*kitten* runners say

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  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I'm going to be so fricking high in 30 minutes.
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Snow day, no school, time to run!
  • avir8
    avir8 Posts: 671 Member
    "I think one of my toenails is about to fall off"

    "Does this have GPS"

    "Injured my IT band"

    "I <3 Saucony/Mizuno/Brooks"
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    I'm tapering this weekend, so "only" running 12 miles.
  • SoontirFel
    SoontirFel Posts: 45 Member
    Is it time to taper yet?
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    "*kitten*! My zune is dead! Great, now I've gotta HUM for thirty minutes."
  • sgtrowley
    sgtrowley Posts: 246 Member
    (long trail run) "Keep an eye out, I gotta pee"
    (Loose shirt) "Damn, my nipples are chaffing"
    (Attractive person running towards you) "slow down the pace.." lol
    (Uneven ground) "F**K!!! I rolled my ankle!"
  • BAFilek
    BAFilek Posts: 139 Member
    Joggers bop up and down at a stoplight, runners just stand there looking pissed.
    :heart: this!
  • Hadabetter
    Hadabetter Posts: 942 Member
    That's your long run?...
  • 99clmsntgr
    99clmsntgr Posts: 777 Member
    Things heard recently around my work or house:

    "It's just a short run tonite" (then, when asked how long) "5 ... 5 and a half." (promptly told I was nuts then asked what a "long" run would be) "On Saturdays I do 12-13...." (Promptly told that I wasn't just nuts, I was f*king nuts)

    Wife of 99clmsntgr - Are you sure you want to go play poker Friday night? We're running that 5K on Saturday morning
    99clmsntgr - Meh, the 5K's at 9:00, I'll be fine. It is *just* a 5K.

    "Hammie's a little sore, but that's what the IcyHOT is for."

    'Nah, I think I'll drop Son of 99clmsntgr off at day care then go run the bridge today. I haven't done that in a while and I enjoy it."

    Random neighbor in the 'hood: Nice shoes.
    99clmsntgr (wearing my bright green Brooks Pure Flows): Yeah, they're OK.
    Neighbor: I mean, I could see you coming from all the way down the street
    99clmsntgr: Yeah, well, these aren't even my "loud" shoes. (I have neon yellow New Balance Minimus in the closet I wear for cross-training)
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    Oh my god shin splints.
  • DiannaMoorer
    DiannaMoorer Posts: 783 Member
    1. I can't stop thinking about the 18-miler I have to run this weekend.

    2. My favorite running snacks are sport beans, shot blocks and Honey Stingers.

    3. I'm not drinking this week so I can be hydrated and PR in the 8k on Saturday.

    4. Crap, I forgot my body glide! This is going to hurt.


    5. Time for new shoes, I've already run 500 miles in the ones I have!

    6. Do you want to get up on Saturday and run 10 miles at 7 -- AM?


    7. Vanilla Bean Gu totally tastes like cake. (Just me? Maybe...)


    8. Old Navy's "running clothes" are just not legit.

    9. You only want to run 3 miles? Okay, I'll just do four before we meet up and then run 3 with you.

    10. These $30 compression socks I just bought are awesome!

    11. This marathon fee was only $75!

    12. Dinner's at 7? Great that's plenty of time to run home from work, shower and be there.

    13. Oh, can you stop at CVS so I can pick up two bags of ice for my bath?


    14. Did you see those awesome arm sleeves that Kara Goucher was wearing? I want some!

    15. If I can just PR, I'll be happy for the rest of the year.
  • MorganLeighRN
    MorganLeighRN Posts: 411 Member
    "Those hills were a killer. I can't wait to do them again tomorrow!"

    My favorite is when my husband says "You're in a bad mood, go run". :)
  • Superchikanthem
    Superchikanthem Posts: 362 Member
    How do you know someone has done a marathon?
    Just wait they will tell you :)
  • 007bondage
    007bondage Posts: 631 Member
    Hang on, "Code Brown Emergency" !
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    9. You only want to run 3 miles? Okay, I'll just do four before we meet up and then run 3 with you.
    This! I do it all the time.


    "I've been drooling over that hill. I'm going to run it this weekend"

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