dettol and using it on a the machines, and I could never figure out if I was supposed to be doing that or if they're germophobes.

    My gym has spray bottles of disinfectant next to the towels. That tells me they want me to use it. Since it's flu season and it's especially bad this year, I've been wiping the elliptical down before using it. I hate being sick so I work hard to prevent it.
  • westerly34
    westerly34 Posts: 898
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    NO CURLING IN THE GODDAMN SQUAT RACK.
  • aryya
    aryya Posts: 33 Member
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    NO CURLING IN THE GODDAMN SQUAT RACK.

    Don't do anything in the squat rack but squats!! ;) For deads please use the bar from the benchpress... ;)

    For real, clean your equipment after use, don't steal equipment (ask to work in, and if they say no, they're pretty much a jerk) , don't throw the weights down (unless on an olympic platform), and (i know this is asking a lot) try not to grunt too loud ;)
  • srcardinal10
    srcardinal10 Posts: 387 Member
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    1) There's a line for the cardio equipment and you're talking on your cell phone using a machine...*eye pops out like the teacher in Daria* That's a no-no...well to me it is. I find it inconsiderate, frustrating, and annoying.

    2) Please. re-rack your weights. I'm not in the mood to circle the gym looking for the other dumbbell because you decided to move on to your next exercise.

    3) Wear deodorant. If need be, please buy something stronger now that you're working out. It's quite difficult to focus on breathing through my nose at mile 4 when the person next to me smells like a 15 year old boy that competed at the high school wrestling match all day.
  • bdamaster60
    bdamaster60 Posts: 595 Member
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    NO CURLING IN THE GODDAMN SQUAT RACK.

    Don't do anything in the squat rack but squats!! ;) For deads please use the bar from the benchpress... ;)

    For real, clean your equipment after use, don't steal equipment (ask to work in, and if they say no, they're pretty much a jerk) , don't throw the weights down (unless on an olympic platform), and (i know this is asking a lot) try not to grunt too loud ;)

    Barbell Shrugs
    Military Press
    Bent Over Rows

    are all acceptable exercises to do in the squat rack.
  • aryya
    aryya Posts: 33 Member
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    NO CURLING IN THE GODDAMN SQUAT RACK.

    Don't do anything in the squat rack but squats!! ;) For deads please use the bar from the benchpress... ;)

    For real, clean your equipment after use, don't steal equipment (ask to work in, and if they say no, they're pretty much a jerk) , don't throw the weights down (unless on an olympic platform), and (i know this is asking a lot) try not to grunt too loud ;)

    Barbell Shrugs
    Military Press
    Bent Over Rows

    are all acceptable exercises to do in the squat rack.

    Ok, those things i will agree with, though i would still prefer a person to take the bar from somewhere else (my gym has but one squat rack, it's a hot commodity) ;)
  • PurpleTina
    PurpleTina Posts: 390 Member
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    Please wear deodorant :sick: . especially if you are on the equipment in front of me and the fans are on, wafting the air around!

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